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SleazyDream · 08-04-2002, 11:30 AM

Ok, I get this email all the time.

Hi there, I'd like to trade traffic with you. Please start sending me traffic and I'll return the favor.

Ok, what am I supposed to say to that?

I have several options that I usually pick from.

1.

Hi, thank you soo much for asking me for this traffic trade. I'm gona drop all my current trades that I have been working with for several years and only do business with you exclusivly from now on since you took the time to actually send me an email.

2.
Hi there. You must send 5000 hits a day for 2 weeks to my main page before I'll even take the time to consider you. If you can do this THEN we MIGHT talk about doing a trade.

3.
Hi there, I must have misread your email. I wasn't able to find anything about how this idea of yours would benefit me?

4.
Fuck off

5.
Why would I trade with you, your site is much better than mine and anyone who went to it wouldn't ever come back to mine so as far as I'm concerned I don't want my surfers to ever find out about you.

6. (my favorite)
Why are you bothering me? Fuck you, you piddly little piece of crap. You have now pissed me off to the point where if I don't see 5000 hits a day to my main page from your site I'm gona black list you with ALL the major TGPs there are out there for trades and galleries. Then I'll go to every sponser you use and have then cancel your checks. Either send the traffic or find another job. You have one hour to start sending me traffic.

7.
It's hard to see if you're on your knees or not.

8.
Excuse me, but I dn't know any other way to ask this. Who the fuck are you?

I know I know, I'm a sweetheart.

See ya all in Hollywood!

Gary · 08-04-2002, 11:32 AM

Didn't you post this same thing 2 months ago?

Fletch XXX · 08-04-2002, 11:32 AM

I like option "Send 5k a day."

Hollywood eh? I wonder if you suckers will be able to spot me, I doubt it.

Low key, all black.

See ya there.

SleazyDream · 08-04-2002, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Didn't you post this same thing 2 months ago?

I can't even remember what i ate for breakfast, yet alone 2 months ago....................

Gary · 08-04-2002, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I can't even remember what i ate for breakfast, yet alone 2 months ago....................

Understood

HQ · 08-04-2002, 11:41 AM

I've woken up and couldn't even remember if I had a girlfriend or not.

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I can't even remember what i ate for breakfast, yet alone 2 months ago....................

SleazyDream · 08-04-2002, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HQ
I've woken up and couldn't even remember if I had a girlfriend or not.

that;s always scarry when there's someone sleeping beside you.

Kimmykim · 08-04-2002, 12:27 PM

Did I miss the one about a check for $300???

Nina · 08-04-2002, 12:32 PM

I like option 4.

Dopy · 08-04-2002, 12:45 PM

This will give you far less trouble in the long term :-

Thanks for asking but I have far too many trades already.

Be calm and prosper.

Steve · 08-04-2002, 01:09 PM

I didn't eat breakfast yet. Someone make me a sammich!

Bobo · 08-04-2002, 01:14 PM

Last time I checked, you ask traders to send you 1k/day. It's now 5k? Wazzup with that?

Steve · 08-04-2002, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
Last time I checked, you ask traders to send you 1k/day. It's now 5k? Wazzup with that?

too many guys did 1k/day

SleazyDream · 08-04-2002, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Did I miss the one about a check for $300???

was that what you were paying me to sleep with you?
I told you the first one was free.

brocklanders · 08-04-2002, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I can't even remember what i ate for breakfast, yet alone 2 months ago....................

Let me refresh your memory:

4 Big Mac's
2 quarter pounders
3 Super-Sized French Fries
4 twelve-piece McNuggets
3 Chocolate Milk Shakes
8 boxes of McDonald land chocolate chip cookies

You had the same thing 2 months ago, I assure you.

brocklanders · 08-04-2002, 02:07 PM

Anyone see Sleazy in the new Austin Power's movie?

Steve · 08-04-2002, 03:16 PM

Fat Bastard rules!

"I don't remember eating CORN!"

brocklanders · 08-05-2002, 09:00 AM

"look at my titty"

heheh

Hot Tropical Babes · 08-05-2002, 09:31 AM

check this email I got.....I am still "pondering" how I should respond:::::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi.
Since we started trading traffic, you constantly send me 1/4 of the amount of traffic I send you. I'm sure you would agree that this is completely Fucked Up.
Fix this matter please.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*NOTE*
I did not ask for this trade, he signed up with me, but yet he wants me to blast his ass with traffic the first day?

any suggestions?

Hot Tropical Babes · 08-05-2002, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders

Let me refresh your memory:

4 Big Mac's
2 quarter pounders
3 Super-Sized French Fries
4 twelve-piece McNuggets
3 Chocolate Milk Shakes
8 boxes of McDonald land chocolate chip cookies

You had the same thing 2 months ago, I assure you.

Your a fucking GOOB, I dont think I like you.......Get the fuck off my planet.

