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Old 02-15-2007, 11:02 AM   #1
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Car Accident

Car Accident


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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So ... you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.?

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"


The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.


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Old 02-15-2007, 11:10 AM   #2
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Lololololololololollolol...

Nice one!!
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:11 AM   #3
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:17 AM   #4
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Heard that a long time ago, and liked it just as much today.
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:23 AM   #5
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thank god. as soon as i saw this and knowing the way YOU drive i thought ahhhh fuck rob was in a crash.

don't scare me like that. LOL.
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:27 AM   #6
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LOL LOL Good one
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:55 AM   #7
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lmao niiiiice
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Old 02-15-2007, 12:04 PM   #8
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that's classic!
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Old 02-15-2007, 12:21 PM   #9
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nice joke! LOOOL!
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