The First Annual GFY Haiku Contest - GoFuckYourself.com

Gutterboy · 07-30-2002, 10:49 PM

The winner, as judged by popular vote, gets a 1 night, all expenses paid imaginary date with Cheshire (please don't inform her of this.. ). Maximum 2 entries per person.

A Haiku is a 3 line, non-rhythmic poem in the following form: Line 1: 5 syllables, Line 2: 7 Syllables, Line 3: 5 Syllables

My first entry:

Happy elephant
Twelve fluffers sigh in relief
Splat! A cry cut short

Cheshire · 07-30-2002, 10:52 PM

Dim like sum are you
To offer Cheshire as prize
I must kick your ass

did I win?

dirtyone · 07-30-2002, 10:54 PM

Damn it's so hot here
Sweating like a fat bastard
Cool shower still sweating damn

Gutterboy · 07-30-2002, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Dim like sum are you
To offer Cheshire as prize
I must kick your ass

did I win?

I was sort of banking on you not seeing this thread for a while.

Oh well, see you all again next year! I'll try to line up a more cooperative imaginary date by then. Hmm.. does nina do imaginary prize work?

Cheshire · 07-30-2002, 11:05 PM

Hey I'll NEVER been known as a killjoy

In addition to the imaginary date, I'll even buy the winner a drink at the August show

dirtyone · 07-30-2002, 11:12 PM

Oh no you can't back out now Gutterboy. I put alot of thought into mine (you have no idea "is bastard one syllable or two?") and as long as Cheshire is game keep it going.... hers is a lot beeter than mine though.

TheApostate · 07-30-2002, 11:14 PM

If I won Cheshire
I would be very busy
For a real long time

TDF · 07-30-2002, 11:15 PM

I like to eat cheese
too bad it makes me poot lots
good with hamburgers

gothweb · 07-30-2002, 11:17 PM

There are more rules to Haiku than 5-7-5...

A true Haiku describes a nature scene. It does so by capturing a brief moment, generally without any people or man-made objects in it. It will also be somehow apparent from the conent which season is being described.

That's the best I can do at 7 am, sorry.

VoodooMachine · 07-30-2002, 11:18 PM

All of them complain
Bicker about penis size
How does my site look

DX · 07-30-2002, 11:19 PM

WIFE IS MAD AT ME
I WENT DOWN ON HER SISTER
SLEEPING IN THE CAR

-----------

GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH
I'M READING THE MESSAGE BOARD
I'LL UNTIE YOU SOON

quiet · 07-30-2002, 11:20 PM

hopefully i will
have sex with a wicked girl
report back later

TheApostate · 07-30-2002, 11:21 PM

A very hot sun
No clouds can be seen at all
I wish it was fall

is that better gothweb?

hyper · 07-30-2002, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX

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GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH
I'M READING THE MESSAGE BOARD
I'LL UNTIE YOU SOON

Gets my Vote

Gutterboy · 07-30-2002, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
There are more rules to Haiku than 5-7-5...

A true Haiku describes a nature scene. It does so by capturing a brief moment, generally without any people or man-made objects in it. It will also be somehow apparent from the conent which season is being described.

Here are the formal rules for Haiku:http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm

The reason many Haiku describe nature scenes is that Haiku's most famous composer, Basho, was an itinerant, wandering zen master. It is not a formal rule of Haiku that it must be about nature, it just happens that many of the more well known ones were composed on that subject.

Thank you Cheshire for underwriting my contest with free booze!

nocostporn · 07-30-2002, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX
WIFE IS MAD AT ME
I WENT DOWN ON HER SISTER
SLEEPING IN THE CAR

-----------

GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH
I'M READING THE MESSAGE BOARD
I'LL UNTIE YOU SOON

ahaha i vote this guy!

Gutterboy · 07-30-2002, 11:36 PM

Entry #2:

I'm donating this one to the Baitbus boys:

He said he'd lube up
He said he'd be gentle, too
Damn my ass hurts!

Sly_RJ · 07-30-2002, 11:40 PM

Ok, here's the scoop. I'll enter tomorrow when I'm in my writing frame of mind. I'll pass on the imaginary date, but I do want another hug. Deal?

