Gay evangelist 'cured'
 

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/...524156819.html

Referring to Haggard's treatment, the Reverend Tim Ralph, a member of the New Life oversight board, told the Denver Post newspaper: "He is completely heterosexual. That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

But does this mean he still goes to hell? or does that only apply to everyone else?

lol.. this doesn't make sense at all

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"Dear Lord, I know that lately I have been having these feelings for men. I swear it's just sometimes. I mean it's not a constant thing or anything. Just sometimes. Please forgive me and send me a therapist who can make me ungay. I mean, stop my "sometimes gay" thoughts and actions." Must be tough for him.

Electric shock treatments in the testicles. Works everytime.

I am happy for him.

Praise Jeebus!

Please keep sending in the donations.

Well I think the belief is supposed to be that God loves all his children and as long as you are truly repenant, all of your sins will be forgiven.

Hey don't look at me, I didn't make this shit up.

very strange

Yes you did.

How could he have 5 children? I dont understand how a gay guy can get hard for a woman and get excited enough to blow his loads in her.
Only once in my life I saw a girl flash her tits in a room and I just looked at them like I was looking at a wall. Didnt feel any excitement.
I must be super ghey while this guy was mildly ghey.