Some of you heard the story but I will retell it for those who haven't.
So we were chilling upstairs at the Hooters party on Wednesday night at XBIZ. Some of you saw the commotion across the street going on with the Music & Lyrics premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater.
On our side of the street there were tons of fans & paparazzi lined up to view the stars. Someone spotted Drew Barrymoore walking across Hollywood BLVD to our side to say hi to her fans.
Someone dared me to go give her a vibrating cock ring that was given out at the party by Derek... Now being heavily inebriated at that point I will never turn down a challenge! I flew down the stairs and out the front door and ran towards the crowd...
Now, I am a heavy believer in "signs from God" - And as I approached the heavy crowd around her I saw a sign from God - The crowd somehow, miraculously parted like the Red Sea... I was suddenly burst right in the front against the metal guard rail 2 feet away from Drew.
Vibrating cock ring in hand I reached out and tried to give it to her.... I was ignored... Not even a look - She just walked buy. I had to think quick.. I decided to throw the cock ring over her head so it would go in front of her eyes... This was possibly the best thing I have ever done... The cock ring hit her in the back of the head and fell to the concrete....
She stopped suddenly and stared at the ground...
I frooze in fear as she turned towards me...
I put on my charming smile that makes hearts melt and say "Drew can I get a picture with you?" - Normall yI would expect to get slapped when I just hit her in the back of the head with a Vibrating Cock Ring... But she came all the way back to me and snapped this photo below...
Not many people can say they have accomplished this
