what's the hardest/worst and best/coolest job youve ever had? - GoFuckYourself.com

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-21-2007, 05:49 PM

For me one of the hardest and coolest was the same job... When I was a teenager I worked in a haunted house 2 Halloweens in a row. It starts up a month or so before and ends at Halloween, which is right around the time the weather starts going wacky in TX, so the first couple of weeks, it would be so fucking hot, in the costumes and everything, then the next couple of weeks you'd freeze. It was pretty hard work and physically demanding. You are constantly moving from one hiding spot to another, or following people in secret passages to "get the scare" and then you have to make it back to a certain place to catch the next group. It's a good work out! I don't think I've ever been so tired at the end of a work day.

Mentally it was interesting as well. You can usually see a group before they come so you plan out each scare and time it just right and choose the best way of scaring each person based on where you are and what props you have in the room with you. You also have to learn how to basically navigate the entire lay out of the structure with your eyes closed. You have to know the fastest way from every point A to every point B, and do it all without letting anyone see you! It's a lot of fun but a lot of hard work.

Dirty F · 01-21-2007, 05:50 PM

I got a real nice handjob yesterday.

escorpio · 01-21-2007, 06:25 PM

worst
Taxi dispatcher - you take nothing but shit from customers and drivers

best
Production Assistant for Slash's Snakepit - sex, drugs and rock n roll

baddog · 01-21-2007, 06:28 PM

When I was 18 I was one of 2 guys working with 400 women.

That was fun.

madawgz · 01-21-2007, 06:36 PM

worst job i ever did was move boxes at zellers

Grapesoda · 01-21-2007, 06:38 PM

shooting pussy covers all of that . .

Sambo · 01-21-2007, 06:41 PM

I worked in this crazy pub for a while - it was a massive punch up from the moment it opened to the moment it closed.

Everything was attached to the floor with bolts - plastic glasses only and no bottles over the bar or they killed each other with them.

We had beer pumps that didn't get turned off for a whole 12 hour shift with 30 + bar staff on at all times - it was fucking crazy, but great fun.

wyldworx · 01-21-2007, 06:48 PM

When I left school, over 10 years agpo now, my first job was in animation, that was cool. Since then I have worked in a whole range of industries including construction and most recently real estate. This industry, being part of what I call the entertainment industry, is one I always return to, and I derive my best work. I have only been at this a couple of months, but would say that it is peachy as. I have a shitload to learn, and that is the beauty of it, it is forever interesting!

Hollywood376 · 01-21-2007, 10:41 PM

hardest - cutting tobacco

coolest - working for the Howard Stern Show

Spunky · 01-21-2007, 10:48 PM

Sharpening saw blades for mills..some of them were 6' round and difficult to mount on the machines

MattO · 01-21-2007, 10:51 PM

Shittiest: Delivering pizzas to the ghetto.

Coolest: Private investigator doing surveillance of celebs and rich folks in NYC.

OY · 01-21-2007, 10:52 PM

Worst: Cleaning out old oil barrels for two weeks in a row as a mid-tenager. It fucking sucked, but paid.

Best: What I am now.

jakethedog · 01-21-2007, 10:56 PM

Hardest: this one ..
Best: I owned a backcountry snowcat snowboard operation ..and guided clients through endless miles of fresh backcountry powder all day every day ..

aztecboi2003 · 01-21-2007, 11:08 PM

Running the debarker at a mill, I really enjoyed that.

GAMEFINEST · 01-21-2007, 11:30 PM

working at mcdonalds when i was 16...burned myself couple of times .....

he-fox · 01-21-2007, 11:38 PM

worst: owning a food processing company.
best: webmastering

tony286 · 01-21-2007, 11:42 PM

worse: working on the line in a gm plant
Coolest: Designing wine cellars

PAR · 01-22-2007, 12:10 AM

worst.. working at a tree farm one summer in high school..
Best.. What I do now
coolest.. anything in adult.. the parties are some of the best I have ever been to... the people are, for the most part great. we get paid to look at naked chicks, drink amd fly around the world.. what else could you ask for.

