BMW dealership (joke)
 

Just got this one in the e-mail from a friend and thought I'd share. :)

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

hahaha good one (baddog im sig whore?)lol great post

hahaha,good one indeed bro :)

hahahaha That is funny

hahahhaha good one

Aren't we all sigwhores? :)

not me:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

that is funny.. think i will forward on to a couple who know bmw's

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh hahaha good one

Lol haha funny

Sounds like a typical bmw sales person.
Minus the professionalism.

suprisingly funny:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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haha good one :)

That was pretty good.

what are you talking about?

Nice one :)

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pretty goood

Glad to help make you people laugh. :)

muhahahahahahahaa... good one

Fucking awesome :thumbsup
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:1orglaugh that was a good one