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![]() I got a couple of true life stories that happend to me and I want your opinion of wether they prove there is such a thing as psychic ability or "devine guidence".
1. Is this "Devine guidence" I was in high school and this female student approached me in the hall and began talking. I could see in her eyes that she was infatuated with me(highschool footba hero stuff). This went on for a few days and I was starting to like her. Then she approaches me and all that infatuation is GONE! She didn't see no hero anymore. She explained that a guy(let's call him Dan) had told her that all I could do was play sports and I was really dumb and made "F" in my classes. Dan was second team behind me in sports so I knew he did it out of jealousy. I wanted to get Dan back some way for blowing the nice thing that was happening; but didn't know how. ** The next day after school I was like the last person around and something was almost pulling me to walk to a back area of the hallway. This was a huge school with over 3000 students and long winding halls all conected. I could have gone any direction. The hall is always full of trash and paper after school with so many students so the janitors sweep and vacum it everyday. I went back to this area and I notices a single piece of paper on the floor. The floor was spotless except this lone piece of paper. Something "said" pick it up, so I did. I looked at it and put it in my pocket. The next day I see the female and we talk, she looks sad and disappointed. I told her I wanted her to see something. I showed her my report card that I had gotten the day before. I had straight A's!! She smiled a little. I then said I have something I want her to give to Dan when she sees him. I pulled out the paper I had picked up the day before and gave it to her. ** That piece of paper was Dan's report card with D's and F's...not even a single C. She smiled widely this time and I could see a little of that old light come back into her eyes. I felt vindicated! ** What are the odds that I would find a single piece of paper on the floor and ut of over 3000 students it would be the report card of the guy who called me stupid the day before? ![]() 2. Psychic? A lady I had been dating was often flying to another state for business. So I was very used to her taking trips and flying. She had been planning a trip for about a month for a sorority reunion and was realy excited. She was not actually in the sorority, but she had beome very close friends with the sorority girls and on this trip they were going to pledge her in officially. She was already in, so this was only going to be a ceremony. Man, was she ever happy and excited about this! She bought her plane ticket and was beeming about the trip. The day before she was to leave she saw me and she immediately said "What's wrong! Something is wrong with you. I want you to see a doctor. Please go to the doctor now!". I was feeling sick as shit and she could see it! So I told her why I was feeling so sick. I had become sick from wanting to tell her something and if I told her this information it would totally ruin her trip! I couldn't ruin her trip, she was so excited about it and I was really happy to see her excited about something. So I told her.... "Please don't get on that plane. I will pay for the ticket you bought and buy you a bus or train ticket to the reunion; just don't get on that plane! I have a terrible felling.". She said the bus or plane would take too long and she would miss the ceremony to pledge her in so if she didn't fly then there was no use in even going. I didn't know what she would do but I was hoping that she would go anyway despite what I said. I started to feel like a total fucking asshole for telling her that and putting stupid thoughts in her head. She had great plans and a great mood and I was the jerk throwing salt in her face to fowl it all up. ![]() I went home and laid down without eating dinner. I laid there for a few hours feeling like the jerk I was. After all, I was just jealous! She was happy and going on a wonderful trip and I was stuck at work and that's why I had felt sick and runined her mood. What a sorry assed fucking loser I am! ![]() Finally I fell asleep, a deep sleep. I was partially awaken when I thought I heard the phone ring. I could make it out, was it ringing? I'm still basically sleep and yes, the phone is ringing. I look at the clock and it's 2am. Wrong number for sure; but go ahead and answer it. I pick up the phone and say hello. There is this weird seconds of silence and then a light sad sounding voice calls my name. I'm like hello, yeah it's me. It's her on the phone. So I know why she called. She wants to tell me that she didn't appreciate me ruining her trip and I needed to fix whatever is wrong deep inside me. So I immediately start apologizing and I say "Im sorry for ruining your trip". She says "I didn't go and you didn't ruin my trip...you saved my life". "Turn on your TV; the news is being re-run. The plane I was booked to fly on crashed and all the passengers were killed" "It crash just a few miles from where we were going to have the meeting" ------------------------------------ I have had several other things like this happen. I'm just saying, man what the fuck is going on? Is there something else in the world that we don't understand. I have a hard time just dismissing it as the odds. The plain either crashes or it doesn't...50/50 right? But she flew plenty of times before; why didn't I say anything then?
