Breaking News: Porn is the main cause of global warming - GoFuckYourself.com

Paraskass · 02-05-2007, 10:05 PM

Monday, February 6, 2007, Madrid - An important group of scientists claims that the increase in the number of pornos being made in the last 20 years is the direct cause of global warming. According to their observations, the friction caused by the increased numbers of penises and vaginas rubbing has elevated global temperatures by 1 to 2 degrees anually.

Rescent estimates cleary indicate that OxCash alone, because of Bangbus, accounts for 15% of that number. Scientists are still trying to determine if the friction caused by a historically high number of people pleasuring themselves to online pornography is also part of the equation.

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Barefootsies · 02-06-2007, 09:20 AM

Deej · 02-06-2007, 09:21 AM

now thats funny

ADL Colin · 02-06-2007, 09:53 AM

That's dumb. There is no way the temps have risen more than .5 degrees/year from porn.

MsWild · 02-07-2007, 03:58 AM

that was funny

Kimo · 02-07-2007, 05:27 AM

its true...

jmk · 02-07-2007, 05:36 AM

I mean the bangBUS doesnt look to eco-friendly, you might have a point!

jmk · 02-07-2007, 05:38 AM

btw if you take the matter serious check out http://www.ipcc.ch/SPM2feb07.pdf for example

lorine · 02-07-2007, 08:06 AM

That is such a stupid thing. I never heard of something like that before,it`s almost funny

02-05-2007, 10:05 PM	#1
Paraskass Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: QC Posts: 5,829	Breaking News: Porn is the main cause of global warming Monday, February 6, 2007, Madrid - An important group of scientists claims that the increase in the number of pornos being made in the last 20 years is the direct cause of global warming. According to their observations, the friction caused by the increased numbers of penises and vaginas rubbing has elevated global temperatures by 1 to 2 degrees anually. Rescent estimates cleary indicate that OxCash alone, because of Bangbus, accounts for 15% of that number. Scientists are still trying to determine if the friction caused by a historically high number of people pleasuring themselves to online pornography is also part of the equation. -30- __________________ Last edited by Paraskass; 02-05-2007 at 10:07 PM..

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