Monday, February 6, 2007, Madrid - An important group of scientists claims that the increase in the number of pornos being made in the last 20 years is the direct cause of global warming. According to their observations, the friction caused by the increased numbers of penises and vaginas rubbing has elevated global temperatures by 1 to 2 degrees anually.
Rescent estimates cleary indicate that OxCash alone, because of Bangbus, accounts for 15% of that number. Scientists are still trying to determine if the friction caused by a historically high number of people pleasuring themselves to online pornography is also part of the equation.
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