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i call bullshit.
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Bullshit.
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Elaborate please; because the stories are true.
I just would like you to offer an explanation. Any idiot can call bullshit, show some intelligence and offer other reasonable answers.
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which plane crash was it? Must have been in the media
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You say that there is a 50/50 chance that a plane crashes on any given flight. What the fuck world do you live in dude? Not to mention that the story is an urban legend. Most people tell it as happening to a 'friend's cousin' but you try to pass it off as your own. ![]()
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Of course not stupid.
The point is not the "real odds of a plane crash". The point is the possible choices I have to make a prediction. It's not like I had 20 possiblities and I picked the right one which would be harder than choosing from just 2 possibilites. Learn how to think "WIDER"... geeze. The actual odds that the US will win the war in Iraq can be any number but for a pychic to predict the outcome is like win or lose. If I want to fake like a psychic then I would predict things in a way that there are limited out comes. I don't want to predict you will draw an ace of spades from the deck. I want to predict that you will draw a card from the deck. That's the point of the 50/50. I only had two choices so big deal if I get lucky and I'm right. But if I had 100 possibilities and get it right then it appears to be a more accurate prediction.
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Do everybody a favor and get back to surfing...surfer.
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your thread is to fucking long,
you are like one of those dudes who tells those long jokes by the time you get to the punchline it wasnt worth the effort of listening in the firstplace. |
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It was 20 years ago and yes it was big in the news.
I'm not going to say which flight it is for the same reason I don't mention the names of the people. I volunteer to be on this board and take the bullshit; but I don't bring other people into it who may not want to deal with it.
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to much bullshit for me...
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The other way to look at it is that you want instant gratification from everything and don't have any patience.
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PS: Just for clarity, I stated in the thread title that this was a story.
Anyone expecting to read a story that was a two line post is not really thinking. But they probably didn't read the entire thread title because it was too long.
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Well, I apologize for making you click my thread.
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I guess you have the feelings..
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Who are you calling a surfer? You've been here for a whole nine months now...you should know better. See that girl down there? That's my cock in her mouth. Do yourself a favor and let this thread die.
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Your stupid post make you sound like a loser fucking surfer so if you don't like being called that then post something that makes you look like something other than an iritating asshole. You don't score any points here by out "pricking" the other pricks.
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You started a thread asking for opinions on whether or not people thought your story was bullshit (see thread title). I read a long winded story about some straight 'A' student which had at least 27 spelling and gramatical errors. I also read another story which was a variation of the "don't get on the airplane" urban legend. I told you my opinion. You asked me to elaborate so I did. The best comeback you could muster was to call me a surfer.
And why was it you suggested your 'girlfriend' take a bus or train? You live in Hawaii. ![]()
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Wow, are you ever a retard to think that I'm native Hawaiian.
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Seeing as you think that every other plane crashes I can safely assume that you have never been on an airplane. That coupled with the fact that I've never heard you mention living in (or even visiting) the mainland in any of your previous threads lead me to the assumption that you are a native. Go ahead and prove me wrong. Show me just one previous thread where you mention living stateside and I will stop laughing. The search button is at the top of the page.
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Thread starter has serious issues. He's also a total racist.
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This thread makes ma giggle.
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shenanigans, I call shenanigans!
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Theres 1440 minutes in a single day.
... out of all those minutes in all those years, you have 2 stories of strange coincidences, accounting for maybe 5 minutes out of the 525600 minutes in a single year. Its a matter of odds. |
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Think of it this way: It didnt happen for maybe 10 years. The fact that it happened now is just fucking coincidence. Nothing else. Youre not psychic and neither if your friend. |
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Whoah, very long.. I'll give comments later
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I take it you couldn't find a single post.
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email me. I want to talk to you in private.
webmaster at interracialtoons dot com
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My friend told me where my bracelet was and I made a post but everyone just said I was lying for the most part.
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This is wierd...
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