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VoodooMachine · 07-29-2002, 10:02 PM

Voodoo Spam

Theo · 07-29-2002, 10:03 PM

10th new sponsor of the day

Gary · 07-29-2002, 10:04 PM

Oh my

nocostporn · 07-29-2002, 10:08 PM

i know its not my concern but isnt it time to enforce the "you need 15 posts to start a thread" rule?

quiet · 07-29-2002, 10:10 PM

wow - this is getting weird.

dragonlady · 07-29-2002, 10:11 PM

GREAT first post!!!!

*sitting back, popping open can of brew*

Let the fun begin!!!

EscortBiz · 07-29-2002, 10:11 PM

great idea noc i wonnder if UBB has that feature

kmanrox · 07-29-2002, 10:12 PM

Morgan · 07-29-2002, 10:12 PM

What the fuck is this shit?? LOL.

redshift · 07-29-2002, 10:13 PM

GO AWAY !!!!

VoodooMachine · 07-29-2002, 10:14 PM

Hey, we just wanted to get the word out on the biggest & best webmaster resource available.

Any questions or concerns can be directed to [email protected]

E-van · 07-29-2002, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
What the fuck is this shit?? LOL.

Don't know bro, I'm too busy changing all my links to their program...

quiet · 07-29-2002, 10:15 PM

and always from Canada lately.

TheApostate · 07-29-2002, 10:16 PM

nice signature bro

oh yeah, the mouseovers on your post are a nice touch too

holy shit, is this a new record for spammers in one day?

nocostporn · 07-29-2002, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by VoodooMachine
Hey, we just wanted to get the word out on the biggest & best webmaster resource available.

Any questions or concerns can be directed to [email protected]

buy advertising space.. and for some reason I dont think you even own this program..whats with the referral code?

edmo · 07-29-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by VoodooMachine
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The Voodoo Magick Box works by simply attaching a pair of earclips to earlobes and turning the tiny unit on. The wearer will experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state.</font>

Sounds like electroconvulsive therapy if you ask me.

VoodooMachine · 07-29-2002, 10:22 PM

Tracking referals from the GFY.
You can signup without the referal code if you like, it won't bother me for a second. Just signup already.

This is the next 'Bumfights' Phenomenon.

playa · 07-29-2002, 10:23 PM

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World's First 'Digital Drug'... and it works!

Now i officially heard everything,, LOL

yys · 07-29-2002, 10:37 PM

I think you need to fix your sig before you get banned.

VoodooMachine · 07-29-2002, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
10th new sponsor of the day

Well, this is the only one that's going to make you any serious cash.

Signature changed.

yys · 07-29-2002, 10:41 PM

hehe, ok your listening.

I think you need to delete your post before you get banned.

Fucker puts his sig back. Can this guys account and bad mouth his prog for the next 2 years every time you see it mentioned.

quiet · 07-29-2002, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by VoodooMachine

Well, this is the only one that's going to make you any serious cash.

Signature changed.

aaahahahaha. you canadians.

mike503 · 07-29-2002, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by VoodooMachine
This is the next 'Bumfights' Phenomenon.

what, people doing stupid shit for money?

VoodooMachine · 07-29-2002, 10:48 PM

Thanks for the support, yys.

Theo · 07-29-2002, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VoodooMachine

Well, this is the only one that's going to make you any serious cash.

let's see first if it makes any money for you

Pornwolf · 07-29-2002, 11:01 PM

umm...

Gutterboy · 07-29-2002, 11:07 PM

Gee, I wonder how many potential liabilities someone inside the US promoting a "Digital Drug" which fucks with peoples brainwaves would face?

I'll start: If you call it a drug, lube up and bend over, because the FDA is going to be probing your large intestine in the near future.

For anyone who is interested, you can produce the same effect as this device by staring at a blank, whitewashed wall. Its called the Ganzfeld, or homogenized field, effect and is very well documented. When you present your mind with a bunch of sensory data that contains no specific sensory information it causes your brain to produce Alpha waves, which in turn produce the sort of effects this person claims his box causes. All you need to do is look at a blank white wall or sheet that completely fills your field of vision for long enough.

