Why is Mikes Hard Lemonade so Fucking Sweet? - GoFuckYourself.com

bogo · 02-20-2007, 03:02 PM

I like to switch up once in a while from beer and just had a bottle of Mikes although why do they put so much fucking sugar in it? It wouyld have been a decent drink if it wasnt so sweet.Feels like i had a slice of chocolate pie.

interracialtoons · 02-20-2007, 03:06 PM

hehehe.

Try Smirnoff Ice, or Bacardi O3.

The Cocksucker · 02-20-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bogo

I like to switch up once in a while from beer and just had a bottle of Mikes although why do they put so much fucking sugar in it? It wouyld have been a decent drink if it wasnt so sweet.Feels like i had a slice of chocolate pie.

That shit is so sweet it gives my a stomach ache. It's either the mad amounts of sugar or the millions of tiny bubbles in it. They aren't even like beer bubbles. They are smaller. I actually slammed one of those once and hopped in my car. 2 minutes down the road I had to forcibly pull the car into a convenience store and buy some Tums it hurt so bad. Fuck Mike's Hard Lemonade.

ztik · 02-20-2007, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by interracialtoons

hehehe.

Try Smirnoff Ice, or Bacardi O3.

Might as well drink zima

just put tape over the label so people don't make fun of you

ztik · 02-20-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Cocksucker

That shit is so sweet it gives my a stomach ache. It's either the mad amounts of sugar or the millions of tiny bubbles in it. They aren't even like beer bubbles. They are smaller. I actually slammed one of those once and hopped in my car. 2 minutes down the road I had to forcibly pull the car into a convenience store and buy some Tums it hurt so bad. Fuck Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Yeah, same here. Try eating a tums for every one you drink, lol

02-20-2007, 03:12 PM

That stuff is pure poison. If the almost instant heart burn doesn't get you, the diabetes will.

fuzebox · 02-20-2007, 03:12 PM

Mikes Hard was responsible for my very first hangover and full day puking session...

Ahhh the memories

interracialtoons · 02-20-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ztik

Might as well drink zima

just put tape over the label so people don't make fun of you

Not even close to Zima...way better!

Tiffany Preston · 02-20-2007, 03:57 PM

i like it is good and have you try Chocolate martini ?

OY · 02-20-2007, 04:00 PM

Because it is a drink made for girls...

rapmaster · 02-20-2007, 04:07 PM

Yeah I also always get a stomach ache if I try one of those chick drinks.

02-20-2007, 03:02 PM	#1
bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982	Why is Mikes Hard Lemonade so Fucking Sweet? I like to switch up once in a while from beer and just had a bottle of Mikes although why do they put so much fucking sugar in it? It wouyld have been a decent drink if it wasnt so sweet.Feels like i had a slice of chocolate pie.

02-20-2007, 03:06 PM	#2
interracialtoons Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,910	hehehe. Try Smirnoff Ice, or Bacardi O3. __________________ Done.

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02-20-2007, 03:12 PM	#6
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	That stuff is pure poison. If the almost instant heart burn doesn't get you, the diabetes will.

02-20-2007, 03:12 PM	#7
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,158	Mikes Hard was responsible for my very first hangover and full day puking session... Ahhh the memories