Attentin: Paul Markham - yeah, it's drama - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 02-10-2007, 12:45 PM

You know Paul, for being such an obnoxious, holier-than-thou kind of guy, always spouting off about irresponsibility in the industry, you sure the hell do nothing to help our image, or to show any responsibility on your behalf. You are one of those "do as I say, not as I do" types.

Case in point: paulmarkhamteens. You have a warning page, a responsible act. However, your link for the Under 18, Leave This Sites [sic] leads the under 18 surfer to not just Google, but a Google page with nothing but porn sites listed.

Where is the responsibility in this?

Ross · 02-10-2007, 12:47 PM

Yah pretty stupid in my opinion...

TurboAngel · 02-10-2007, 12:48 PM

Wow.

baddog · 02-10-2007, 12:48 PM

crap, I spelled attention wrong

Deej · 02-10-2007, 12:48 PM

Some things are just more important than the kids baddog ....

LadyMischief · 02-10-2007, 12:48 PM

This thread makes me giggle a little.

baddog · 02-10-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Some things are just more important than the kids baddog ....

yeah, like the PR and backlinks . . . . oh wait, he only has a PR3, and only one backlink.

TurboAngel · 02-10-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

crap, I spelled attention wrong

I still love ya.

FrameShifter · 02-10-2007, 12:53 PM

I'm not sure what you're expecting from this... he'll just say that something went wrong with his magic links.

The guy is not capable of admitting he's wrong or that he's dumber than a stump even though it's obvious to most around him.

Deej · 02-10-2007, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

yeah, like the PR and backlinks . . . . oh wait, he only has a PR3, and only one backlink.

Dammit baddog, Youre just not getting it...why think about backlinks n what not...thats still not whats important...

[metaphor]
Lets leave

come back

and see if we can do this again....

[/metaphor]

Scroto · 02-10-2007, 12:56 PM

Damn. that's seriously fucked up right there!

Hmm let's see. I'll link my underage exit link to my own google search listing! Yeah good idea there!

fetishblog · 02-10-2007, 12:57 PM

Wow, that's awesome! We'll see how long the page stays the way it is.. ;)

Jack_Daniels · 02-10-2007, 12:58 PM

I know I shouldn't laugh about this sort of thing but that really is hilarious.

Scroto · 02-10-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fetishblog

Wow, that's awesome! We'll see how long the page stays the way it is.. ;)

He will change it and say we are making shit up probably

candyflip · 02-10-2007, 01:02 PM

Doesn't he have a message board that says something about "joining if you're age 13 and up"?

baddog · 02-10-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Doesn't he have a message board that says something about "joining if you're age 13 and up"?

Well, I know he did . . . . guess he isn't aware of the fact that you can modify default text.

baddog · 02-10-2007, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fetishblog

Wow, that's awesome! We'll see how long the page stays the way it is.. ;)

He won't change it. I am sure he feels it helps his SERPs in some way.

tranza · 02-10-2007, 01:09 PM

Lol, that was pretty dumb.

Do you have a link to his site?

NoWhErE · 02-10-2007, 01:26 PM

Quite simply : LOL

baddog · 02-10-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Lol, that was pretty dumb.

Do you have a link to his site?

Yes, but I am not promoting his site, and if you can't figure it out from the original post, you might be in the wrong business.

scottybuzz · 02-10-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He won't change it. I am sure he feels it helps his SERPs in some way.

thats the only possible reason i see it being there.

but like you said he needs to work on his backlinks, before he starts trying those sorts of tricks.

poor move from one so mature in the industry

borked · 02-10-2007, 01:30 PM

...and he allows 13 year olds to surf to his adult board with porn images...

PAR · 02-10-2007, 01:38 PM

I dont want to laugh.. really I don't LOL

Roald · 02-10-2007, 01:46 PM

Wondering if there will be a thread about it saying "Why is nobody else doing this?"

marcjacob · 02-10-2007, 01:48 PM

I said in the other thread he isnt getting my traffic until this is resolved. Very bad practise that.

The forum thing may have been an oversight, but this is deliberate.

