My trip to the nursing home
 

I'm visiting a sick relative in the nursing home as an attendent is giving a comatose patient a sponge bath. When the nurse cleaned the private area the little old lady's hands jumped, first movement in sometime it seems. Staff rushed to check the patient then looked around eventually seeing me. A doctor explained that perhaps some oral stimulation could revive the woman from her lack of consiences. Reluctantly I agreed after securing a deal that noone would be in the room but myself and our patient.

Well sadly after a few minutes of my administrations her heart monitor flatlined and she was gone. When the doc ask me what happened I explained I thought she may have choked to death!!!!

Haha that was fuckin' funny...

Hahahhahhahaha

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Loooooooool :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap

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how sad :(

Sorry for you........:(

One day you will be old too, Death is coming for all of us.

That is so sad :(

Bah i hate nursing homes, my dad owned a few

that was funny hahaha