20 creative ways to GO CRAZY! - GoFuckYourself.com

the alchemist · 02-12-2007, 12:09 AM

I thought some of them were funny...

1. At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, watch to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, politely ask them If they want fries with that?

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN Box.

5. Put decaf in your coffeemaker at work for 3 weeks,once the employees have gotten over their addiction to caffeine, switch over to espresso (or the other way around!).

6. In the memo fields of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamond expenses".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation when typing to people.

9. As often as possible, skip rather then walk and hum a little song.

10. Order a DIET water whenever you dine out to eat and say it with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is TO GO!

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and politely ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your desk area at work and play tropical Island sounds.

15. Five days in advance of a friends party, announce to them you wont be attending because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name Rock Bottom.

17. When your money comes out of the ATM machine, scream loudly "Woohoo I hit the jackpot!".

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and begin screaming they're loose, run for your lives!

19. Tell your kids over dinner due to the current economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...

20. Make someones day by smiling at them and then say to them Do I know you?

lorine · 02-12-2007, 12:11 AM

You`ve just showed us how to kill time when we`re extremely bored. THANKS

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 02-12-2007, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by the alchemist

I thought some of them were funny...
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN Box.
5. Put decaf in your coffeemaker at work for 3 weeks,once the employees have gotten over their addiction to caffeine, switch over to espresso (or the other way around!).
6. In the memo fields of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamond expenses".
11. Specify that your drive-through order is TO GO!
19. Tell your kids over dinner due to the current economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...

HAHA OMG THANKS FOR THE POST ALCHEMIST WHAT WERE YOUR FAVORITE ONES HAHA THOSE WER THE BEST ONES THAT I LIKED OUT OF ALL OF THEM DONT SOME PPL ALREDY DO #8 LOL AMIRITE OR AMIRITE HAHA WHAT!!!1111oneoneeleven

the alchemist · 02-12-2007, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

HAHA OMG THANKS FOR THE POST ALCHEMIST WHAT WERE YOUR FAVORITE ONES HAHA THOSE WER THE BEST ONES THAT I LIKED OUT OF ALL OF THEM DONT SOME PPL ALREDY DO #8 LOL AMIRITE OR AMIRITE HAHA WHAT!!!1111oneoneeleven

Kimo · 02-12-2007, 12:40 AM

hahahahahahhaa

wheat · 02-12-2007, 12:47 AM

i am lmfao so hard right now

Dirty F · 02-12-2007, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

1111oneoneeleven

gecko · 02-12-2007, 01:07 AM

lol.............

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the alchemist Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 3,271	20 creative ways to GO CRAZY! I thought some of them were funny... 1. At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, watch to see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, politely ask them If they want fries with that? 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN Box. 5. Put decaf in your coffeemaker at work for 3 weeks,once the employees have gotten over their addiction to caffeine, switch over to espresso (or the other way around!). 6. In the memo fields of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamond expenses". 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Dont use any punctuation when typing to people. 9. As often as possible, skip rather then walk and hum a little song. 10. Order a DIET water whenever you dine out to eat and say it with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is TO GO! 12. Sing along at the Opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and politely ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your desk area at work and play tropical Island sounds. 15. Five days in advance of a friends party, announce to them you wont be attending because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name Rock Bottom. 17. When your money comes out of the ATM machine, scream loudly "Woohoo I hit the jackpot!". 18. When leaving the zoo, start running and begin screaming they're loose, run for your lives! 19. Tell your kids over dinner due to the current economy, we are going to have to let one of you go... 20. Make someones day by smiling at them and then say to them Do I know you? __________________ 264 349 400

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