Did your GF dump you on Valentines Day too?

**ADL Colin** · 02-14-2007, 06:56 AM

After reading only the first four lines I knew she had a therapist. Chick is a little mental.

**ForteCash** · 02-14-2007, 06:56 AM

try eHarmony.com

**Tylo** · 02-14-2007, 06:57 AM

Man that sucks! Women are crazy hens why I am single.

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by ForteCash

try eHarmony.com

that's where I met this one

JD · 02-14-2007, 07:04 AM

haha man that's fucking weak! An email break up.... jesus... she might as well had her best friend pass you a note during study hall.

**Gentle_Ben** · 02-14-2007, 07:07 AM

email breakup?

pretty coward ass move, wouldnt wanna be with someone like that anyways

**BlackCrayon** · 02-14-2007, 07:09 AM

she sucks. i would assume most women who dump someone on valentines day already have plans with someone else. either way, she sounds a bit looney. you're better off.

**cognitos** · 02-14-2007, 07:09 AM

My GF didn't dump me on Valentines...But my wife fucked my brains out last night ;-)

Does that count...?

**Danny B** · 02-14-2007, 07:14 AM

Hang in there man. It sounds like you're better off without her anyway. Dumping you on valentinesday, with an e-mail....

**sharp** · 02-14-2007, 07:18 AM

ouch! Can you still cancel the shit you sent her? lol

**Pimpin_J** · 02-14-2007, 07:19 AM

Shit happends

Fuck her sister if possible

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by sharp

ouch! Can you still cancel the shit you sent her? lol

I tried, they said it was too late.

so 10 minutes ago my phone is ringing off the hook from her, I don't answer, and then I Get this email:

CALL ME

I just got the delivery at work

Pretty, pretty, pretty crazy. Very cool. I am very confused ......you are not answering your phone - when did you plan this?

Pick up your phone!!

LOL, now to let her sit there and feel like an asshole, guess it was worth the $100.

**Tom_PM** · 02-14-2007, 07:23 AM

I am voting for dream world

Do you want roses everyday, OR the guy you met? lol it's a choice dammit.

**TBrown** · 02-14-2007, 07:25 AM

happy vday! :P

**lorine** · 02-14-2007, 07:27 AM

Too bad. I`m sorry for you. She broke up with you by E-Mail.She`s a big coward. I`m sure you`ll find another girl,better then her.

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by lorine

Too bad. I`m sorry for you. She broke up with you by E-Mail.She`s a big coward. I`m sure you`ll find another girl,better then her.

can you come over and console me? I'm sensitive.

**sharp** · 02-14-2007, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by gleem

I tried, they said it was too late.

so 10 minutes ago my phone is ringing off the hook from her, I don't answer, and then I Get this email:

LOL, now to let her sit there and feel like an asshole, guess it was worth the $100.

**UKJack** · 02-14-2007, 07:38 AM

she must have thought you got her nothing for valentines day that's why she broke up with you meaning she is a materialistic slut tell her to fuck off if she tries to get back in your panties

JD · 02-14-2007, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by gleem

I tried, they said it was too late.

so 10 minutes ago my phone is ringing off the hook from her, I don't answer, and then I Get this email:

LOL, now to let her sit there and feel like an asshole, guess it was worth the $100.

MILK IT!

**ADL Colin** · 02-14-2007, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by gleem

I tried, they said it was too late.

so 10 minutes ago my phone is ringing off the hook from her, I don't answer, and then I Get this email:

LOL, now to let her sit there and feel like an asshole, guess it was worth the $100.

Dude, she is completely mental. Bi-polar, right?

**Cash** · 02-14-2007, 07:44 AM

Don't be sad, there are enough good looking chicks in this world ...

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 07:44 AM

WTF!!

Are you going to ignore my calls & text messages all day? and not answer my emails. i am not in a good place right now....plse call me. do i have to drive 45 minutes to your house for you to speak to me> i know i am being very dramatic but this whole flower thing and the email - it is too much...plse call or email me!!!!!!!

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by ADL Colin

Dude, she is completely mental. Bi-polar, right?

well she was just the "fun" kinda crazy when we started dating, bit wild, then she turned into the "not fun" kinda crazy a few months ago, complete breakdowns, all depressed and shit. I have a psychology background so I wanted to help her through it, but obviously it's not so much fun dating "a patient".

she's not bi-polar, just has serious anxiety and depression issues.

**ADL Colin** · 02-14-2007, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by gleem

She loves the drama.

**silver** · 02-14-2007, 07:56 AM

MENTAL MAMA YOU GOT THERE

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by ADL Colin

She loves the drama.

As consolation, I would like dating site sponsors to give me a free membership so I can find another crazy bitch

**ADL Colin** · 02-14-2007, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by gleem

As consolation, I would like dating site sponsors to give me a free membership so I can find another crazy bitch

Just go back to the strip club and get another one

**Pa-pa** · 02-14-2007, 08:00 AM

Yeah I agree, eHarmony.com is the way to go

**rowan** · 02-14-2007, 08:00 AM

Better than being dumped by SMS! You only have something like 160 characters to cram your msg into.

