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DamageX · 02-04-2007, 08:14 PM

Just got this one in the e-mail from a friend and thought I'd share.

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

EscortBiz · 02-04-2007, 08:16 PM

hahaha good one (baddog im sig whore?)lol great post

Lykos · 02-04-2007, 08:17 PM

hahaha,good one indeed bro

Brooke Anderson · 02-04-2007, 08:22 PM

hahahaha That is funny

Fap · 02-04-2007, 08:26 PM

hahahhaha good one

DamageX · 02-04-2007, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

hahaha good one (baddog im sig whore?)lol great post

Aren't we all sigwhores?

nba4life2k · 02-04-2007, 10:21 PM

not me

Catalyst · 02-04-2007, 10:57 PM

that is funny.. think i will forward on to a couple who know bmw's

martinsc · 02-04-2007, 11:07 PM

96ukssob · 02-04-2007, 11:10 PM

hahaha good one

scouser · 02-04-2007, 11:14 PM

Lol haha funny

emthree · 02-04-2007, 11:28 PM

Sounds like a typical bmw sales person.
Minus the professionalism.

ayne468 · 02-04-2007, 11:47 PM

suprisingly funny

woj · 02-05-2007, 01:26 AM

Pedronas · 02-05-2007, 03:18 AM

haha good one

Vitasoy · 02-05-2007, 05:19 AM

That was pretty good.

baddog · 02-05-2007, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

hahaha good one (baddog im sig whore?)lol great post

what are you talking about?

tyler. · 02-05-2007, 01:33 PM

Nice one

gangbangjoe · 02-05-2007, 01:47 PM

Furious_Female · 02-05-2007, 02:13 PM

chaze · 02-05-2007, 02:28 PM

pretty goood

DamageX · 02-06-2007, 01:43 AM

Glad to help make you people laugh.

Violetta · 02-06-2007, 02:11 AM

muhahahahahahahaa... good one

calibra · 02-06-2007, 02:27 AM

Fucking awesome

lusciousness · 02-06-2007, 03:34 AM

that was a good one

02-04-2007, 08:14 PM	#1
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	BMW dealership (joke) Just got this one in the e-mail from a friend and thought I'd share. A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price." __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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