This is why the walls of the Buddha Hall's in Zen monestaries are painted blank white, and the meditators sit facing them.

Morgan · 07-29-2002, 11:10 PM

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This is the next 'Bumfights' Phenomenon.

I hope your selling DVD's cuz bumfights' spin off sites arent going to make shit off recurring sales.

Jak · 07-29-2002, 11:38 PM

I usually dig stuff like this but Voodoo guy...

Serious advice: If you're going to put customer quotes on your "buzz" page at least hire a writer to make them sound real. Those are some of the most fake sounding "testimonials" I've ever read.

Good luck with the machine. Sounds like fun but I'm gonna have to pass for now.

Jak

Amputate Your Head · 07-29-2002, 11:41 PM

mmmmmmm..... spammich!

TheFLY · 07-29-2002, 11:48 PM

Totally bizarre!!!

"Improve Memory and Concentration
Through regular use of the Voodoo Magick Box, cognitive processing may be visibly enhanced. The ability to recall information and accelerate learning also becomes easier as concentration and memory improve."

Damn how many volts are we talking here? What does this thing actually do? Pulse DC? What if I hook it up to my nads? How many people are going to die using this thing? I dunno it just seems wrong -- maybe I should attack few 9V batteries in series to my earlobes to see what happens to my vision LOL...

playa · 07-29-2002, 11:58 PM

this bullshit,, i can get the same feeling when i hold my breath for a very long time,

Gutterboy · 07-29-2002, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Totally bizarre!!!

You can do all manner of strange things by electronically manipulating the brain into producing a certain frequency of wave. Dunno if this box does what it claims, and the effects are exaggerated, but it is certainly possible to do.

http://www.coxnews.com/newsservice/c...N0621-COX.html

Have a read.

quiet · 07-30-2002, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

You can do all manner of strange things by electronically manipulating the brain into producing a certain frequency of wave. Dunno if this box does what it claims, but it is possible in practice.

http://www.coxnews.com/newsservice/c...N0621-COX.html

Have a read.

personally, i enjoy electroshock therapy for the ol' schizophrenia.

VoodooMachine · 07-30-2002, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

You can do all manner of strange things by electronically manipulating the brain into producing a certain frequency of wave. Dunno if this box does what it claims, and the effects are exaggerated, but it is certainly possible to do.

The effects aren't exagerrated. This technology has been around for decades... we're just bringing it to the masses for personal use.

Has anyone ever heard of the 'Dr. Ho' electronic muscle machine. I'm sure there has been millions of skeptics, but now you see these on every paid for tv commercial. Voodoo Machine is just the next step in electronic relaxation and recreational therapy.

ThorsHammer · 07-30-2002, 07:52 AM

Rememeber, you saw it here first! <g>

Muffy · 07-30-2002, 08:17 AM

I think that it looks creepy...I am scared

hyper · 07-30-2002, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by VoodooMachine
Voodoo Spam

yes it is lol

07-29-2002, 10:02 PM	#1
VoodooMachine Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 49	New Webmaster Program Launches with Huge Success Voodoo Spam __________________ <A HREF="http://www.voodoomachines.com"><IMG SRC="http://voodoo.griprod.com/voodoomachine03.gif" BORDER=0 ><BR><B>www.VoodooMachine.com - The World's First Digital Drug</B></A><BR>Webmaster Program Just Launched - Signup Now!</P> Last edited by Lensman; 07-30-2002 at 12:11 AM..

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dragonlady Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 322	GREAT first post!!!! sitting back, popping open can of brew Let the fun begin!!!

