Originally Posted by the alchemist

I thought some of them were funny...
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN Box.
5. Put decaf in your coffeemaker at work for 3 weeks,once the employees have gotten over their addiction to caffeine, switch over to espresso (or the other way around!).
6. In the memo fields of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamond expenses".
11. Specify that your drive-through order is TO GO!
19. Tell your kids over dinner due to the current economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...