Valentines Day Joke - GoFuckYourself.com

EscortBiz · 02-02-2007, 06:40 PM

Marketing Idea!

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

The guy gets curious and goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed,... "Guess who?!?!?'"

"But why?" asks the guy.

"Just drumming up business." the man replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer!"

Scott McD · 02-02-2007, 06:41 PM

Pretty good...

TG Rebecca · 02-02-2007, 09:27 PM

haha!! that is cute!!

blwurmnd · 02-02-2007, 10:02 PM

thats funny

WZRogeR · 02-02-2007, 10:05 PM

+1..real good)

KustomKowgurl · 02-02-2007, 10:05 PM

Haha! Well that's one way to go about things

illeana · 02-02-2007, 10:21 PM

that was funny lol!

RSgk11 · 02-02-2007, 10:57 PM

Almost Funny

WWC-Moe B. · 02-02-2007, 11:46 PM

haha...good one

ae-sc · 02-03-2007, 12:04 AM

Nice one to end the night with

MsWild · 02-03-2007, 03:59 AM

that was funny

jixxi · 02-03-2007, 03:37 PM

MARVAS · 02-03-2007, 03:51 PM

LOL

ayne468 · 02-03-2007, 03:52 PM

jasminexxx · 02-03-2007, 03:53 PM

very funny

02-02-2007, 06:40 PM	#1
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02-02-2007, 06:41 PM	#2
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02-02-2007, 09:27 PM	#3
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02-02-2007, 10:05 PM	#5
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02-02-2007, 11:46 PM	#9
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02-03-2007, 03:53 PM	#15
jasminexxx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,816	very funny