Dentists are the biggest douchbags in the world - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 01-31-2007, 08:10 AM

Why is it most of always say you need shit done whne you dont ?

God dammit motherfuckers

jimthefiend · 01-31-2007, 08:13 AM

How's the murder investigation going? LOL

MattO · 01-31-2007, 08:20 AM

Dentists are all about upsell. Last time I went in for a cleaning, I got suckered into applying for credit. Once they approved me they quickly maxed out my new account with all kinds of things I probably didn't need.

Juicy D. Links · 01-31-2007, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

How's the murder investigation going? LOL

they needed 3 oz of my love jizz for DNA

Juicy D. Links · 01-31-2007, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Dentists are all about upsell. Last time I went in for a cleaning, I got suckered into applying for credit. Once they approved me they quickly maxed out my new account with all kinds of things I probably didn't need.

they are all cockaroachessssssssssss

nosey · 01-31-2007, 08:22 AM

shakedown

More Booze · 01-31-2007, 08:26 AM

my brothers was at the dentist today.. they gave him a +2000$ bill for pulling some wisdom tooths and other stuff.

that's a robbery. :/

Juicy D. Links · 01-31-2007, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by More Booze

my brothers was at the dentist today.. they gave him a +2000$ bill for pulling some wisdom tooths and other stuff.

that's a robbery. :/

i would em yank em out for him for free yo!!!!!!!!!!

NikKay · 01-31-2007, 08:35 AM

Oh man I would probably cry if I tried to detail all the bad dental experiences I have had. I went to a dentist recently that was so completely opposite of all the shitheads I've dealt with before that I almost cried just thanking him for being so thorough and professional in his approach.

(Maybe I'm just PMS'ing). HAHA.

cranki · 01-31-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by More Booze

my brothers was at the dentist today.. they gave him a +2000$ bill for pulling some wisdom tooths and other stuff.

that's a robbery. :/

holy smokes, praise the german system!

Syl · 01-31-2007, 09:11 AM

The dentists I've seen have only recommended things I know I need done. They are waaay expensive though. But I want to keep my teeth in later years so guess it's worth it.

bopha · 01-31-2007, 09:24 AM

I just finished 3 years of dental work. I went in for Invisaligns, got a quote and paid for them. Suddenly, I had to have the dental planing done. WTF?

600 bucks a quadrant. Anyone else had it done? Waterboarding has nothing on that. I asked around and NOT ONE EMPLOYEE in the dentists office ever had it done. I must have had "sucker" on my forehead. After that I had to have all my silver fillings replaced. Cleanings every six weeks at 180 a pop!

I've had so many appointments, teeth shavings, scalings, molds, new molds, blah blah blah...

The upsell is worse than anything I've ever seen.

My teeth have always been strong and nice. I only had a little crowding starting to happen so my invisaligns were taking care of that. I'm way over 10,000 in extras that were 'necessary'.

When my kids go in for cleanings, they upsell on everything from new rotations xrays ($200 plus) just to see how those wisdom teeth are doing,
30 dollar toothpaste...etc...

When you decline, they give you the 'you don't want what's best for your child?' sell. It sucks.

Klen · 01-31-2007, 09:31 AM

I spended 2$ on dentis this year and nothing on last.IF you wanna effective and cheap dentis,come to Croatia.British people already massively come here only for this.

MattO · 01-31-2007, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I spended 2$ on dentis this year and nothing on last.IF you wanna effective and cheap dentis,come to Croatia.British people already massively come here only for this.

Is that what's up with the British? They go to Croatia for their dental work?

StarkReality · 01-31-2007, 09:44 AM

Yup, dentists are evil...first they rape your teeth, then your wallet

Doctor Dre · 01-31-2007, 09:49 AM

My dentist is great and not a crook by any means... but he's booked 6 months in advance and has 2 other dentists working for him fulltime. (they are all 6 months in advance).

That's what offering a great service can do to your business.

RFremont · 01-31-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Why is it most of always say you need shit done whne you dont ?

God dammit motherfuckers

Indeed they are. Some of these bottomfeeding crooks will actually not fix a smaller problem until it develops into a root canal so they can charge a higher amount, ignore cleanings, cavities etc. They need to be locked up. There's no greater crime than messing with people's health and well being for profit.

v4 media · 01-31-2007, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Is that what's up with the British? They go to Croatia for their dental work?

he's Irish..

Ialwayseatmydates · 01-31-2007, 10:27 AM

They're the same all over the world

Sharky · 01-31-2007, 10:28 AM

My wife works for a dental office now and it's her job to do the upsells. Man I have some storeis I could tell you. It's a biz like any other... and a profitable one at that!

woj · 01-31-2007, 10:52 AM

yea, they are probably worse than used car dealers... you go in to get a filling and come out with a $500 bill, and bunch of appointments to get stuff done in the future...

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Syl Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,953	The dentists I've seen have only recommended things I know I need done. They are waaay expensive though. But I want to keep my teeth in later years so guess it's worth it. __________________ Syl ICQ 304 908 973 [email protected]

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Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	My wife works for a dental office now and it's her job to do the upsells. Man I have some storeis I could tell you. It's a biz like any other... and a profitable one at that! __________________ Sharky

01-31-2007, 08:13 AM	#2
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	How's the murder investigation going? LOL

01-31-2007, 08:20 AM	#3
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Dentists are all about upsell. Last time I went in for a cleaning, I got suckered into applying for credit. Once they approved me they quickly maxed out my new account with all kinds of things I probably didn't need.

01-31-2007, 08:26 AM	#7
More Booze Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,116	my brothers was at the dentist today.. they gave him a +2000$ bill for pulling some wisdom tooths and other stuff. that's a robbery. :/

01-31-2007, 08:35 AM	#9
NikKay Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,642	Oh man I would probably cry if I tried to detail all the bad dental experiences I have had. I went to a dentist recently that was so completely opposite of all the shitheads I've dealt with before that I almost cried just thanking him for being so thorough and professional in his approach. (Maybe I'm just PMS'ing). HAHA.

01-31-2007, 09:24 AM	#12
bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	I just finished 3 years of dental work. I went in for Invisaligns, got a quote and paid for them. Suddenly, I had to have the dental planing done. WTF? 600 bucks a quadrant. Anyone else had it done? Waterboarding has nothing on that. I asked around and NOT ONE EMPLOYEE in the dentists office ever had it done. I must have had "sucker" on my forehead. After that I had to have all my silver fillings replaced. Cleanings every six weeks at 180 a pop! I've had so many appointments, teeth shavings, scalings, molds, new molds, blah blah blah... The upsell is worse than anything I've ever seen. My teeth have always been strong and nice. I only had a little crowding starting to happen so my invisaligns were taking care of that. I'm way over 10,000 in extras that were 'necessary'. When my kids go in for cleanings, they upsell on everything from new rotations xrays ($200 plus) just to see how those wisdom teeth are doing, 30 dollar toothpaste...etc... When you decline, they give you the 'you don't want what's best for your child?' sell. It sucks.

01-31-2007, 09:31 AM	#13
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I spended 2$ on dentis this year and nothing on last.IF you wanna effective and cheap dentis,come to Croatia.British people already massively come here only for this.

01-31-2007, 09:44 AM	#15
StarkReality Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: 4 8 15 16 23 42 Posts: 4,444	Yup, dentists are evil...first they rape your teeth, then your wallet

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