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02-06-2007, 01:53 AM
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My trip to the nursing home
I'm visiting a sick relative in the nursing home as an attendent is giving a comatose patient a sponge bath. When the nurse cleaned the private area the little old lady's hands jumped, first movement in sometime it seems. Staff rushed to check the patient then looked around eventually seeing me. A doctor explained that perhaps some oral stimulation could revive the woman from her lack of consiences. Reluctantly I agreed after securing a deal that noone would be in the room but myself and our patient.
Well sadly after a few minutes of my administrations her heart monitor flatlined and she was gone. When the doc ask me what happened I explained I thought she may have choked to death!!!! |
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02-06-2007, 01:55 AM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Haha that was fuckin' funny...
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02-06-2007, 02:00 AM
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Hahahhahhahaha
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02-06-2007, 02:04 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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02-06-2007, 03:49 AM
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02-06-2007, 04:57 AM
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boots are my religion
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lol
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02-06-2007, 06:08 AM
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how sad
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02-06-2007, 07:43 AM
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Sorry for you........
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02-06-2007, 07:45 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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One day you will be old too, Death is coming for all of us.
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02-06-2007, 09:42 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That is so sad
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02-06-2007, 09:45 AM
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Just Du It
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Bah i hate nursing homes, my dad owned a few
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02-07-2007, 04:00 AM
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that was funny hahaha
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