I Hit Drew Barrymorre In Head With Cock Ring At XBIZ (PICS) - GoFuckYourself.com

02-12-2007, 11:45 AM

Some of you heard the story but I will retell it for those who haven't.

So we were chilling upstairs at the Hooters party on Wednesday night at XBIZ. Some of you saw the commotion across the street going on with the Music & Lyrics premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater.

On our side of the street there were tons of fans & paparazzi lined up to view the stars. Someone spotted Drew Barrymoore walking across Hollywood BLVD to our side to say hi to her fans.

Someone dared me to go give her a vibrating cock ring that was given out at the party by Derek... Now being heavily inebriated at that point I will never turn down a challenge! I flew down the stairs and out the front door and ran towards the crowd...

Now, I am a heavy believer in "signs from God" - And as I approached the heavy crowd around her I saw a sign from God - The crowd somehow, miraculously parted like the Red Sea... I was suddenly burst right in the front against the metal guard rail 2 feet away from Drew.

Vibrating cock ring in hand I reached out and tried to give it to her.... I was ignored... Not even a look - She just walked buy. I had to think quick.. I decided to throw the cock ring over her head so it would go in front of her eyes... This was possibly the best thing I have ever done... The cock ring hit her in the back of the head and fell to the concrete....

She stopped suddenly and stared at the ground...

I frooze in fear as she turned towards me...

I put on my charming smile that makes hearts melt and say "Drew can I get a picture with you?" - Normall yI would expect to get slapped when I just hit her in the back of the head with a Vibrating Cock Ring... But she came all the way back to me and snapped this photo below...

Not many people can say they have accomplished this

seeric · 02-12-2007, 11:47 AM

hahahaha. thats awesome.

munki · 02-12-2007, 11:47 AM

What an awesome mombent frozen in time... only thing better would've been seeing a pic of when it actually hit her head...

So who is our next victim.... lol

Evil E · 02-12-2007, 11:48 AM

Did she keep the ring?

dodger21 · 02-12-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by chartgraves

This was possibly the best thing I have ever done... The cock ring hit her in the back of the head and fell to the concrete....

You lead a miserable life.

munki · 02-12-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by knewon

Did she keep the ring?

Her BG kept it for her... lol

AZSarah · 02-12-2007, 11:50 AM

I really am jealous!!
Drew is one of the only famous people I might actually be thrilled to meet. Have loved her forever...
Nice work Chris, & she looks beautiful!

02-12-2007, 11:51 AM

naw she left it on the ground and I picked it up after. I used it the other night too - That girl would flip if she knew where that cock ring has been!

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Originally Posted by APMSarah

I really am jealous!!
Drew is one of the only famous people I might actually be thrilled to meet. Have loved her forever...
Nice work Chris, & she looks beautiful!

ty - sorry you couldnt be there with me

munki · 02-12-2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by chartgraves

naw she left it on the ground and I picked it up after. I used it the other night too - That girl would flip if she knew where that cock ring has been!

ty - sorry you couldnt be there with me

Didnt the guard have posession of it for a bit, it's even more tainted... not that I think honey would've minded knowing how it was tainted...

uno · 02-12-2007, 11:53 AM

God, I can't stand her. Kudos on that.

MikeVega · 02-12-2007, 11:55 AM

that's a great story .. you have to hang that ring up on the wall

Yanks_Todd · 02-12-2007, 11:56 AM

throwing sex toys at people, classy, people wonder why the general public looks down at us. Mystery solved I would say.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-12-2007, 11:56 AM

i once smoked chad kruger with a cinnmon bun from the top level of west edmonton mall, i thought that was pretty damn cool. but i give you props, yo smoked drew barrymore with a cockring and no one shitcanned you! sweet...

02-12-2007, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

i once smoked chad kruger with a cinnmon bun from the top level of west edmonton mall, i thought that was pretty damn cool. but i give you props, yo smoked drew barrymore with a cockring and no one shitcanned you! sweet...

haha thats funny. Thank you

xenilk · 02-12-2007, 11:59 AM

Ahahah that was classy. Ouch.

madawgz · 02-12-2007, 11:59 AM

LOL great success

Babaganoosh · 02-12-2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd

throwing sex toys at people, classy, people wonder why the general public looks down at us. Mystery solved I would say.

Fuck them. Nearly 60% of the "general public" frequent adult sites. They look down their noses at us in public but masturbate to our sites in private.

Yanks_Todd · 02-12-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Fuck them. Nearly 60% of the "general public" frequent adult sites. They look down their noses at us in public but masturbate to our sites in private.

I think you missed the point. All this industry does is bitch about not getting respect as a legal business model and yet when we gather we do nothing to deserve that respect. No big deal I just thought instead of telling chartgraves how cool it was, I would voice an opinion with some reason behind it.