Roald · 02-10-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kermey

I said in the other thread he isnt getting my traffic until this is resolved. Very bad practise that.

The forum thing may have been an oversight, but this is deliberate.

Charly doesn't need your traffic, he has magic join links

UKJack · 02-10-2007, 01:56 PM

maybe he wants underage people to view porn?

Shoehorn! · 02-10-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FrameShifter

I'm not sure what you're expecting from this... he'll just say that something went wrong with his magic links.

The guy is not capable of admitting he's wrong or that he's dumber than a stump even though it's obvious to most around him.

HAHAHA so true.

Shoehorn! · 02-10-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

Wondering if there will be a thread about it saying "Why is nobody else doing this?"

Brujah · 02-10-2007, 02:01 PM

Paul said he made 17 sales with that link just today.

Barefootsies · 02-10-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by FrameShifter

I'm not sure what you're expecting from this... he'll just say that something went wrong with his magic links.

The guy is not capable of admitting he's wrong or that he's dumber than a stump even though it's obvious to most around him.

Barefootsies · 02-10-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

Charly doesn't need your traffic, he has magic join links

Mr.Nice Guy · 02-10-2007, 02:22 PM

lol are you serious?

This is the best thing you have to do with your day? I wish the biggest worry of mine was wither or not a member of a forum I post on's warning page has the correct links. HA christ get a life man seriously. I'm very happy that this is the biggest worry in your life though, you are very lucky.

baddog · 02-10-2007, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Nice Guy

lol are you serious?

This is the best thing you have to do with your day? I wish the biggest worry of mine was wither or not a member of a forum I post on's warning page has the correct links. HA christ get a life man seriously. I'm very happy that this is the biggest worry in your life though, you are very lucky.

Did Paul send you here to defend him or something?

tehHinjew · 02-10-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

a big x2

Pimpin_J · 02-10-2007, 02:32 PM

Hit the exit link: http://www.partyhardcore.com/
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Roald · 02-10-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pimpin_J

Hit the exit link: http://www.partyhardcore.com/
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lame too

baddog · 02-10-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pimpin_J

Hit the exit link: http://www.partyhardcore.com/
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Your point?

I don't know who owns partyhardcore, and I don't see them posting in a holier-than-thou manner, telling us all what we are doing wrong. Besides, at least they exit to a site that has a warning page with a proper exit, which is more than I can say for Paul.

Mr.Nice Guy · 02-10-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Did Paul send you here to defend him or something?

uh no I'm sure he can fight his own "battles", this is just kids stuff though, no joke.

I have not ever met/done business with/talked to/etc.. paul

Wouldn't the proper thing be to message him on ICQ, if this offends you so deeply that you have to post on GFY. It's no big deal IMO, he's sending them to google? lol, do you think a warning page is some fool proof method of protecting a site from underagers?

That'd be the equivalent of having a touch screen at customs "are you a terrorist? Y/N"

Give me a break, you obviously are just bitter over something.

baddog · 02-10-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Nice Guy

uh no I'm sure he can fight his own "battles", this is just kids stuff though, no joke.

I have not ever met/done business with/talked to/etc.. paul

Wouldn't the proper thing be to message him on ICQ, if this offends you so deeply that you have to post on GFY. It's no big deal IMO, he's sending them to google? lol, do you think a warning page is some fool proof method of protecting a site from underagers?

That'd be the equivalent of having a touch screen at customs "are you a terrorist? Y/N"

Give me a break, you obviously are just bitter over something.

I am trying to decide which Mr Nice Guy you are, since there are at least two of you out there. I am guessing you don't pay very close attention.

Mr.Nice Guy · 02-10-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I am trying to decide which Mr Nice Guy you are, since there are at least two of you out there. I am guessing you don't pay very close attention.

no I don't pay attention, I'm sure you guys have internet beef and that's cute and all but seriously take the high road. This is taddle tales to it's finest.. aren't you a BIT too old for this type of thing?

Sausage · 02-10-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Nice Guy

uh no I'm sure he can fight his own "battles", this is just kids stuff though, no joke.

