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mikeyddddd · 02-06-2007, 12:23 AM

Texas Midget - (An email from my Uncle Tommy Lee)

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time!

The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem...

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia...

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical
scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...
then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt!!

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
see if his testicles still hurt.............

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his boys were no longer aching

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
What did you do?

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots!

Violetta · 02-06-2007, 02:18 AM

hhahahahahaha... fucking good one!

Thanks for sharing

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Catalyst · 02-06-2007, 03:42 AM

ha ha.. funny..

mikeyddddd · 02-06-2007, 05:28 AM

My uncle sent me one more:

A young, well-educated man on a business trip gets on the plane to find himself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat.

Thinking himself above the old cowboy, the young man decides to make sport of him. "You know," he says, "I've heard these flights go more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's talk."

The cowboy looks at him wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be all right. What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know." says the young man with a hint of sarcasm, "How about nuclear proliferation?"

"Hmm." says the cowboy, sensing the young man's attempt to beliitle him, "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first -- horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet, a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

Dumbfounded, the young man replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me then." says the cowboy with a smile, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nukes when you don't know shit?"

MsWild · 02-07-2007, 04:07 AM

haha good one

u-Bob · 02-07-2007, 02:12 PM

old but funny

02-06-2007, 12:23 AM	#1
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	Texas Midget... Err Umm TexasDreams Texas Midget - (An email from my Uncle Tommy Lee) The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time! The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem... The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia... "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt!! The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt............. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching The doctor said, "How does that feel now? The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do? The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots! __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

02-06-2007, 02:18 AM	#2
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02-06-2007, 05:28 AM	#5
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	My uncle sent me one more: A young, well-educated man on a business trip gets on the plane to find himself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat. Thinking himself above the old cowboy, the young man decides to make sport of him. "You know," he says, "I've heard these flights go more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger. So, let's talk." The cowboy looks at him wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be all right. What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know." says the young man with a hint of sarcasm, "How about nuclear proliferation?" "Hmm." says the cowboy, sensing the young man's attempt to beliitle him, "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first -- horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet, a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" Dumbfounded, the young man replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me then." says the cowboy with a smile, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nukes when you don't know shit?" __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

02-07-2007, 04:07 AM	#6
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