EroticyChrissy · 02-12-2007, 12:04 PM

Well what a way to catch a girl attention! I don't know if I would be flattered famous or not if a cockring flew and hit me. You're silly. He's the little boy that pulled girls hair in school that he liked. Meanie.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 02-12-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Her BG kept it for her... lol

I'm very surprised he didn't kick your ass for throwing something like that at her...she seems cool

ThreeDeviants · 02-12-2007, 12:08 PM

haha nice! that's definitely one way to get someone's undivided attention! Did she at leas return the cock ring? lol

blofer80 · 02-12-2007, 12:12 PM

she is damn hot

Halcyon · 02-12-2007, 12:13 PM

you are fucking crazy.

Babaganoosh · 02-12-2007, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd

...instead of telling chartgraves how cool it was, I would voice an opinion with some reason behind it.

Why would you do that? This is a board called "Go Fuck Yourself." Logic and reason have no place here.

Adultnet · 02-12-2007, 12:15 PM

lol ..

nice

Brad · 02-12-2007, 12:19 PM

pure jokes. good on ya

Joy Swallows · 02-12-2007, 12:19 PM

That is hilarious! Obviously she has a sense of humour....which makes her even more adorable

02-12-2007, 12:21 PM

Well YanksTodd might have a point - But not in this thread. He is just trying to saying logical and I understand -However you cannot blame me or point me out for mis throwing a cock ring as the reason the general public has something against porn - That might be appropriate in a serious thread, but not here cause I am just telling a funny story.

Pimpin_J · 02-12-2007, 12:27 PM

LOL great story!

Yanks_Todd · 02-12-2007, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Why would you do that? This is a board called "Go Fuck Yourself." Logic and reason have no place here.

Yep, and it is THE online gathering place for a very persecuted and unfairly treated industry. Surfers come here as well, you know that 60% of the public that pay your bills that you said to fuck. So just my two cents.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-12-2007, 12:28 PM

Maybe she thought you were proposing to her with the ring...or maybe she just wanted to ensure that there was a picture of the perp that assaulted her.

At least you have a story to tell the Grandchildren, although by that time the story should have mutated to how you almost had sex with Drew Barrymore.

I really must remember to challenge you to do stupid things when you get drunk at industry events (muah-hah-hah)...

ADG Webmaster

_Richard_ · 02-12-2007, 12:31 PM

lol.. i can't believe no one fucked you up.. i guess what happens in vegas does stay in vegas.. lol

R

Yanks_Todd · 02-12-2007, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chartgraves

Well YanksTodd might have a point - But not in this thread. He is just trying to saying logical and I understand -However you cannot blame me or point me out for mis throwing a cock ring as the reason the general public has something against porn - That might be appropriate in a serious thread, but not here cause I am just telling a funny story.

Well certainly you throwing the cock ring is not the reason the general public hates us and I do understand you missed and didn't intend to hit her. I am just pointing out a scenerio that happens every show.

We all get together, and do stupid things to and around people who aren't involved and then we are upset when those people think we are scumbags. Like I said, I just thought I would point out the fact that 75% of the people posting think the story is funny and don't look at the bigger picture, thats all, For the record, I have also done stupid, loud ,annoying things at shows. But lately I do try to respect the mainstream a bit more. I think if that was happening with everyone we might get invited back more places and have more support in the "real" world.

Bruce_Miller · 02-12-2007, 12:37 PM

OMG That has to be the best story I've ever heard! Fucking awesome!!

02-12-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Maybe she thought you were proposing to her with the ring...or maybe she just wanted to ensure that there was a picture of the perp that assaulted her.

At least you have a story to tell the Grandchildren, although by that time the story should have mutated to how you almost had sex with Drew Barrymore.

I really must remember to challenge you to do stupid things when you get drunk at industry events (muah-hah-hah)...

ADG Webmaster

Haha - I lol'd at your post

Yes, I do anything that people dare me to - It sucks haha

eZe · 02-12-2007, 12:43 PM

great story

munki · 02-12-2007, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chartgraves

Haha - I lol'd at your post

Yes, I do anything that people dare me to - It sucks haha

It's true... I can back that up...

stev0 · 02-12-2007, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd

Well certainly you throwing the cock ring is not the reason the general public hates us and I do understand you missed and didn't intend to hit her. I am just pointing out a scenerio that happens every show.

We all get together, and do stupid things to and around people who aren't involved and then we are upset when those people think we are scumbags. Like I said, I just thought I would point out the fact that 75% of the people posting think the story is funny and don't look at the bigger picture, thats all, For the record, I have also done stupid, loud ,annoying things at shows. But lately I do try to respect the mainstream a bit more. I think if that was happening with everyone we might get invited back more places and have more support in the "real" world.

Right wing religious nuts don't like us because we're involved in the porn industry and it goes against their stupid book, not because we throw cock rings.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-12-2007, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0

Right wing religious nuts don't like us because we're involved in the porn industry and it goes against their stupid book, not because we throw cock rings.

