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joke of the day
A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, RW, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his evening. The wife wasn?t having a good time at the party. So, she came home early, alone. Her husband stayed on, socializing with important clients. As the woman walked into her house, she found RW by himself in the dining room. She called him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom.
She turned to him and said, in the voice she knew he must obey, ?RW, I want you to take off my dress.? This he did, hanging it carefully over a chair. ?RW,? she continued, ?now take off my stockings and garter belt.? Again, RW silently obeyed. ?Now, RW, I want you to remove my bra and panties.? Eyes downcast, RW obeyed. Both were breathing heavily, the tension mounting between them. She looked sternly at him and said, ?RW, if I ever catch you wearing my stuff again, you?re fired!? |
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#2 |
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Made me
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#4 |
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WTF that is fucking hilarious. HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking got me.
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rofl.. nice
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#6 |
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fuckin funny!
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#7 |
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lol......
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Adult Locals
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#9 |
Just Du It
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haahaha a good laugh
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Lol
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Very very old, but funny
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that was funny
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lol
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Nice... I enjoyed that!
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#17 |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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That had me chuckling
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hahah great
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Nice.............
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haha... I hoped for another ending, but ok!
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Uaw!!! Great joke!
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lol
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