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  • Wolfy
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3574

    #1

    Hi Tech Bar

    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

    The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

    The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. . . . The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try different tactic.

    He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have. ?A martini, please." Again it was superb.


    The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool . . .

    Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . 'bout 50." The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
  • jeffrey
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1864

    #2
    lol, nice.
    Coming Soon!

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    • Wolfy
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 3574

      #3

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      • sniperwolf
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Mar 2005
        • 17743

        #4
        hehe...pretty cool political joke lol
        reminds me of gore.. I watch this documentary. and damn this guy is really concerned not only in the present but future generations..
        Last edited by sniperwolf; 01-23-2007, 07:38 PM.
        ~Accepting design works~

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          hahahhahahaha
          This one can be used in many different cases Great one
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            Actually the people interested in Hilary are probably much better read than W supporters

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            • martinsc
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jun 2005
              • 27047

              #7
              Make Money

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              • madawgz
                8.8.8.8
                • Mar 2006
                • 30509

                #8
                haha
                TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  That robot knows current issues! What an intelligent robot.

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                  • VeriSexy
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 25463

                    #10
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                    • calibra
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 4357

                      #11

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                      • Wolfy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3574

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tony404
                        Actually the people interested in ***** are probably much better read than **** supporters
                        Oh, the old "insert a name here and here" thing. Nice work, genius!

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                        • Z
                          Vidi Vici Veni
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 6308

                          #13
                          Fuckin' cunt...if they actually end up nominating and running that soulless bitch, I will seriously consider renouncing my US citizenship. If she gets elected, I will.

                          I'm sure there will be several countries that will accept a political asylum plea for citizenship if that were to happen.

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                          • Wolfy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 3574

                            #14
                            I was considering hitching a ride on a Vogon cruiser

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                            • edgeprod
                              Permanently Gone
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 10019

                              #15
                              Originally posted by tony404
                              Actually the people interested in Hilary are probably much better read than W supporters
                              Man, you are SO right. In fact, they'd have to be REALLY dumb to think a guy can get elected to a third term!

                              Amusingly, I heard this joke 2 years ago, when the punchline was, "So, are you going to vote for BUSH again?"

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                              • Fizzgig
                                Registered User
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 9649

                                #16



                                According to South Park the choice is always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. The important thing is that you vote.
                                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                • Wolfy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3574

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Fizzgig



                                  According to South Park the choice is always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. The important thing is that you vote.
                                  nice :D

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                                  • Lazonby
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 2262

                                    #18
                                    Obama or Hillary - what a choice. Hope you don't mind your grandchildren all speaking Arabic.


                                    Nice joke btw.

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