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loco12 · 01-30-2007, 04:16 PM

I really need your advice on what

could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that the wife

has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I

answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a
lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject
with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth,
but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Does anyone know anything about bikes ? Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

jasonir · 01-30-2007, 04:19 PM

Good one.

Rhesus · 01-30-2007, 04:19 PM

Never mind

JayDeeZee · 01-30-2007, 04:23 PM

Dude...That's way too funny!

GhazAllOva · 01-30-2007, 04:31 PM

wow that was great... if you've taken bike mechanic courses, fixing that isn't that big deal (from what I hear). But I've always gone to my mechanic since he knows everything. (I don't know if you were seriously asking lol)

Quick edit, you should check on Affairmatch.com to see if your wife's profile is there.

bizarrejan · 01-30-2007, 04:34 PM

lol

96ukssob · 01-30-2007, 04:38 PM

hahaha thats great

Cyndalie · 01-30-2007, 04:39 PM

Damn, and I was really hoping your wife was cheating on you

Scott McD · 01-30-2007, 04:41 PM

Oldie but goodie !!

georgeyw · 01-30-2007, 04:41 PM

lmao - that was brilliant!

Narfle · 01-30-2007, 04:56 PM

If you dont know wheter or not its something you can fix yourself, you should take it to the dealer.

A little love and caring will go a long way.

mattz · 01-30-2007, 05:01 PM

haha great

germ · 01-30-2007, 06:46 PM

lol nice thread

tony286 · 01-30-2007, 06:47 PM

that was too funny lol

Fap · 01-30-2007, 06:51 PM

ahhahah touche

loco12 · 01-31-2007, 02:52 AM

Seems some on here don't "get it". ;)

notabook · 01-31-2007, 02:58 AM

How many times is that going to be posted here?

lorine · 01-31-2007, 07:13 AM

Very nice ! You had me going for a while, I've almost believed you,at first at least. Good joke ! Keep it coming !

MsWild · 01-31-2007, 04:33 PM

hahahaha great one

ayne468 · 01-31-2007, 04:35 PM

Funniest shit I have heard in ages......cheers

x-zoom · 01-31-2007, 05:12 PM

Haha thats a good one :D

Spunky · 01-31-2007, 05:28 PM

Heh heh..I thought that story sounded familiar

Spunky · 01-31-2007, 05:29 PM

Heh heh..I thought that story sounded familiar

Huggles · 01-31-2007, 05:30 PM

Cocaine.

MrSmiles25 · 01-31-2007, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco12

I really need your advice on what

could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that the wife

has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I

answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a
lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject
with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth,
but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Does anyone know anything about bikes ? Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

I have been fucking her. I am finished with her now do you want her back.

Fucking Loser.

EscortBiz · 01-31-2007, 05:46 PM

just awesome lol

Bods4Mods · 01-31-2007, 05:48 PM

Very funny ...

RRRED · 01-31-2007, 05:59 PM

That is classic!! hahaha.. nice

needlive · 01-31-2007, 06:38 PM

It was nice...expected that you saw interesting things from behind the bike...

01-31-2007, 07:03 PM

I give you plus rep for being an asshole and stringing me along - I really felt sorry for you!

CaptainHowdy · 01-31-2007, 07:25 PM

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01-30-2007, 04:16 PM	#1
loco12 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dorset, UK Posts: 638	Advise on a very personal matter I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that the wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Does anyone know anything about bikes ? Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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