Sly_RJ · 07-30-2002, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

In addition to the imaginary date, I'll even buy the winner a drink at the August show

r-c-e · 07-31-2002, 12:04 AM

if you want haiku
then i will give it to you
go to juicybucks

hyper · 07-31-2002, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by r-c-e
if you want haiku
then i will give it to you
go to juicybucks

Look under your name
you are not allowed to speak
now shut the fuck up

redshift · 07-31-2002, 12:21 AM

What tha fuck is this
I thought I was a man, but
it's just a big clit

gothweb · 07-31-2002, 12:25 AM

Go fuck yourself pal,
"One Time Announcement Only"
You can suck my nuts.

DX · 07-31-2002, 12:32 AM

gotta do one more.. for AMP and his Paradise thread.....

AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD
AFRAID OF A LITTLE BUG
WHAT A BIG PUSSY

redshift · 07-31-2002, 12:33 AM

I missed the fucking spam
While I was making up stupid shit
now go the fuck away you motherfucking spamming ass hole

Gutterboy · 07-31-2002, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by r-c-e
if you want haiku
then i will give it to you
go to juicybucks

I can only pray that if I ever become this desperate someone would be kind enough to grant me the sweet release of death before I act upon it.

gothweb · 07-31-2002, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

I can only pray that if I ever become this desperate someone would be kind enough to grant me the sweet release of death before I act upon it.

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if the post is on topic?
Check out my website

SetTheWorldonFire · 07-31-2002, 12:55 AM

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Mike D · 07-31-2002, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX
gotta do one more.. for AMP and his Paradise thread.....

AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD
AFRAID OF A LITTLE BUG
WHAT A BIG PUSSY

DX · 07-31-2002, 01:01 AM

SetTheWorldonFire
haiku are five seven five
you should learn to count

lol...

goddab mi · 07-31-2002, 02:41 AM

Latvia is my home
the weather is so very poor
I wed Nina soon

Pornwolf · 07-31-2002, 02:52 AM

This is a porn asylum
It's not just a messageboard
Lensman must be stopped.

elpaninaro · 08-17-2003, 08:16 AM

07-30-2002, 10:49 PM	#1
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	The First Annual GFY Haiku Contest The winner, as judged by popular vote, gets a 1 night, all expenses paid imaginary date with Cheshire (please don't inform her of this.. ). Maximum 2 entries per person. A Haiku is a 3 line, non-rhythmic poem in the following form: Line 1: 5 syllables, Line 2: 7 Syllables, Line 3: 5 Syllables My first entry: Happy elephant Twelve fluffers sigh in relief Splat! A cry cut short

07-30-2002, 11:15 PM	#8
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	I like to eat cheese too bad it makes me poot lots good with hamburgers __________________ Sig heil

07-30-2002, 11:17 PM	#9
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	There are more rules to Haiku than 5-7-5... A true Haiku describes a nature scene. It does so by capturing a brief moment, generally without any people or man-made objects in it. It will also be somehow apparent from the conent which season is being described. That's the best I can do at 7 am, sorry. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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07-30-2002, 11:20 PM	#12
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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Hey I'll NEVER been known as a killjoy In addition to the imaginary date, I'll even buy the winner a drink at the August show

07-30-2002, 11:12 PM	#6
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Oh no you can't back out now Gutterboy. I put alot of thought into mine (you have no idea "is bastard one syllable or two?") and as long as Cheshire is game keep it going.... hers is a lot beeter than mine though.

07-30-2002, 11:14 PM	#7
TheApostate Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 589	If I won Cheshire I would be very busy For a real long time

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DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	WIFE IS MAD AT ME I WENT DOWN ON HER SISTER SLEEPING IN THE CAR ----------- GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH I'M READING THE MESSAGE BOARD I'LL UNTIE YOU SOON

07-30-2002, 11:21 PM	#13
TheApostate Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 589	A very hot sun No clouds can be seen at all I wish it was fall is that better gothweb?

07-30-2002, 11:36 PM	#17
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Entry #2: I'm donating this one to the Baitbus boys: He said he'd lube up He said he'd be gentle, too Damn my ass hurts!

07-30-2002, 11:40 PM	#18
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Ok, here's the scoop. I'll enter tomorrow when I'm in my writing frame of mind. I'll pass on the imaginary date, but I do want another hug. Deal?

07-31-2002, 12:04 AM	#20
r-c-e Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,070	if you want haiku then i will give it to you go to juicybucks

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07-31-2002, 12:32 AM	#24
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	gotta do one more.. for AMP and his Paradise thread..... AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD AFRAID OF A LITTLE BUG WHAT A BIG PUSSY

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DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	SetTheWorldonFire haiku are five seven five you should learn to count lol...

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