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baddog · 02-12-2007, 06:46 PM

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No", the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

abyss_al · 02-12-2007, 07:03 PM

sad indeed

ayne468 · 02-12-2007, 07:06 PM

That's great

Jace · 02-12-2007, 07:07 PM

OMFG....fucking hilarous

Jman · 02-12-2007, 07:09 PM

Does that make you a Republican?

Just a dumb question from a fellow Canuck ;-)

JD · 02-12-2007, 07:09 PM

hahahahahahaha

Lykos · 02-12-2007, 07:15 PM

hehehe,good one

tony286 · 02-12-2007, 07:16 PM

Obama, Obama Obama

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-12-2007, 07:22 PM

Gee Baddog, so what you are saying is that your little boy Justin made up the DNC/Hillary story since the teacher appeared upset when he told the class what you really do for a living...

It just goes to show that kids sometimes tell adults what they want to hear in order to stay out of trouble.

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munki · 02-12-2007, 07:37 PM

Roflmao...

needlive · 02-12-2007, 07:51 PM

Nice one...put a smile on my face thanks

beckie · 02-12-2007, 07:51 PM

Ha ha... that one sounds familiar. I dedicated it to 12clicks.

CuriousToyBoy · 02-12-2007, 08:33 PM

I loved that !!

;-)

sicone · 02-12-2007, 08:41 PM

stickyfingerz · 02-12-2007, 08:57 PM

Mrs. President we are under attack. What would you like the armed forces to do that are at your command? Ma'am are you ok. Ma'am do you realize the situation we are up against. There are 10 tactical nukes heading towards the white house, New York City, Miami, Hollywood, Chicago, Dallas, Phoenix, San Fransisco, Seattle, and Niagra falls.

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02-12-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No", the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

That is fucking funny. It is a joke people, don't get so bitchy about it.

Vitasoy · 02-13-2007, 12:29 AM

haha that was golden

Dirty Dane · 02-13-2007, 12:39 AM

woj · 02-13-2007, 12:49 AM

ffmihai · 02-13-2007, 12:59 AM

hehe. i thought americans want HC for president.

baddog · 02-13-2007, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffmihai

hehe. i thought americans want HC for president.

That is the problem with people from other countries. They think they know what we want, or what is best for us.

Not your fault, it is your media that has perverted your ideas about us.

notabook · 02-13-2007, 01:18 AM

gecko · 02-13-2007, 01:18 AM

bahahahhaha

NaughtyRob · 02-13-2007, 01:21 AM

Fucking great!

BAKO · 02-13-2007, 01:22 AM

good one lol

Adultnet · 02-13-2007, 01:29 AM

great ..

jonesy · 02-13-2007, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Not your fault, it is your media that has perverted your ideas about us.

right.

and our presidents actions in the last 7 yrs hasent changed the worlds opinion of us.....

everytime you post something political, those genes of intelligence wading in that thimble evaporate at an alarming rate...

Violetta · 02-13-2007, 01:38 AM

hahaha... good one!

x-zoom · 02-13-2007, 02:30 AM

hahaha now that is a good one!

dig420 · 02-13-2007, 02:39 AM

anybody's who's still a republican just isn't paying attention.

AtlantisCash · 02-13-2007, 02:39 AM

it's not sad, it's weard & funny lol

ae-sc · 02-13-2007, 11:48 AM

funny shit

UniversalPass Pete · 02-13-2007, 11:51 AM

DaddyHalbucks · 02-13-2007, 11:51 AM

Good one.

Hillary is a cunt.

StuartD · 02-13-2007, 11:52 AM

true story huh?

_Richard_ · 02-13-2007, 11:54 AM

rofl.. nice

R

LoriAnderson · 02-13-2007, 11:58 AM

cute

Damian_Maxcash · 02-13-2007, 12:06 PM

lol - its nice to be laughing 'with' you for a change.....

Azoy? · 02-13-2007, 12:09 PM

she may not be the best but better then the present idiot including the guy who started this post.

gimo33 · 02-13-2007, 12:12 PM

lmao.... good one...

baddog · 02-13-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

anybody's who's still a republican just isn't paying attention.

anyone who votes purely along party lines isn't paying attention

sexykat · 02-13-2007, 12:55 PM

Haha funny

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