Memories from an ugly child (funny read) - GoFuckYourself.com

molly_ca · 01-24-2007, 10:33 AM

Some funny shit I received today. It was in Spanish so I don't know if you'll like it.

When I was born doctor said mom: We did all we could but ... he is still alive.

My mother didn't know if take me or the placenta home.

Since I was premature child I was put in a incubator, but it had polarized glass.

My father had the picture of the child that come with the wallet in it instead of mine.

Soon I realized my parents hated me since my bath toys were a radio and a electric toaster.

Once I got lost. I ask a policemen if we were going to find my parents and he said: "I don't know, they can be hidden anywhere".

Once I was run over by a truck, since that day, I look much better.

I worked in a Pet Shop, everyone asked how much did I cost.

One day a girl called me and said "come now, there's nobody at home" when I arrived... there was nobody at home.

A psychiatrist told me I was crazy, i told him: I want to hear a second opinion then, he said: ok, you are crazy .... and ugly too.

When I was about to jump from a 50th floor, somebody sent a priest to talk to me, all he said was: Ready, steady , ......

My father's last will was there i sit on his lap. He was condemned to death on the electric chair.

BoyAlley · 01-24-2007, 10:51 AM

molly_ca · 01-24-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You gotta get used to Latin sense of humor.

4Man · 01-24-2007, 11:31 AM

Those are the memories ............hehe

Nismo · 01-24-2007, 12:23 PM

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01-24-2007, 10:33 AM	#1
molly_ca Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm living in a tropical paradise -6hrs GMT (try to guess) Posts: 97	Memories from an ugly child (funny read) Some funny shit I received today. It was in Spanish so I don't know if you'll like it. When I was born doctor said mom: We did all we could but ... he is still alive. My mother didn't know if take me or the placenta home. Since I was premature child I was put in a incubator, but it had polarized glass. My father had the picture of the child that come with the wallet in it instead of mine. Soon I realized my parents hated me since my bath toys were a radio and a electric toaster. Once I got lost. I ask a policemen if we were going to find my parents and he said: "I don't know, they can be hidden anywhere". Once I was run over by a truck, since that day, I look much better. I worked in a Pet Shop, everyone asked how much did I cost. One day a girl called me and said "come now, there's nobody at home" when I arrived... there was nobody at home. A psychiatrist told me I was crazy, i told him: I want to hear a second opinion then, he said: ok, you are crazy .... and ugly too. When I was about to jump from a 50th floor, somebody sent a priest to talk to me, all he said was: Ready, steady , ...... My father's last will was there i sit on his lap. He was condemned to death on the electric chair. __________________

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