I have not ever met/done business with/talked to/etc.. paul

Wouldn't the proper thing be to message him on ICQ, if this offends you so deeply that you have to post on GFY. It's no big deal IMO, he's sending them to google? lol, do you think a warning page is some fool proof method of protecting a site from underagers?

That'd be the equivalent of having a touch screen at customs "are you a terrorist? Y/N"

Give me a break, you obviously are just bitter over something.

No its just a case of people sick to death of Paul telling us how wonderful his sites are, how much he knows, and how wrong we all are about everything.. whilst spamming the fuck outa almost every thread that even dares mention the word 'content'.

Not only that but he's been caught out with horrible traffic leaks on tours, making claims about huge sales when his join links weren't even working, made past content customers pay for .2257 info when that came in, and my favorite was when he faked a surfer email to himself about how wonderful his content was and how all the other webmasters must be jealous and posted it up.

do a search ... theres some golden self ownage to be had ;)

Mr.Nice Guy · 02-10-2007, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

No its just a case of people sick to death of Paul telling us how wonderful his sites are, how much he knows, and how wrong we all are about everything.. whilst spamming the fuck outa almost every thread that even dares mention the word 'content'.

Not only that but he's been caught out with horrible traffic leaks on tours, making claims about huge sales when his join links weren't even working, made past content customers pay for .2257 info when that came in, and my favorite was when he faked a surfer email to himself about how wonderful his content was and how all the other webmasters must be jealous and posted it up.

do a search ... theres some golden self ownage to be had ;)

I'm sure he may be a real prick that's fine too... but I still don't see how something like this deserves a thread? Just don't read what he has to say and problem solved?

I know you could say the same about me, but something had to be said. Since all the groupies in this thread, who probably have never dealt with him or never will, unless he buys their sig of course.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2007, 03:03 PM

the worst part is the google search he links to isn't even in english :|

BV · 02-10-2007, 03:05 PM

na na na na boo boo
stick your head in doo doo!

Sausage · 02-10-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Nice Guy

I'm sure he may be a real prick that's fine too... but I still don't see how something like this deserves a thread? Just don't read what he has to say and problem solved?

I know you could say the same about me, but something had to be said. Since all the groupies in this thread, who probably have never dealt with him or never will, unless he buys their sig of course.

Actually this is one of the reasons I love gfy. The community has a low tolerance for bullshit and when someone like Paul is caught out and refuses to admit it ... he's reminded of it constantly. Too many times things are forgotten on other boards and people forgiven too quickly only to start pulling the same shit again. Not here.

candyflip · 02-10-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sausage

No its just a case of people sick to death of Paul telling us how wonderful his sites are, how much he knows, and how wrong we all are about everything.. whilst spamming the fuck outa almost every thread that even dares mention the word 'content'.

Not only that but he's been caught out with horrible traffic leaks on tours, making claims about huge sales when his join links weren't even working, made past content customers pay for .2257 info when that came in, and my favorite was when he faked a surfer email to himself about how wonderful his content was and how all the other webmasters must be jealous and posted it up.

do a search ... theres some golden self ownage to be had ;)

Not two days ago he posted new FHG's for his program. On each one was an email collection form that DIDN'T credit the affilate. He didn't see any problem with this "leak" and called it a "cost of doing business" with his program.

I love when Paul posts. Plenty of laughs to go around.

alexg · 02-10-2007, 03:09 PM

bump for some drama!

Jamie · 02-10-2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

Charly doesn't need your traffic, he has magic join links

hahahahahaha

Pleasurepays · 02-10-2007, 03:14 PM

listen guys, this thread is unfair. its already been firmly established that he has magic join links. did you ever stop to think that maybe he has other magic links? maybe the power of these magic links has grown in strength and are now beyond his own mystical sourcerer/webmaster magical powers and he cannot contain or control them or what they link to.