Jakke PNG · 08-05-2002, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders

Let me refresh your memory:

4 Big Mac's
2 quarter pounders
3 Super-Sized French Fries
4 twelve-piece McNuggets
3 Chocolate Milk Shakes
8 boxes of McDonald land chocolate chip cookies

You had the same thing 2 months ago, I assure you.

I'm hungry.

SleazyDream · 08-05-2002, 10:54 AM

would you believe that when I was in newfoundland last week I saw that the McDonald's there had a McLobster sandwich.

boneprone · 08-05-2002, 12:14 PM

personally i like to give em aaronM's icq.
Let him deal with em

Eugene_K · 08-05-2002, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
2.
Hi there. You must send 5000 hits a day for 2 weeks to my main page before I'll even take the time to consider you. If you can do this THEN we MIGHT talk about doing a trade.

Yo!

I got this one from you!!! Just you must have liked my site a lot - you only insisted on 1 week

Believe me, when I grow a little bit (sitewise), I'll send you that much.

Eugene

DrGuile · 08-05-2002, 02:28 PM

You did post the exact same thing a couple months ago.

Quit crying.

[Labret] · 08-05-2002, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Ok, what am I supposed to say to that?

"Git in mah bellay you wee tgp man! Ah needs 5k eh day of yer worst blind linked straight traffic to shuffle off to mah udder shittay tredz".

And I think what you did to your cat could be construed as animal abuse

Cats cant eat your left over Big Macs... if there are any leftovers.

BruceM · 08-05-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders
Anyone see Sleazy in the new Austin Power's movie?

"My neck looks like a vagina"

Flynn · 08-05-2002, 05:29 PM

hehehe

I like #8

08-04-2002, 11:30 AM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Traffic Trading Ok, I get this email all the time. Hi there, I'd like to trade traffic with you. Please start sending me traffic and I'll return the favor. Ok, what am I supposed to say to that? I have several options that I usually pick from. 1. Hi, thank you soo much for asking me for this traffic trade. I'm gona drop all my current trades that I have been working with for several years and only do business with you exclusivly from now on since you took the time to actually send me an email. 2. Hi there. You must send 5000 hits a day for 2 weeks to my main page before I'll even take the time to consider you. If you can do this THEN we MIGHT talk about doing a trade. 3. Hi there, I must have misread your email. I wasn't able to find anything about how this idea of yours would benefit me? 4. Fuck off 5. Why would I trade with you, your site is much better than mine and anyone who went to it wouldn't ever come back to mine so as far as I'm concerned I don't want my surfers to ever find out about you. 6. (my favorite) Why are you bothering me? Fuck you, you piddly little piece of crap. You have now pissed me off to the point where if I don't see 5000 hits a day to my main page from your site I'm gona black list you with ALL the major TGPs there are out there for trades and galleries. Then I'll go to every sponser you use and have then cancel your checks. Either send the traffic or find another job. You have one hour to start sending me traffic. 7. It's hard to see if you're on your knees or not. 8. Excuse me, but I dn't know any other way to ask this. Who the fuck are you? I know I know, I'm a sweetheart. See ya all in Hollywood! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

08-04-2002, 11:32 AM	#2
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08-04-2002, 11:32 AM	#3
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	I like option "Send 5k a day." Hollywood eh? I wonder if you suckers will be able to spot me, I doubt it. Low key, all black. See ya there. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

08-05-2002, 09:31 AM	#19
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	check this email I got.....I am still "pondering" how I should respond::::: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi. Since we started trading traffic, you constantly send me 1/4 of the amount of traffic I send you. I'm sure you would agree that this is completely Fucked Up. Fix this matter please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NOTE I did not ask for this trade, he signed up with me, but yet he wants me to blast his ass with traffic the first day? any suggestions? __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman

08-05-2002, 10:54 AM	#22
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	would you believe that when I was in newfoundland last week I saw that the McDonald's there had a McLobster sandwich. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

08-04-2002, 12:27 PM	#8
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Did I miss the one about a check for $300???

08-04-2002, 12:32 PM	#9
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	I like option 4.

08-04-2002, 12:45 PM	#10
Dopy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands Posts: 1,572	This will give you far less trouble in the long term :- Thanks for asking but I have far too many trades already. Be calm and prosper.

08-04-2002, 01:09 PM	#11
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I didn't eat breakfast yet. Someone make me a sammich!

08-04-2002, 01:14 PM	#12
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Last time I checked, you ask traders to send you 1k/day. It's now 5k? Wazzup with that?

08-04-2002, 02:07 PM	#16
brocklanders Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 297	Anyone see Sleazy in the new Austin Power's movie?

08-04-2002, 03:16 PM	#17
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	Fat Bastard rules! "I don't remember eating CORN!"

08-05-2002, 09:00 AM	#18
brocklanders Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 297	"look at my titty" heheh

08-05-2002, 12:14 PM	#23
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	personally i like to give em aaronM's icq. Let him deal with em __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-05-2002, 02:28 PM	#25
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08-05-2002, 05:29 PM	#28
Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	hehehe I like #8 __________________ blah blah blah