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Old 02-02-2007, 06:40 PM  
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Valentines Day Joke

Marketing Idea!

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

The guy gets curious and goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed,... "Guess who?!?!?'"

"But why?" asks the guy.

"Just drumming up business." the man replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer!"
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