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Old 07-31-2002, 07:54 PM   #1
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How to solve the beached whale problem.

Send in about a dozen homeless guys with chainsaws. Not only will they have jobs for a day or two, they'll also have lunch!
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Old 07-31-2002, 07:56 PM   #2
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Kind of simliar to my idea "One big fuck off kebab van"..if the animals are stupid enough to get beached three times fuck it eat them

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Old 07-31-2002, 08:45 PM   #3
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I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
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Old 08-01-2002, 12:26 AM   #4
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Kind of simliar to my idea "One big fuck off kebab van"..if the animals are stupid enough to get beached three times fuck it eat them
The reason they get beached is cos Navy boats use high powered sonar that scrambles their brains.

They are trying to escape the goddamned noise.
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Old 08-01-2002, 12:28 AM   #5
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I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
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Old 08-01-2002, 02:23 AM   #6
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I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
Use a harpoon next time. One good poke and off they go.
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Old 08-01-2002, 03:53 AM   #7
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I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
I thought fat people were banned at Bondi.
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Old 08-01-2002, 04:10 AM   #8
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I once tried tried to push one back into the surf, and the fucking fat bitch slapped me across the face and told me to fuck off ;)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Old 08-01-2002, 04:23 AM   #9
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Whale meat tastes great!
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