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baddog 02-12-2007 06:46 PM

Sad but true story.
 
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No", the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

abyss_al 02-12-2007 07:03 PM

sad indeed

ayne468 02-12-2007 07:06 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's great:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jace 02-12-2007 07:07 PM

OMFG....fucking hilarous

Jman 02-12-2007 07:09 PM

Does that make you a Republican?

Just a dumb question from a fellow Canuck ;-)

JD 02-12-2007 07:09 PM

hahahahahahaha

Lykos 02-12-2007 07:15 PM

hehehe,good one:)

tony286 02-12-2007 07:16 PM

Obama, Obama Obama :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-12-2007 07:22 PM

Gee Baddog, so what you are saying is that your little boy Justin made up the DNC/Hillary story since the teacher appeared upset when he told the class what you really do for a living...

It just goes to show that kids sometimes tell adults what they want to hear in order to stay out of trouble. :winkwink:

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munki 02-12-2007 07:37 PM

Roflmao...

needlive 02-12-2007 07:51 PM

Nice one...put a smile on my face thanks

beckie 02-12-2007 07:51 PM

Ha ha... that one sounds familiar. I dedicated it to 12clicks. :)

CuriousToyBoy 02-12-2007 08:33 PM

I loved that !!

;-)

sicone 02-12-2007 08:41 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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JaneB 02-12-2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11906445)
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No", the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."


That is fucking funny. It is a joke people, don't get so bitchy about it.

Vitasoy 02-13-2007 12:29 AM

haha that was golden

Dirty Dane 02-13-2007 12:39 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woj 02-13-2007 12:49 AM

:1orglaugh

ffmihai 02-13-2007 12:59 AM

hehe. i thought americans want HC for president.

baddog 02-13-2007 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffmihai (Post 11908067)
hehe. i thought americans want HC for president.

That is the problem with people from other countries. They think they know what we want, or what is best for us.

Not your fault, it is your media that has perverted your ideas about us.

notabook 02-13-2007 01:18 AM

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gecko 02-13-2007 01:18 AM

bahahahhaha

NaughtyRob 02-13-2007 01:21 AM

Fucking great!

BAKO 02-13-2007 01:22 AM

good one lol

Adultnet 02-13-2007 01:29 AM

great ..:)

jonesy 02-13-2007 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11908091)

Not your fault, it is your media that has perverted your ideas about us.

right.

and our presidents actions in the last 7 yrs hasent changed the worlds opinion of us.....

everytime you post something political, those genes of intelligence wading in that thimble evaporate at an alarming rate...

Violetta 02-13-2007 01:38 AM

hahaha... good one!

x-zoom 02-13-2007 02:30 AM

hahaha now that is a good one!

dig420 02-13-2007 02:39 AM

anybody's who's still a republican just isn't paying attention.

AtlantisCash 02-13-2007 02:39 AM

it's not sad, it's weard & funny lol

ae-sc 02-13-2007 11:48 AM

funny shit

UniversalPass Pete 02-13-2007 11:51 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 02-13-2007 11:51 AM

Good one.

Hillary is a cunt.

StuartD 02-13-2007 11:52 AM

true story huh? :upsidedow

_Richard_ 02-13-2007 11:54 AM

rofl.. nice

R

LoriAnderson 02-13-2007 11:58 AM

cute :1orglaugh

Damian_Maxcash 02-13-2007 12:06 PM

lol - its nice to be laughing 'with' you for a change.....

Azoy? 02-13-2007 12:09 PM

she may not be the best but better then the present idiot including the guy who started this post.

gimo33 02-13-2007 12:12 PM

lmao.... good one...

baddog 02-13-2007 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11908314)
anybody's who's still a republican just isn't paying attention.

anyone who votes purely along party lines isn't paying attention

sexykat 02-13-2007 12:55 PM

Haha funny


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