02-10-2007, 12:45 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Attentin: Paul Markham - yeah, it's drama You know Paul, for being such an obnoxious, holier-than-thou kind of guy, always spouting off about irresponsibility in the industry, you sure the hell do nothing to help our image, or to show any responsibility on your behalf. You are one of those "do as I say, not as I do" types. Case in point: paulmarkhamteens. You have a warning page, a responsible act. However, your link for the Under 18, Leave This Sites [sic] leads the under 18 surfer to not just Google, but a Google page with nothing but porn sites listed. Where is the responsibility in this?

02-10-2007, 12:48 PM	#5
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Some things are just more important than the kids baddog .... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	This thread makes me giggle a little. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

02-10-2007, 12:53 PM	#9
FrameShifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,120	I'm not sure what you're expecting from this... he'll just say that something went wrong with his magic links. The guy is not capable of admitting he's wrong or that he's dumber than a stump even though it's obvious to most around him. __________________

02-10-2007, 12:57 PM	#12
fetishblog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Your mom is my favorite pornstar!#% Posts: 5,995	Wow, that's awesome! We'll see how long the page stays the way it is.. ;) __________________ Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

02-10-2007, 12:47 PM	#2
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Yah pretty stupid in my opinion...

02-10-2007, 12:48 PM	#3
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Wow.

02-10-2007, 12:56 PM	#11
Scroto Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,804	Damn. that's seriously fucked up right there! Hmm let's see. I'll link my underage exit link to my own google search listing! Yeah good idea there!

02-10-2007, 12:58 PM	#13
Jack_Daniels Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wherever I wake up, but not always for long. Posts: 161	I know I shouldn't laugh about this sort of thing but that really is hilarious. __________________ My signature is almost invisible.

02-10-2007, 01:02 PM	#15
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,068	Doesn't he have a message board that says something about "joining if you're age 13 and up"? __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

02-10-2007, 01:09 PM	#18
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol, that was pretty dumb. Do you have a link to his site? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

02-10-2007, 01:26 PM	#19
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,493	Quite simply : LOL __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

02-10-2007, 01:30 PM	#22
borked Totally Borked Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,284	...and he allows 13 year olds to surf to his adult board with porn images... __________________ For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com (consider figuring out the email as test #1) All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

02-10-2007, 01:38 PM	#23
PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,835	I dont want to laugh.. really I don't LOL

02-10-2007, 01:46 PM	#24
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02-10-2007, 01:48 PM	#25
marcjacob Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: England Posts: 1,063	I said in the other thread he isnt getting my traffic until this is resolved. Very bad practise that. The forum thing may have been an oversight, but this is deliberate. __________________ Free Site Express GFY Launch Offer Gay Demo Video - Straight Demo Video Icq: 191127710 Email: [email protected]

02-10-2007, 01:56 PM	#27
UKJack Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 139	maybe he wants underage people to view porn?

02-10-2007, 02:01 PM	#30
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Paul said he made 17 sales with that link just today. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

02-10-2007, 02:22 PM	#33
Mr.Nice Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 206	lol are you serious? This is the best thing you have to do with your day? I wish the biggest worry of mine was wither or not a member of a forum I post on's warning page has the correct links. HA christ get a life man seriously. I'm very happy that this is the biggest worry in your life though, you are very lucky. __________________ Hit me up ICQ/AIM: MrNiceGuy1944 MadderAdder Myspace Friend Adder - Madder and Badder than ever before

02-10-2007, 02:32 PM	#36
Pimpin_J Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: SplitInfinity.com Posts: 3,637	Hit the exit link: http://www.partyhardcore.com/ ............. ...... ... .. . __________________

02-10-2007, 03:03 PM	#44
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	the worst part is the google search he links to isn't even in english :\|

02-10-2007, 03:05 PM	#45
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	na na na na boo boo stick your head in doo doo!

02-10-2007, 03:09 PM	#48
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	bump for some drama! __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

02-10-2007, 03:14 PM	#50
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	listen guys, this thread is unfair. its already been firmly established that he has magic join links. did you ever stop to think that maybe he has other magic links? maybe the power of these magic links has grown in strength and are now beyond his own mystical sourcerer/webmaster magical powers and he cannot contain or control them or what they link to.