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07-29-2002, 10:14 PM	#11
VoodooMachine Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 49	Hey, we just wanted to get the word out on the biggest & best webmaster resource available. Any questions or concerns can be directed to [email protected] __________________ <A HREF="http://www.voodoomachines.com"><IMG SRC="http://voodoo.griprod.com/voodoomachine03.gif" BORDER=0 ><BR><B>www.VoodooMachine.com - The World's First Digital Drug</B></A><BR>Webmaster Program Just Launched - Signup Now!</P>

07-29-2002, 10:15 PM	#13
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	and always from Canada lately. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

07-29-2002, 10:16 PM	#14
TheApostate Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 589	nice signature bro oh yeah, the mouseovers on your post are a nice touch too holy shit, is this a new record for spammers in one day? Last edited by TheApostate; 07-29-2002 at 10:17 PM..

07-29-2002, 10:22 PM	#17
VoodooMachine Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 49	Tracking referals from the GFY. You can signup without the referal code if you like, it won't bother me for a second. Just signup already. This is the next 'Bumfights' Phenomenon. __________________ <A HREF="http://www.voodoomachines.com"><IMG SRC="http://voodoo.griprod.com/voodoomachine03.gif" BORDER=0 ><BR><B>www.VoodooMachine.com - The World's First Digital Drug</B></A><BR>Webmaster Program Just Launched - Signup Now!</P>

07-29-2002, 10:37 PM	#19
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	I think you need to fix your sig before you get banned.

07-29-2002, 10:41 PM	#21
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	hehe, ok your listening. I think you need to delete your post before you get banned. Fucker puts his sig back. Can this guys account and bad mouth his prog for the next 2 years every time you see it mentioned. Last edited by yys; 07-29-2002 at 10:43 PM..

07-29-2002, 10:48 PM	#24
VoodooMachine Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 49	Thanks for the support, yys. __________________ <A HREF="http://www.voodoomachines.com"><IMG SRC="http://voodoo.griprod.com/voodoomachine03.gif" BORDER=0 ><BR><B>www.VoodooMachine.com - The World's First Digital Drug</B></A><BR>Webmaster Program Just Launched - Signup Now!</P>

07-29-2002, 11:01 PM	#26
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	umm...

07-29-2002, 11:07 PM	#27
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Gee, I wonder how many potential liabilities someone inside the US promoting a "Digital Drug" which fucks with peoples brainwaves would face? I'll start: If you call it a drug, lube up and bend over, because the FDA is going to be probing your large intestine in the near future. For anyone who is interested, you can produce the same effect as this device by staring at a blank, whitewashed wall. Its called the Ganzfeld, or homogenized field, effect and is very well documented. When you present your mind with a bunch of sensory data that contains no specific sensory information it causes your brain to produce Alpha waves, which in turn produce the sort of effects this person claims his box causes. All you need to do is look at a blank white wall or sheet that completely fills your field of vision for long enough. This is why the walls of the Buddha Hall's in Zen monestaries are painted blank white, and the meditators sit facing them. Last edited by Gutterboy; 07-29-2002 at 11:24 PM..

07-29-2002, 11:38 PM	#29
Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	I usually dig stuff like this but Voodoo guy... Serious advice: If you're going to put customer quotes on your "buzz" page at least hire a writer to make them sound real. Those are some of the most fake sounding "testimonials" I've ever read. Good luck with the machine. Sounds like fun but I'm gonna have to pass for now. Jak

07-29-2002, 11:41 PM	#30
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	mmmmmmm..... spammich!

07-29-2002, 11:48 PM	#31
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Totally bizarre!!! "Improve Memory and Concentration Through regular use of the Voodoo Magick Box, cognitive processing may be visibly enhanced. The ability to recall information and accelerate learning also becomes easier as concentration and memory improve." Damn how many volts are we talking here? What does this thing actually do? Pulse DC? What if I hook it up to my nads? How many people are going to die using this thing? I dunno it just seems wrong -- maybe I should attack few 9V batteries in series to my earlobes to see what happens to my vision LOL...

07-29-2002, 11:58 PM	#32
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	this bullshit,, i can get the same feeling when i hold my breath for a very long time,

07-30-2002, 07:52 AM	#36
ThorsHammer Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Pompano, FL US Posts: 67	Rememeber, you saw it here first! <g>

07-30-2002, 08:17 AM	#37
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