**uno** · 02-14-2007, 08:05 AM

Mine was ready to break up with me when she thought I was being truthful about not buying her anything for the holiday. Of course when she found where I hid it later on this morning she's been all over me ever since.

**AtlantisCash** · 02-14-2007, 08:07 AM

get drunk & say fuck of to her, braking up with e-mail, come inn, i don't wanna push you in any act as a bad ass, but it's like screwing your dog

**fuzebox** · 02-14-2007, 08:10 AM

Mine left me for a few month "break" on valentines day last year... That sucked, although it was completely unrelated to the holiday.

If I were you though I'd milk this one for the day and then dump her tomorrow.

**Tom_PM** · 02-14-2007, 08:12 AM

Just call her for petes sake, lol. She seems on the fence now. Pretty unstable situation.

**CaptainHowdy** · 02-14-2007, 08:22 AM

For the first couple of sentences I must say you're better off without her...

**rowan** · 02-14-2007, 08:25 AM

Go see her, initiate sex, then tell her afterwards that it was actually breakup sex and you're DONE.

**Rhesus** · 02-14-2007, 08:27 AM

"Milk"... You guys are retards.

**Phoenix** · 02-14-2007, 08:27 AM

i think you are better off without this one man

**SmokeyTheBear** · 02-14-2007, 08:30 AM

heres a tip..

#1 Dont answer her calls dont talk to her or her friends..

#2 realise that even if she told you tonight that it was a mistake she was just freaked out etc etc dont believe it for a second, this girl will just wait and leave later..

#3 part of losing a lover is losing a friend , thats why its important to have zero conversation with her for 6 months.. after 6 months you will be over any infatuation , you can hit her up on a friendly level and continue a friendship while having a new lover.

#4 dont do anything stupid like calling her.. get a new video game, everytime you think about her , play a game.

**RuthB** · 02-14-2007, 08:34 AM

you could always do something to cheer you up for Valentines Day like what our guy did...

http://www.fuckherright.com/vdaypromo/vdayvideo.swf

all kidding aside, that bites, she could've at least told you in person!
you seem to be pretty cool about it though

**Deej** · 02-14-2007, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

heres a tip..

#1 Dont answer her calls dont talk to her or her friends..

#2 realise that even if she told you tonight that it was a mistake she was just freaked out etc etc dont believe it for a second, this girl will just wait and leave later..

#3 part of losing a lover is losing a friend , thats why its important to have zero conversation with her for 6 months.. after 6 months you will be over any infatuation , you can hit her up on a friendly level and continue a friendship while having a new lover.

#4 dont do anything stupid like calling her.. get a new video game, everytime you think about her , play a game.

That is some golden shit right there.

I wish I had these tips two years ago when my ex fiance left me.

Dosnt sound like it is as deep in this situation,but still what youre offering here are pearls

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by WEGRuth

you could always do something to cheer you up for Valentines Day like what our guy did...

http://www.fuckherright.com/vdaypromo/vdayvideo.swf

so are you volunteering to come over and do that for me?

btw, nice spam insert lol

**LexiLexxx** · 02-14-2007, 09:17 AM

May I ask why she is off her meds.?

And u helped coach her to do that?

Valentine's and other Hoilday's are a pain in the ass and makes people stress to much.

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Go see her, initiate sex, then tell her afterwards that it was actually breakup sex and you're DONE.

that's what the brain in my ballz is telling me to do.. except knowing me I would skip the the last part of that deal and get stuck in this all over again.

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by LexiLexxx

May I ask why she is off her meds.?

And u helped coach her to do that?

Valentine's and other Hoilday's are a pain in the ass and makes people stress to much.

cause her psychiatrist sucked, she was a mess and she would go in pleading with guy to do something different cause her current treatment wasn't working anymore and he would just write her another scription for the same stuff and kick her out.

**mattz** · 02-14-2007, 09:20 AM

damn that sucks, but nope here, 3 years and going strong

haha what a lame way to break up with you, email lol, reminds me of highschool or something kids do

**HammerALL** · 02-14-2007, 09:21 AM

Bro - let me tell you - I feel your pain - got almost the exact same speech over MSN days before my B-Day so don't worry man - you are not along. Just think of it this way - someone elses problem now

**gleem** · 02-14-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

heres a tip..

#1 Dont answer her calls dont talk to her or her friends..

.

yeah, that's what I need to do, it's losing the friendship that's gonna hurt.

**Mike Semen** · 02-14-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by rowan

Go see her, initiate sex, then tell her afterwards that it was actually breakup sex and you're DONE.

Damn you beat me to it.

**L0stMind** · 02-14-2007, 09:41 AM

Damn gleem, that's hilarious and sad at the same time.

You have the worst luck with women man...

Did your GF dump you on Valentines Day too?

Did your GF dump you on Valentines Day too?

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