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CDSmith · 01-29-2007, 02:48 PM

And believe me, I've talked to several experts in the field, they all confirm that dinosaur shit did in fact move slower than snail shit, and we all know how slow snail shit moves.

We talkin' slowwwwwww.

Screaming · 01-29-2007, 02:49 PM

You could offer them more money to remove the skin then what they got paid for it.

Good luck.

fuzebox · 01-29-2007, 02:50 PM

Am I the only person who isn't seeing any speed decreases at all?

I do have flashblock on... Does flash really slow the site down that much? I almost never run the embedded movies on any sites

HAPPYPEEKERS · 01-29-2007, 02:50 PM

hahaha I agree.. it is super slowwwwwwwwww lol

crockett · 01-29-2007, 02:51 PM

yea this sucks.. slow as hell.. Even typing this message I'm getting lagg

Not even worth reading any posts until they fix the shit.

Crazy Ben · 01-29-2007, 02:52 PM

it is not that slow for me, but must be the connection but still it sure didn't got any faster.

CDSmith · 01-29-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

yea this sucks.. slow as hell.. Even typing this message I'm getting lagg

I typed the last few posts in a blank email first, then cut/pasted them into the board. Typing it directly into the post box wasn't working too well.

Things seem to be improving speed-wise now though.

The shock of the new skin and the resulting 473 "new skin sucks" threads must be what did it.

Fap · 01-29-2007, 03:02 PM

works fine for me on FF

reynold · 01-30-2007, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

And believe me, I've talked to several experts in the field, they all confirm that dinosaur shit did in fact move slower than snail shit, and we all know how slow snail shit moves.

We talkin' slowwwwwww.

I agree with the comparison.

stev0 · 01-30-2007, 01:10 AM

Jesus... you guys are in the online industry, upgrade your PCs

Maybe its a video card driver issue? Everything works fine for me.

Nysus · 01-30-2007, 01:20 AM

If I have normal amount of programs open then the GFY IE window is slow as fuck, agreed.

Fizzgig · 01-30-2007, 01:28 AM

It's going pretty fast for me.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-30-2007, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Am I the only person who isn't seeing any speed decreases at all?

I do have flashblock on... Does flash really slow the site down that much? I almost never run the embedded movies on any sites

dude i totally agree, fucking people complainging about gfy being slower then snails, fucking get rid of the 56k dialup and upgrade from windows 3.1 because my 1999 dell demension 3000 is running the board fine as fucking hell without a blip on the fucking radar, stop fucking whining jesus christ you guys are pathetic

gecko · 01-30-2007, 01:37 AM

no problems here

madawgz · 01-30-2007, 01:43 AM

its really fast here, no problems

TexasDreams · 01-30-2007, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

And believe me, I've talked to several experts in the field, they all confirm that dinosaur shit did in fact move slower than snail shit, and we all know how slow snail shit moves.

We talkin' slowwwwwww.

The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-30-2007, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

it never stops amazing me that people here call themselves webmasters all while thinking a color change and image change of the SAME theme is whats making the site load so slow...

smutguy · 01-30-2007, 07:52 AM

works fine for me on FF
but then again im not on dail up...lol

CDSmith · 01-30-2007, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

Guilty as charged then.

Say, does this have anything to do coincidentally or otherwise with the fact that Bill Gates was on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night?

That guy is up to something, I just know it.

CDSmith · 01-30-2007, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0

Jesus... you guys are in the online industry, upgrade your PCs

Maybe its a video card driver issue? Everything works fine for me.

Running a brand new dual core 2.6 ghz that does everything it's supposed to mindfuckingly fast.

Can't speak for anyone else.

I wasn't suggesting any particular reason for the slowdown, which by the way seems to have dissipated. Was merely reporting a noticeable slowdown on the board (while being my usual irresistably funny self in the process).

I should think the powers that be would want to know such things, and be aware of any problems the herd is experiencing. Call me crazy. :D

Cyndalie · 01-30-2007, 11:01 AM

It was really bad on Safari last night on my Mac where the thread backgrounds appeared transparent. Being on a different machine now I see a black background to the threads and seems to be working ok on the PC/IE .

Last night it was impossible though.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-30-2007, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

It was really bad on Safari last night on my Mac where the thread backgrounds appeared transparent. Being on a different machine now I see a black background to the threads and seems to be working ok on the PC/IE .

Last night it was impossible though.

thats because they changed the transparency ;)

ADL Colin · 01-30-2007, 11:24 AM

Speed is normal for me. I'm using FF. Is it an IE/FF thing?

germ · 01-30-2007, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

The problem was NOT with flash files, the design of the skin, or HushMoney. The problem was a major security flaw found in Internet Explorer versions 6 and 7. If only Microsoft would actually follow standards defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (http://www.w3.org) this would NOT have happened.

motherfucking owned!

stop using IE and all would be well :]

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