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  • loco12
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 638

    #1

    Advise on a very personal matter

    I really need your advice on what

    could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that the wife

    has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I

    answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a
    lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
    friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
    walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
    has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
    taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
    went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
    why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject
    with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth,
    but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
    decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the
    garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
    that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Does anyone know anything about bikes ? Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
    dealer?
  • jasonir
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    • Aug 2002
    • 1887

    #2
    Good one.
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    • Rhesus
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 2009

      #3
      Never mind

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      • JayDeeZee
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        • Aug 2006
        • 3595

        #4
        Dude...That's way too funny!

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        • GhazAllOva
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2007
          • 158

          #5
          wow that was great... if you've taken bike mechanic courses, fixing that isn't that big deal (from what I hear). But I've always gone to my mechanic since he knows everything. (I don't know if you were seriously asking lol)

          Quick edit, you should check on Affairmatch.com to see if your wife's profile is there.
          Last edited by GhazAllOva; 01-30-2007, 02:33 PM.
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          • bizarrejan
            Confirmed User
            • May 2006
            • 1487

            #6
            lol

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            • 96ukssob
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              • Mar 2003
              • 12991

              #7
              hahaha thats great
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              • Cyndalie
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 3615

                #8
                Damn, and I was really hoping your wife was cheating on you
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                • Scott McD
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                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67792

                  #9
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                  • georgeyw
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                    • Jul 2005
                    • 9865

                    #10
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                    • Narfle
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 193

                      #11
                      If you dont know wheter or not its something you can fix yourself, you should take it to the dealer.

                      A little love and caring will go a long way.

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                      • mattz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 7697

                        #12
                        haha great

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                        • germ
                          ( o Y o )
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 3108

                          #13
                          lol nice thread

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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            that was too funny lol

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                            • Fap
                              Just Du It
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 12094

                              #15
                              ahhahah touche

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                              • loco12
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 638

                                #16
                                Seems some on here don't "get it". ;)

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                                • notabook
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                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 9748

                                  #17
                                  How many times is that going to be posted here?

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                                  • lorine
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                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 994

                                    #18
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                                    • MsWild
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                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 2803

                                      #19
                                      hahahaha great one
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                                      • ayne468
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                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 1738

                                        #20
                                        Funniest shit I have heard in ages......cheers

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                                        • x-zoom
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                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 398

                                          #21
                                          Haha thats a good one :D

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #22
                                            Heh heh..I thought that story sounded familiar

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                                            • Spunky
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                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978

                                              #23
                                              Heh heh..I thought that story sounded familiar

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                                              • Huggles
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                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 12513

                                                #24
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                                                • MrSmiles25
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 138

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by loco12
                                                  I really need your advice on what

                                                  could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that the wife

                                                  has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I

                                                  answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a
                                                  lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
                                                  friends from work, you don't know them."

                                                  I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
                                                  walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
                                                  has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
                                                  taxi?

                                                  I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
                                                  went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
                                                  why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject
                                                  with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth,
                                                  but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
                                                  decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the
                                                  garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

                                                  It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
                                                  that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

                                                  Does anyone know anything about bikes ? Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
                                                  dealer?
                                                  I have been fucking her. I am finished with her now do you want her back.

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                                                    • Bods4Mods
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                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 904

                                                      #27
                                                      Very funny ...

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                                                      • RRRED
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 6754

                                                        #28
                                                        That is classic!! hahaha.. nice

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                                                        • needlive
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                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                          • 2191

                                                          #29
                                                          It was nice...expected that you saw interesting things from behind the bike...

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                                                          • chartgraves

                                                            #30
                                                            I give you plus rep for being an asshole and stringing me along - I really felt sorry for you!

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                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 94035

                                                              #31
                                                              Timelinerrrrrrrrrrrr !!

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