Originally Posted by The Cocksucker

That shit is so sweet it gives my a stomach ache. It's either the mad amounts of sugar or the millions of tiny bubbles in it. They aren't even like beer bubbles. They are smaller. I actually slammed one of those once and hopped in my car. 2 minutes down the road I had to forcibly pull the car into a convenience store and buy some Tums it hurt so bad. Fuck Mike's Hard Lemonade.