RawAlex · 01-22-2007, 12:12 AM

Best and worst job was the same: DJ in a strip club. Long hours, tons of bitchy, bitchy dancers that don't want to go on stage, can't show up on time, don't like the music, don't like the lights, demanding bosses and a werd deal about living your entire day in 3 minute increments. Very strange feeling.

It was also the best because, well, I worked in a strip club

calibra · 01-22-2007, 12:21 AM

Worst: worked in Burger King for a month when in high school (hell, I still don't know why the fuck I applied for that job)

Best: I used to purchase handicrafts from Indonesia. I loved those awesome four weeks business trips to Bali.

notabook · 01-22-2007, 12:29 AM

Worst: Satellite Receiver Repair
Hardest: Cutting Sugar Cane
Best: Video Archivist (minus online work)
Coolest: Scoreboard Operator

dissipate · 01-22-2007, 12:39 AM

Hardest: US Marine
Coolest: Central American Smut Lord

Madame0120 · 01-22-2007, 05:11 AM

My favorite job of all time was when I was Coat Check girl in a small Itallian resturant in Great Neck, LI. All the bookies ate there, and treated me like Family, tipped stupid, and gave me shots of grappa.

Vick! · 01-22-2007, 07:41 AM

I never had a job untill now ..

Danny B · 01-22-2007, 08:06 AM

Hardest: Being a waiter in a not so cool restaurant with really uncool guests.

Coolest job before i started working for the coolest adultcompany, was working for a company called United Dance Company.

They organise huge events like Dancevalley!

Now imagine me standing on that stage as stagemanager! good stuff man!

Phoenix · 01-22-2007, 08:20 AM

worst: a paint factory...hot as fuck..and it smelled...hard labour as well.

Best: no job is good until you are your own boss

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-22-2007, 11:01 AM

damn, you people have had some pretty crazy jobs. I know someone has crazy job stories, lets hear them!

01-21-2007, 05:49 PM	#1
Ayla_SquareTurtle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting Posts: 3,550	what's the hardest/worst and best/coolest job youve ever had? For me one of the hardest and coolest was the same job... When I was a teenager I worked in a haunted house 2 Halloweens in a row. It starts up a month or so before and ends at Halloween, which is right around the time the weather starts going wacky in TX, so the first couple of weeks, it would be so fucking hot, in the costumes and everything, then the next couple of weeks you'd freeze. It was pretty hard work and physically demanding. You are constantly moving from one hiding spot to another, or following people in secret passages to "get the scare" and then you have to make it back to a certain place to catch the next group. It's a good work out! I don't think I've ever been so tired at the end of a work day. Mentally it was interesting as well. You can usually see a group before they come so you plan out each scare and time it just right and choose the best way of scaring each person based on where you are and what props you have in the room with you. You also have to learn how to basically navigate the entire lay out of the structure with your eyes closed. You have to know the fastest way from every point A to every point B, and do it all without letting anyone see you! It's a lot of fun but a lot of hard work. __________________ gone. long gone. aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

01-21-2007, 06:25 PM	#3
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,189	worst Taxi dispatcher - you take nothing but shit from customers and drivers best Production Assistant for Slash's Snakepit - sex, drugs and rock n roll __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	worst job i ever did was move boxes at zellers __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

01-21-2007, 10:41 PM	#9
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01-21-2007, 10:48 PM	#10
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,947	Sharpening saw blades for mills..some of them were 6' round and difficult to mount on the machines __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

01-21-2007, 05:50 PM	#2
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I got a real nice handjob yesterday.

01-21-2007, 06:28 PM	#4
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	When I was 18 I was one of 2 guys working with 400 women. That was fun.

01-21-2007, 06:38 PM	#6
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	shooting pussy covers all of that . .

01-21-2007, 06:41 PM	#7
Sambo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,187	I worked in this crazy pub for a while - it was a massive punch up from the moment it opened to the moment it closed. Everything was attached to the floor with bolts - plastic glasses only and no bottles over the bar or they killed each other with them. We had beer pumps that didn't get turned off for a whole 12 hour shift with 30 + bar staff on at all times - it was fucking crazy, but great fun.

