Offering consulting work - $9,999 min - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 01-23-2007, 07:53 AM

You will immediately see that I am offering a WAY cheaper service than Will. Fuck him, he's just trying to gank you.

So anyway, heres the deal.

(This offer only open to sponsors who have offices in decent cities, like LA or Miami or Amsterdam.)

You will pay me 9,999 bucks, and fly me and some ho out to your offices.

I will spend three days telling you how much your shit sucks.

The end.

Hit me up.

WiredGuy · 01-23-2007, 07:54 AM

I'll do the same for 9,998.
WG

jimthefiend · 01-23-2007, 07:55 AM

$9,997...

DaddyHalbucks · 01-23-2007, 08:00 AM

Jim,

You are a bad boy.

MrChips · 01-23-2007, 08:03 AM

I heard someone say once....
"If you cant do it - teach it".

Unlegendary Lara · 01-23-2007, 08:07 AM

Wills stuff isnt worth 5 magic beans

JFK · 01-23-2007, 08:15 AM

Fucking Cheap Hoe's, I would have stuck to 10001 as my service is better

The Hotness · 01-23-2007, 08:16 AM

lol! i love it

jimthefiend · 01-23-2007, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Fucking Cheap Hoe's, I would have stuck to 10001 as my service is better

1 dollar is a lot of money man. You sure you're worth that much more than Will?

01-23-2007, 07:53 AM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Offering consulting work - $9,999 min You will immediately see that I am offering a WAY cheaper service than Will. Fuck him, he's just trying to gank you. So anyway, heres the deal. (This offer only open to sponsors who have offices in decent cities, like LA or Miami or Amsterdam.) You will pay me 9,999 bucks, and fly me and some ho out to your offices. I will spend three days telling you how much your shit sucks. The end. Hit me up.

01-23-2007, 07:54 AM	#2
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,497	I'll do the same for 9,998. WG __________________ I play with Google.

01-23-2007, 08:00 AM	#4
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01-23-2007, 08:07 AM	#6
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01-23-2007, 08:15 AM	#7
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01-23-2007, 07:55 AM	#3
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	$9,997...

01-23-2007, 08:03 AM	#5
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	I heard someone say once.... "If you cant do it - teach it".

01-23-2007, 08:16 AM	#8
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