Henceforth, the cock ring will be the weapon of choice for all drunk porn ninjas...

ADG Webmaster

anne · 02-12-2007, 12:54 PM

LOL Chris you were a busy boy! Here is a photo from our party hanging out with our Moocash girls

You are a Rock Star!

Yanks_Todd · 02-12-2007, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0

Right wing religious nuts don't like us because we're involved in the porn industry and it goes against their stupid book, not because we throw cock rings.

Your two cents would be valid if ALL the people who didn't like us were religious nuts. However that is not the group of people who hate us that I am pointing out. What I am talking about is the people who own, operate and work at the restaurants we are NOT invited back to. The random people and children around us, when we just HAVE to do a photo shoot in a public place, and the other random bystanders we disrespect, who when they find out that we are internet pornographers it validates thier low opinion of us.

If Drew Barrymore knew an adult webmaster throw a cockring at her, do you think her opinion of the people in this business would be good. She might even think it was funny, but I highly doubt she would equate the act with professionalism or class. Which is my point. We should work on some basic class.

anne · 02-12-2007, 01:00 PM

And one more

02-12-2007, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anne

LOL Chris you were a busy boy! Here is a photo from our party hanging out with our Moocash girls

You are a Rock Star!

Oh Jesus - pictures are gonna start popping up everywhere...

Gotta admit that party was soooooo dope and I got so hammered (as you can tell in the picture) that I dont even remember that picture - But thanks for taking it!

Sosa · 02-12-2007, 01:06 PM

she looks alot hotter in that pic then she does in most of her movies

anne · 02-12-2007, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chartgraves

Oh Jesus - pictures are gonna start popping up everywhere...

Gotta admit that party was soooooo dope and I got so hammered (as you can tell in the picture) that I dont even remember that picture - But thanks for taking it!

LOL yea you should have seen it before I photoshoped your eyes lol

<---- see how nice I am lol

Anna_Miller · 02-12-2007, 01:07 PM

That's a great story!

rick-e · 02-12-2007, 01:09 PM

Drew has the most charming face, I love her

gangbangjoe · 02-12-2007, 01:10 PM

great story

she looks hot in tha pic

i would cream her face

Danny_C · 02-12-2007, 01:15 PM

Why does nobody seem to get the simple point Todd is making?

But... in this case, seems innocent enough, and she seems like she has a good sense of humor. She surely doesn't look offended in the picture.

Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2007, 01:20 PM

loll didnt she have bodyguards yo?

02-12-2007, 11:45 AM	#1
chartgraves Guest Posts: n/a	I Hit Drew Barrymorre In Head With Cock Ring At XBIZ (PICS) Some of you heard the story but I will retell it for those who haven't. So we were chilling upstairs at the Hooters party on Wednesday night at XBIZ. Some of you saw the commotion across the street going on with the Music & Lyrics premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater. On our side of the street there were tons of fans & paparazzi lined up to view the stars. Someone spotted Drew Barrymoore walking across Hollywood BLVD to our side to say hi to her fans. Someone dared me to go give her a vibrating cock ring that was given out at the party by Derek... Now being heavily inebriated at that point I will never turn down a challenge! I flew down the stairs and out the front door and ran towards the crowd... Now, I am a heavy believer in "signs from God" - And as I approached the heavy crowd around her I saw a sign from God - The crowd somehow, miraculously parted like the Red Sea... I was suddenly burst right in the front against the metal guard rail 2 feet away from Drew. Vibrating cock ring in hand I reached out and tried to give it to her.... I was ignored... Not even a look - She just walked buy. I had to think quick.. I decided to throw the cock ring over her head so it would go in front of her eyes... This was possibly the best thing I have ever done... The cock ring hit her in the back of the head and fell to the concrete.... She stopped suddenly and stared at the ground... I frooze in fear as she turned towards me... I put on my charming smile that makes hearts melt and say "Drew can I get a picture with you?" - Normall yI would expect to get slapped when I just hit her in the back of the head with a Vibrating Cock Ring... But she came all the way back to me and snapped this photo below... Not many people can say they have accomplished this

02-12-2007, 11:47 AM	#3
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02-12-2007, 12:21 PM	#28
chartgraves Guest Posts: n/a	Well YanksTodd might have a point - But not in this thread. He is just trying to saying logical and I understand -However you cannot blame me or point me out for mis throwing a cock ring as the reason the general public has something against porn - That might be appropriate in a serious thread, but not here cause I am just telling a funny story.

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02-12-2007, 12:43 PM	#36
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02-12-2007, 01:09 PM	#47
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02-12-2007, 01:15 PM	#49
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Why does nobody seem to get the simple point Todd is making? But... in this case, seems innocent enough, and she seems like she has a good sense of humor. She surely doesn't look offended in the picture.

02-12-2007, 01:20 PM	#50
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	loll didnt she have bodyguards yo?