Gay evangelist 'cured' - GoFuckYourself.com

montel · 02-07-2007, 11:22 AM

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/...524156819.html

Referring to Haggard's treatment, the Reverend Tim Ralph, a member of the New Life oversight board, told the Denver Post newspaper: "He is completely heterosexual. That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

But does this mean he still goes to hell? or does that only apply to everyone else?

_Richard_ · 02-07-2007, 11:23 AM

lol.. this doesn't make sense at all

R

BoyAlley · 02-07-2007, 11:26 AM

I heard his treatments involved being on the receptive end of anal sex with JimTheFiend.

That might be enough to cure me for a while too.......

EroticyChrissy · 02-07-2007, 11:36 AM

"Dear Lord, I know that lately I have been having these feelings for men. I swear it's just sometimes. I mean it's not a constant thing or anything. Just sometimes. Please forgive me and send me a therapist who can make me ungay. I mean, stop my "sometimes gay" thoughts and actions." Must be tough for him.

AssPirate · 02-07-2007, 11:42 AM

Electric shock treatments in the testicles. Works everytime.

DaddyHalbucks · 02-07-2007, 11:43 AM

I am happy for him.

Praise Jeebus!

Please keep sending in the donations.

WarChild · 02-07-2007, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montel

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/...524156819.html

Referring to Haggard's treatment, the Reverend Tim Ralph, a member of the New Life oversight board, told the Denver Post newspaper: "He is completely heterosexual. That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

But does this mean he still goes to hell? or does that only apply to everyone else?

Well I think the belief is supposed to be that God loves all his children and as long as you are truly repenant, all of your sins will be forgiven.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't make this shit up.

crazyforyou · 02-09-2007, 02:55 AM

very strange

notabook · 02-09-2007, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Hey don't look at me, I didn't make this shit up.

Yes you did.

02-09-2007, 03:24 AM

How could he have 5 children? I dont understand how a gay guy can get hard for a woman and get excited enough to blow his loads in her.
Only once in my life I saw a girl flash her tits in a room and I just looked at them like I was looking at a wall. Didnt feel any excitement.
I must be super ghey while this guy was mildly ghey.

02-07-2007, 11:22 AM	#1
montel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig! Posts: 2,606	Gay evangelist 'cured' http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/...524156819.html Referring to Haggard's treatment, the Reverend Tim Ralph, a member of the New Life oversight board, told the Denver Post newspaper: "He is completely heterosexual. That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing." But does this mean he still goes to hell? or does that only apply to everyone else? __________________ Barefootsies

02-07-2007, 11:36 AM	#4
EroticyChrissy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Central FL Posts: 156	"Dear Lord, I know that lately I have been having these feelings for men. I swear it's just sometimes. I mean it's not a constant thing or anything. Just sometimes. Please forgive me and send me a therapist who can make me ungay. I mean, stop my "sometimes gay" thoughts and actions." Must be tough for him. __________________ - White Label Options – Geotargeted and Dynamic Ads - Eroticy Affiliate Coordinator-ICQ=369390598 AIM=eroticychrissy eroticychrissy[at]yahoo[dot]com Straight, Gay, and Swing Communities.

02-07-2007, 11:42 AM	#5
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	Electric shock treatments in the testicles. Works everytime. __________________

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DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	I am happy for him. Praise Jeebus! Please keep sending in the donations. __________________ Boner Money

02-07-2007, 11:23 AM	#2
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	lol.. this doesn't make sense at all R

02-07-2007, 11:26 AM	#3
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I heard his treatments involved being on the receptive end of anal sex with JimTheFiend. That might be enough to cure me for a while too.......

02-09-2007, 02:55 AM	#8
crazyforyou Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 172	very strange

02-09-2007, 03:24 AM	#10
teh ghey Guest Posts: n/a	How could he have 5 children? I dont understand how a gay guy can get hard for a woman and get excited enough to blow his loads in her. Only once in my life I saw a girl flash her tits in a room and I just looked at them like I was looking at a wall. Didnt feel any excitement. I must be super ghey while this guy was mildly ghey.