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VoodooMachine 07-29-2002 10:02 PM

New Webmaster Program Launches with Huge Success
 
Voodoo Spam

Theo 07-29-2002 10:03 PM

10th new sponsor of the day

Gary 07-29-2002 10:04 PM

Oh my

nocostporn 07-29-2002 10:08 PM

i know its not my concern but isnt it time to enforce the "you need 15 posts to start a thread" rule?

quiet 07-29-2002 10:10 PM

wow - this is getting weird.

dragonlady 07-29-2002 10:11 PM

GREAT first post!!!!

*sitting back, popping open can of brew*

Let the fun begin!!!

:321GFY

EscortBiz 07-29-2002 10:11 PM

great idea noc i wonnder if UBB has that feature

kmanrox 07-29-2002 10:12 PM

http://kmanrox.com/gfy/spam.jpg

Morgan 07-29-2002 10:12 PM

What the fuck is this shit?? LOL.

redshift 07-29-2002 10:13 PM

GO AWAY !!!!

VoodooMachine 07-29-2002 10:14 PM

Hey, we just wanted to get the word out on the biggest & best webmaster resource available.

Any questions or concerns can be directed to [email protected]

E-van 07-29-2002 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
What the fuck is this shit?? LOL.
Don't know bro, I'm too busy changing all my links to their program... :1orglaugh

quiet 07-29-2002 10:15 PM

and always from Canada lately.

TheApostate 07-29-2002 10:16 PM

nice signature bro :thumbsup :1orglaugh

oh yeah, the mouseovers on your post are a nice touch too



holy shit, is this a new record for spammers in one day?

nocostporn 07-29-2002 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VoodooMachine
Hey, we just wanted to get the word out on the biggest & best webmaster resource available.

Any questions or concerns can be directed to [email protected]


buy advertising space.. and for some reason I dont think you even own this program..whats with the referral code?

edmo 07-29-2002 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VoodooMachine
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The Voodoo Magick Box works by simply attaching a pair of earclips to earlobes and turning the tiny unit on. The wearer will experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state.</font>

Sounds like electroconvulsive therapy if you ask me.
http://faculty.mc3.edu/bfriedman/electro.gif

VoodooMachine 07-29-2002 10:22 PM

Tracking referals from the GFY.
You can signup without the referal code if you like, it won't bother me for a second. Just signup already.

This is the next 'Bumfights' Phenomenon.

playa 07-29-2002 10:23 PM

Quote:

World's First 'Digital Drug'... and it works!
Now i officially heard everything,, LOL

yys 07-29-2002 10:37 PM

I think you need to fix your sig before you get banned. :)

VoodooMachine 07-29-2002 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
10th new sponsor of the day
Well, this is the only one that's going to make you any serious cash.

Signature changed. :thumbsup

yys 07-29-2002 10:41 PM

hehe, ok your listening.


I think you need to delete your post before you get banned. :)


Fucker puts his sig back. Can this guys account and bad mouth his prog for the next 2 years every time you see it mentioned. :321GFY

quiet 07-29-2002 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VoodooMachine


Well, this is the only one that's going to make you any serious cash.

Signature changed. :thumbsup

aaahahahaha. you canadians.

mike503 07-29-2002 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VoodooMachine
This is the next 'Bumfights' Phenomenon.
what, people doing stupid shit for money?

VoodooMachine 07-29-2002 10:48 PM

Thanks for the support, yys.
:1orglaugh

Theo 07-29-2002 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VoodooMachine


Well, this is the only one that's going to make you any serious cash.

let's see first if it makes any money for you

Pornwolf 07-29-2002 11:01 PM

umm...

Gutterboy 07-29-2002 11:07 PM

Gee, I wonder how many potential liabilities someone inside the US promoting a "Digital Drug" which fucks with peoples brainwaves would face?

I'll start: If you call it a drug, lube up and bend over, because the FDA is going to be probing your large intestine in the near future.

For anyone who is interested, you can produce the same effect as this device by staring at a blank, whitewashed wall. Its called the Ganzfeld, or homogenized field, effect and is very well documented. When you present your mind with a bunch of sensory data that contains no specific sensory information it causes your brain to produce Alpha waves, which in turn produce the sort of effects this person claims his box causes. All you need to do is look at a blank white wall or sheet that completely fills your field of vision for long enough.

This is why the walls of the Buddha Hall's in Zen monestaries are painted blank white, and the meditators sit facing them.

Morgan 07-29-2002 11:10 PM

Quote:


This is the next 'Bumfights' Phenomenon.

I hope your selling DVD's cuz bumfights' spin off sites arent going to make shit off recurring sales.:2 cents:

Jak 07-29-2002 11:38 PM

I usually dig stuff like this but Voodoo guy...

Serious advice: If you're going to put customer quotes on your "buzz" page at least hire a writer to make them sound real. Those are some of the most fake sounding "testimonials" I've ever read.

Good luck with the machine. Sounds like fun but I'm gonna have to pass for now.

Jak

Amputate Your Head 07-29-2002 11:41 PM

mmmmmmm..... spammich!

TheFLY 07-29-2002 11:48 PM

Totally bizarre!!!

"Improve Memory and Concentration
Through regular use of the Voodoo Magick Box, cognitive processing may be visibly enhanced. The ability to recall information and accelerate learning also becomes easier as concentration and memory improve."

Damn how many volts are we talking here? What does this thing actually do? Pulse DC? What if I hook it up to my nads? How many people are going to die using this thing? I dunno it just seems wrong -- maybe I should attack few 9V batteries in series to my earlobes to see what happens to my vision LOL...

playa 07-29-2002 11:58 PM

this bullshit,, i can get the same feeling when i hold my breath for a very long time,

Gutterboy 07-29-2002 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Totally bizarre!!!

You can do all manner of strange things by electronically manipulating the brain into producing a certain frequency of wave. Dunno if this box does what it claims, and the effects are exaggerated, but it is certainly possible to do.

http://www.coxnews.com/newsservice/c...N0621-COX.html

Have a read.

quiet 07-30-2002 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy


You can do all manner of strange things by electronically manipulating the brain into producing a certain frequency of wave. Dunno if this box does what it claims, but it is possible in practice.

http://www.coxnews.com/newsservice/c...N0621-COX.html

Have a read.

personally, i enjoy electroshock therapy for the ol' schizophrenia.

VoodooMachine 07-30-2002 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy


You can do all manner of strange things by electronically manipulating the brain into producing a certain frequency of wave. Dunno if this box does what it claims, and the effects are exaggerated, but it is certainly possible to do.

The effects aren't exagerrated. This technology has been around for decades... we're just bringing it to the masses for personal use.

Has anyone ever heard of the 'Dr. Ho' electronic muscle machine. I'm sure there has been millions of skeptics, but now you see these on every paid for tv commercial. Voodoo Machine is just the next step in electronic relaxation and recreational therapy.

ThorsHammer 07-30-2002 07:52 AM

Rememeber, you saw it here first! <g>

Muffy 07-30-2002 08:17 AM

I think that it looks creepy...I am scared :helpme

hyper 07-30-2002 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VoodooMachine
Voodoo Spam
yes it is lol


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