Memories from an ugly child (funny read)
 

Some funny shit I received today. It was in Spanish so I don't know if you'll like it.


When I was born doctor said mom: We did all we could but ... he is still alive.

My mother didn't know if take me or the placenta home.

Since I was premature child I was put in a incubator, but it had polarized glass.

My father had the picture of the child that come with the wallet in it instead of mine.

Soon I realized my parents hated me since my bath toys were a radio and a electric toaster.

Once I got lost. I ask a policemen if we were going to find my parents and he said: "I don't know, they can be hidden anywhere".

Once I was run over by a truck, since that day, I look much better.

I worked in a Pet Shop, everyone asked how much did I cost.

One day a girl called me and said "come now, there's nobody at home" when I arrived... there was nobody at home.

A psychiatrist told me I was crazy, i told him: I want to hear a second opinion then, he said: ok, you are crazy .... and ugly too.

When I was about to jump from a 50th floor, somebody sent a priest to talk to me, all he said was: Ready, steady , ......

My father's last will was there i sit on his lap. He was condemned to death on the electric chair.

You gotta get used to Latin sense of humor.

Those are the memories ............hehe

Please learn English, then re-type those.

and yep. Right - o