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Old 02-06-2007, 03:38 PM   #1
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first we see PC's from a macs perspective, now the tables are turned

http://www.our-picks.com/archives/20...s-perspective/

some are funny
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:40 PM   #2
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These will work well on my WhatIsaMacron.com site.. havent put anything up yet though hehe.
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My favorite was the Money clip. Good stuff.
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those were funny in a gay way
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That is fucking HILARIOUS!!!


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Old 02-06-2007, 04:38 PM   #9
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FUD if you ask me. Macs can't do spread sheets? Please! And many of the content editors and designers aren't making web sites about their cat, but producing a good chunk of the web sites and content we sell.

Looks like a case of Mac envy to me - especially with that POS Vista being shoved down everyone's throat now. If you don't like Apple, then go Linux. Reality check ... Windows sucks.
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FUD if you ask me. Macs can't do spread sheets? Please! And many of the content editors and designers aren't making web sites about their cat, but producing a good chunk of the web sites and content we sell.

Looks like a case of Mac envy to me - especially with that POS Vista being shoved down everyone's throat now. If you don't like Apple, then go Linux. Reality check ... Windows sucks.
yo man, it was jokes...LOL
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These will work well on my WhatIsaMacron.com site.. havent put anything up yet though hehe.
I'll contribute commentary about how every "designer" Mac user I've ever worked with was a self-absorbed, elitist prick who'll cry if you tell them the the font is wrong, or that shade of red should be more saturated, or some dumb shit like that.
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I'll contribute commentary about how every "designer" Mac user I've ever worked with was a self-absorbed, elitist prick who'll cry if you tell them the the font is wrong, or that shade of red should be more saturated, or some dumb shit like that.
omfg like my highschool teacher
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FUD if you ask me. Macs can't do spread sheets? Please! And many of the content editors and designers aren't making web sites about their cat, but producing a good chunk of the web sites and content we sell.

Looks like a case of Mac envy to me - especially with that POS Vista being shoved down everyone's throat now. If you don't like Apple, then go Linux. Reality check ... Windows sucks.
Reality check - don't take life so fucking seriously
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FUD if you ask me. Macs can't do spread sheets? Please! And many of the content editors and designers aren't making web sites about their cat, but producing a good chunk of the web sites and content we sell.

Looks like a case of Mac envy to me - especially with that POS Vista being shoved down everyone's throat now. If you don't like Apple, then go Linux. Reality check ... Windows sucks.


Maybe it would be more fun to put the mac commentary from macrons on the site. lol. Funny I know lots of video editors and designers that dont use a mac. Me for one.
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So what you are saying is macs really can do spreadsheets?
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These will work well on my WhatIsaMacron.com site.. havent put anything up yet though hehe.
BTW what is a macron?
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: a mark - placed over a vowel to indicate that the vowel is long or placed over a syllable or used alone to indicate a stressed or long syllable in a metrical foot

To achieve your objective shouldn't you have registerd WhatIsaMacMoron.com?
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So what you are saying is macs really can do spreadsheets?
Anything your Win machine can do my Mac can do better.
Oh wait, I'm too busy buiding a website for my cat.
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BTW what is a macron?
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To achieve your objective shouldn't you have registerd WhatIsaMacMoron.com?
instead?

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You missed the whole point. Mac plus moron Macron. Kind of like Bennifer etc. The idea isnt to spell it out, its to archive a key phrase and to get it repeated. Give the elite nose in the air mac users a short title.
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Oh wait, I'm too busy buiding a website for my cat.
Ok you're going to catch onto the idea of those commercials if you just think .... it .... through.....


Here Ill help.. If you have now figured out that a Mac CAN do spreadsheets, then..... hmm maybe..... just maybe.... a PC can do MORE than spreadsheets also huh? The irony is wasted here. lol
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Please don't add to the stereotype of the typical apple fan boy.
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Does anyone actually think they are funny?

I can think of several things that would have been funny in the windows positive, but these weren't even slightyly funny.
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Wait, PC taking a Mac Idea and making it their own??? No fucking way, who'da thought?
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Does anyone actually think they are funny?

I can think of several things that would have been funny in the windows positive, but these weren't even slightyly funny.
Another one that missed the entire point of the vids. Not surprising.
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Wait, PC taking a Mac Idea and making it their own??? No fucking way, who'da thought?
welcome to 2007, all ideas have been taken
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Wait, PC taking a Mac Idea and making it their own??? No fucking way, who'da thought?
suuuprise...... lol You didnt get it. lol
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suuuprise...... lol You didnt get it. lol
That would have required me to watch it I suppose.
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The bit about the building a website about the cat was mildly amusing.

Someone I know that just bought a Mac for $3k really was bragging about how easy it is to make a website and publish it. He was trying to make the point that webdesigners spend hours building a site that only takes him 15 minutes.
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The bit about the building a website about the cat was mildly amusing.

Someone I know that just bought a Mac for $3k really was bragging about how easy it is to make a website and publish it. He was trying to make the point that webdesigners spend hours building a site that only takes him 15 minutes.
And he would be what we call... full of shit. lol

I can make a website in 33 seconds.
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Another one that missed the entire point of the vids. Not surprising.
Yep I like my comedy and irony to actually be funny and work. This didn't....sorry.

Then again my IQ is a tad higher than yours, maybe it is playing to you little brains.
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Yep I like my comedy and irony to actually be funny and work. This didn't....sorry.

Then again my IQ is a tad higher than yours, maybe it is playing to you little brains.
i dumb you is smart. i like pie. can i go pee now?


Btw by a tad higher do you mean more than likely much lower?
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I REALLY hate those original Mac commercials, they're fucking stupid, like this one - https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hao-VSm2rlo

What point is it trying to get across ?? The PC guy was complaining that he was bought for the kids and have to make movies and blogs, but he wants to work. The thing is that if someone bought a Mac for the kids, it'd be doing the same thing.

My PC does all the work that I can throw at it and when it's time to relax and play some games, it kicks ass like no Mac could ever do
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Btw by a tad higher do you mean more than likely much lower?
Better watch out or he'll throw coffee in your face.
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I REALLY hate those original Mac commercials, they're fucking stupid, like this one - https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hao-VSm2rlo

What point is it trying to get across ?? The PC guy was complaining that he was bought for the kids and have to make movies and blogs, but he wants to work. The thing is that if someone bought a Mac for the kids, it'd be doing the same thing.

My PC does all the work that I can throw at it and when it's time to relax and play some games, it kicks ass like no Mac could ever do
HUSH!! Only a mac can any creative work. With a mac you can make a website, and even create your OWN videos!
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I hope he adds sugar. I like my coffee with sugar.
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Btw by a tad higher do you mean more than likely much lower?
It's fun playing with little brains, they are so predictable.
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Did you predict that too Einstein?
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Did you predict that too Einstein?
You are more amusing than the vids. pc vs mac is so 90's
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Good sample of geek comedy right there.....
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FUD if you ask me. Macs can't do spread sheets? Please! And many of the content editors and designers aren't making web sites about their cat, but producing a good chunk of the web sites and content we sell.

Looks like a case of Mac envy to me - especially with that POS Vista being shoved down everyone's throat now. If you don't like Apple, then go Linux. Reality check ... Windows sucks.
hahaha a little touchy?
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