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Texas Midget - (An email from my Uncle Tommy Lee)

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time!

The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem...

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia...

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical
scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...
then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt!!

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
see if his testicles still hurt.............

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his boys were no longer aching

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
What did you do?

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots!

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