01-21-2007, 06:48 PM	#8
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	When I left school, over 10 years agpo now, my first job was in animation, that was cool. Since then I have worked in a whole range of industries including construction and most recently real estate. This industry, being part of what I call the entertainment industry, is one I always return to, and I derive my best work. I have only been at this a couple of months, but would say that it is peachy as. I have a shitload to learn, and that is the beauty of it, it is forever interesting!

01-21-2007, 10:51 PM	#11
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Shittiest: Delivering pizzas to the ghetto. Coolest: Private investigator doing surveillance of celebs and rich folks in NYC.

01-21-2007, 10:52 PM	#12
OY Industry Pioneer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA/EU/ASIA Posts: 5,401	Worst: Cleaning out old oil barrels for two weeks in a row as a mid-tenager. It fucking sucked, but paid. Best: What I am now. __________________ Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within! Last edited by OY; 01-21-2007 at 10:54 PM..

01-21-2007, 10:56 PM	#13
jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	Hardest: this one .. Best: I owned a backcountry snowcat snowboard operation ..and guided clients through endless miles of fresh backcountry powder all day every day .. __________________ No sig .. just me

01-21-2007, 11:08 PM	#14
aztecboi2003 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Marysville,Wa Posts: 1,155	Running the debarker at a mill, I really enjoyed that. __________________ Smoking Girl Fetish Petite Ashley

01-21-2007, 11:30 PM	#15
GAMEFINEST Make STACK$ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: sexy time Posts: 14,439	working at mcdonalds when i was 16...burned myself couple of times ..... __________________ Compound interest.

01-21-2007, 11:38 PM	#16
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	worst: owning a food processing company. best: webmastering

01-21-2007, 11:42 PM	#17
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	worse: working on the line in a gm plant Coolest: Designing wine cellars

01-22-2007, 12:10 AM	#18
PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,835	worst.. working at a tree farm one summer in high school.. Best.. What I do now coolest.. anything in adult.. the parties are some of the best I have ever been to... the people are, for the most part great. we get paid to look at naked chicks, drink amd fly around the world.. what else could you ask for.

01-22-2007, 12:12 AM	#19
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	Best and worst job was the same: DJ in a strip club. Long hours, tons of bitchy, bitchy dancers that don't want to go on stage, can't show up on time, don't like the music, don't like the lights, demanding bosses and a werd deal about living your entire day in 3 minute increments. Very strange feeling. It was also the best because, well, I worked in a strip club

01-22-2007, 12:21 AM	#20
calibra Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4,357	Worst: worked in Burger King for a month when in high school (hell, I still don't know why the fuck I applied for that job) Best: I used to purchase handicrafts from Indonesia. I loved those awesome four weeks business trips to Bali. __________________ GetCyberCash.com

01-22-2007, 12:29 AM	#21
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Worst: Satellite Receiver Repair Hardest: Cutting Sugar Cane Best: Video Archivist (minus online work) Coolest: Scoreboard Operator __________________

01-22-2007, 12:39 AM	#22
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	Hardest: US Marine Coolest: Central American Smut Lord

01-22-2007, 05:11 AM	#23
Madame0120 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In my own lil World Posts: 1,227	My favorite job of all time was when I was Coat Check girl in a small Itallian resturant in Great Neck, LI. All the bookies ate there, and treated me like Family, tipped stupid, and gave me shots of grappa. __________________ Try Something New! Teasing Bucks Mistress Always Wins!

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Vick! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 20 00'24.00" N, 75 09'00.00 W Posts: 6,882	I never had a job untill now .. __________________ Affordable Quality Web Hosting

01-22-2007, 08:06 AM	#25
Danny B Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,423	Hardest: Being a waiter in a not so cool restaurant with really uncool guests. Coolest job before i started working for the coolest adultcompany, was working for a company called United Dance Company. They organise huge events like Dancevalley! Now imagine me standing on that stage as stagemanager! good stuff man! __________________ Danny B ICQ: 407485488 SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

01-22-2007, 08:20 AM	#26
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,465	worst: a paint factory...hot as fuck..and it smelled...hard labour as well. Best: no job is good until you are your own boss __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

01-22-2007, 11:01 AM	#27
Ayla_SquareTurtle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting Posts: 3,550	damn, you people have had some pretty crazy jobs. I know someone has crazy job stories, lets hear them! __________________ gone. long gone. aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com