what's the hardest/worst and best/coolest job youve ever had?
 

For me one of the hardest and coolest was the same job... When I was a teenager I worked in a haunted house 2 Halloweens in a row. It starts up a month or so before and ends at Halloween, which is right around the time the weather starts going wacky in TX, so the first couple of weeks, it would be so fucking hot, in the costumes and everything, then the next couple of weeks you'd freeze. It was pretty hard work and physically demanding. You are constantly moving from one hiding spot to another, or following people in secret passages to "get the scare" and then you have to make it back to a certain place to catch the next group. It's a good work out! I don't think I've ever been so tired at the end of a work day.

Mentally it was interesting as well. You can usually see a group before they come so you plan out each scare and time it just right and choose the best way of scaring each person based on where you are and what props you have in the room with you. You also have to learn how to basically navigate the entire lay out of the structure with your eyes closed. You have to know the fastest way from every point A to every point B, and do it all without letting anyone see you! It's a lot of fun but a lot of hard work.

I got a real nice handjob yesterday.

worst
Taxi dispatcher - you take nothing but shit from customers and drivers

best
Production Assistant for Slash's Snakepit - sex, drugs and rock n roll

When I was 18 I was one of 2 guys working with 400 women.

That was fun.

worst job i ever did was move boxes at zellers :1orglaugh

shooting pussy covers all of that . .

I worked in this crazy pub for a while - it was a massive punch up from the moment it opened to the moment it closed.

Everything was attached to the floor with bolts - plastic glasses only and no bottles over the bar or they killed each other with them.

We had beer pumps that didn't get turned off for a whole 12 hour shift with 30 + bar staff on at all times - it was fucking crazy, but great fun.

When I left school, over 10 years agpo now, my first job was in animation, that was cool. Since then I have worked in a whole range of industries including construction and most recently real estate. This industry, being part of what I call the entertainment industry, is one I always return to, and I derive my best work. I have only been at this a couple of months, but would say that it is peachy as. I have a shitload to learn, and that is the beauty of it, it is forever interesting!

hardest - cutting tobacco

coolest - working for the Howard Stern Show

Sharpening saw blades for mills..some of them were 6' round and difficult to mount on the machines

Shittiest: Delivering pizzas to the ghetto.

Coolest: Private investigator doing surveillance of celebs and rich folks in NYC.

Worst: Cleaning out old oil barrels for two weeks in a row as a mid-tenager. It fucking sucked, but paid.

Best: What I am now.

Hardest: this one ..
Best: I owned a backcountry snowcat snowboard operation ..and guided clients through endless miles of fresh backcountry powder all day every day ..

Running the debarker at a mill, I really enjoyed that.

working at mcdonalds when i was 16...burned myself couple of times .....:Oh crap

worst: owning a food processing company.
best: webmastering

worse: working on the line in a gm plant
Coolest: Designing wine cellars

worst.. working at a tree farm one summer in high school..
Best.. What I do now
coolest.. anything in adult.. the parties are some of the best I have ever been to... the people are, for the most part great. we get paid to look at naked chicks, drink amd fly around the world.. what else could you ask for.

Best and worst job was the same: DJ in a strip club. Long hours, tons of bitchy, bitchy dancers that don't want to go on stage, can't show up on time, don't like the music, don't like the lights, demanding bosses and a werd deal about living your entire day in 3 minute increments. Very strange feeling.

It was also the best because, well, I worked in a strip club :)

Worst: worked in Burger King for a month when in high school (hell, I still don't know why the fuck I applied for that job) :)

Best: I used to purchase handicrafts from Indonesia. I loved those awesome four weeks business trips to Bali.

Worst: Satellite Receiver Repair
Hardest: Cutting Sugar Cane
Best: Video Archivist (minus online work)
Coolest: Scoreboard Operator

Hardest: US Marine
Coolest: Central American Smut Lord

My favorite job of all time was when I was Coat Check girl in a small Itallian resturant in Great Neck, LI. All the bookies ate there, and treated me like Family, tipped stupid, and gave me shots of grappa.

I never had a job untill now ..

Hardest: Being a waiter in a not so cool restaurant with really uncool guests.

Coolest job before i started working for the coolest adultcompany, was working for a company called United Dance Company.

They organise huge events like Dancevalley!

http://photo.partyflock.nl/images/14400/main/109393.jpg

Now imagine me standing on that stage as stagemanager! good stuff man!

worst: a paint factory...hot as fuck..and it smelled...hard labour as well.

Best: no job is good until you are your own boss

damn, you people have had some pretty crazy jobs. I know someone has crazy job stories, lets hear them!