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Old 01-30-2007, 08:26 AM   #1
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Are Your Simple or Real ?

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:30 AM   #2
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A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
best line....
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:30 AM   #3
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Conclusion: Most people are really simple.
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:31 AM   #4
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best line....
That's happend once to me.
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:31 AM   #5
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what kind of bullshit thread is this?
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:49 AM   #6
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A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
this is more like it
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Old 01-30-2007, 11:42 AM   #7
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Most people are simple,of course there are some exceptions. Most simple like to give the impression that they are real but when the moment comes they show their real side, the simple side.
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