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I wanted her to break up with me, but not on V-day lol. Crazzy biatch got off her meds this month thanks to me coaching her through it and letting her come over and cry about her shitty life every weekend. After a year, I got her some big ass V-day arrangement sent to her work later today, and this is what I get...an email breakup God I hate Women. ![]()
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After reading only the first four lines I knew she had a therapist. Chick is a little mental.
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Man that sucks! Women are crazy hens why I am single.
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haha man that's fucking weak! An email break up.... jesus... she might as well had her best friend pass you a note during study hall.
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email breakup?
pretty coward ass move, wouldnt wanna be with someone like that anyways
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she sucks. i would assume most women who dump someone on valentines day already have plans with someone else. either way, she sounds a bit looney. you're better off.
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My GF didn't dump me on Valentines...But my wife fucked my brains out last night ;-)
Does that count...? |
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Hang in there man. It sounds like you're better off without her anyway. Dumping you on valentinesday, with an e-mail....
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ouch! Can you still cancel the shit you sent her? lol
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Shit happends
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I tried, they said it was too late.
so 10 minutes ago my phone is ringing off the hook from her, I don't answer, and then I Get this email: Quote:
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I am voting for dream world
![]() Do you want roses everyday, OR the guy you met? lol it's a choice dammit.
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Too bad. I`m sorry for you. She broke up with you by E-Mail.She`s a big coward. I`m sure you`ll find another girl,better then her.
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can you come over and console me? I'm sensitive.
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she must have thought you got her nothing for valentines day that's why she broke up with you meaning she is a materialistic slut tell her to fuck off if she tries to get back in your panties
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Dude, she is completely mental. Bi-polar, right?
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Don't be sad, there are enough good looking chicks in this world ...
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well she was just the "fun" kinda crazy when we started dating, bit wild, then she turned into the "not fun" kinda crazy a few months ago, complete breakdowns, all depressed and shit. I have a psychology background so I wanted to help her through it, but obviously it's not so much fun dating "a patient".
she's not bi-polar, just has serious anxiety and depression issues.
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MENTAL MAMA YOU GOT THERE
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As consolation, I would like dating site sponsors to give me a free membership so I can find another crazy bitch
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Yeah I agree, eHarmony.com is the way to go
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Better than being dumped by SMS! You only have something like 160 characters to cram your msg into.
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Mine was ready to break up with me when she thought I was being truthful about not buying her anything for the holiday. Of course when she found where I hid it later on this morning she's been all over me ever since.
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get drunk & say fuck of to her, braking up with e-mail, come inn, i don't wanna push you in any act as a bad ass, but it's like screwing your dog
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Mine left me for a few month "break" on valentines day last year... That sucked, although it was completely unrelated to the holiday.
If I were you though I'd milk this one for the day and then dump her tomorrow. |
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Just call her for petes sake, lol. She seems on the fence now. Pretty unstable situation.
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For the first couple of sentences I must say you're better off without her...
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Go see her, initiate sex, then tell her afterwards that it was actually breakup sex and you're DONE.
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"Milk"... You guys are retards.
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i think you are better off without this one man
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heres a tip..
#1 Dont answer her calls dont talk to her or her friends.. #2 realise that even if she told you tonight that it was a mistake she was just freaked out etc etc dont believe it for a second, this girl will just wait and leave later.. #3 part of losing a lover is losing a friend , thats why its important to have zero conversation with her for 6 months.. after 6 months you will be over any infatuation , you can hit her up on a friendly level and continue a friendship while having a new lover. #4 dont do anything stupid like calling her.. get a new video game, everytime you think about her , play a game.
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you could always do something to cheer you up for Valentines Day like what our guy did...
![]() http://www.fuckherright.com/vdaypromo/vdayvideo.swf all kidding aside, that bites, she could've at least told you in person! you seem to be pretty cool about it though ![]()
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That is some golden shit right there. I wish I had these tips two years ago when my ex fiance left me. Dosnt sound like it is as deep in this situation,but still what youre offering here are pearls ![]()
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May I ask why she is off her meds.?
And u helped coach her to do that? Valentine's and other Hoilday's are a pain in the ass and makes people stress to much. |
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that's what the brain in my ballz is telling me to do.. except knowing me I would skip the the last part of that deal and get stuck in this all over again.
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cause her psychiatrist sucked, she was a mess and she would go in pleading with guy to do something different cause her current treatment wasn't working anymore and he would just write her another scription for the same stuff and kick her out.
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damn that sucks, but nope here, 3 years and going strong
haha what a lame way to break up with you, email lol, reminds me of highschool or something kids do |
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Bro - let me tell you - I feel your pain - got almost the exact same speech over MSN days before my B-Day so don't worry man - you are not along. Just think of it this way - someone elses problem now
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yeah, that's what I need to do, it's losing the friendship that's gonna hurt.
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Damn gleem, that's hilarious and sad at the same time.
You have the worst luck with women man... |
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