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Wolfy · 01-23-2007, 05:33 PM

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. . . . The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try different tactic.

He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have. ?A martini, please." Again it was superb.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool . . .

Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . 'bout 50." The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

jeffrey · 01-23-2007, 05:48 PM

lol, nice.

Wolfy · 01-23-2007, 07:15 PM

sniperwolf · 01-23-2007, 09:37 PM

hehe...pretty cool political joke lol
reminds me of gore.. I watch this documentary. and damn this guy is really concerned not only in the present but future generations..

Doctor Dre · 01-23-2007, 09:50 PM

hahahhahahaha
This one can be used in many different cases

Great one

tony286 · 01-23-2007, 10:44 PM

Actually the people interested in Hilary are probably much better read than W supporters

martinsc · 01-23-2007, 10:47 PM

madawgz · 01-23-2007, 11:36 PM

haha

reynold · 01-23-2007, 11:42 PM

That robot knows current issues! What an intelligent robot.

VeriSexy · 01-24-2007, 12:00 AM

calibra · 01-24-2007, 12:02 AM

Wolfy · 01-24-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Actually the people interested in ***** are probably much better read than **** supporters

Oh, the old "insert a name here and here" thing. Nice work, genius!

Z · 01-24-2007, 03:49 PM

Fuckin' cunt...if they actually end up nominating and running that soulless bitch, I will seriously consider renouncing my US citizenship. If she gets elected, I will.

I'm sure there will be several countries that will accept a political asylum plea for citizenship if that were to happen.

Wolfy · 01-24-2007, 08:10 PM

I was considering hitching a ride on a Vogon cruiser

edgeprod · 01-24-2007, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

Actually the people interested in Hilary are probably much better read than W supporters

Man, you are SO right. In fact, they'd have to be REALLY dumb to think a guy can get elected to a third term!

Amusingly, I heard this joke 2 years ago, when the punchline was, "So, are you going to vote for BUSH again?"

Fizzgig · 01-25-2007, 02:13 AM

According to South Park the choice is always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. The important thing is that you vote.

Wolfy · 01-25-2007, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

According to South Park the choice is always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. The important thing is that you vote.

nice :D

Lazonby · 01-25-2007, 07:59 AM

Obama or Hillary - what a choice. Hope you don't mind your grandchildren all speaking Arabic.

Nice joke btw.

01-23-2007, 05:33 PM	#1
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	Hi Tech Bar A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please". The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. . . . The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have. ?A martini, please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool . . . Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . 'bout 50." The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

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sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	hehe...pretty cool political joke lol reminds me of gore.. I watch this documentary. and damn this guy is really concerned not only in the present but future generations.. __________________ ~Accepting design works~ Last edited by sniperwolf; 01-23-2007 at 09:38 PM..

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Fuckin' cunt...if they actually end up nominating and running that soulless bitch, I will seriously consider renouncing my US citizenship. If she gets elected, I will. I'm sure there will be several countries that will accept a political asylum plea for citizenship if that were to happen.

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Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	According to South Park the choice is always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. The important thing is that you vote. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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Lazonby Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,262	Obama or Hillary - what a choice. Hope you don't mind your grandchildren all speaking Arabic. Nice joke btw.