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bareskin · 01-18-2007, 12:29 PM

I just spit on it but thanks

Finike · 01-18-2007, 12:29 PM

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Fetish Gimp · 01-18-2007, 12:30 PM

The best lube is tears of shame.

tranza · 01-18-2007, 12:31 PM

You do know that this is not a surfers board, right?

Take your lame ass spam somewhere else, idiot.

cardinalvices · 01-18-2007, 12:31 PM

What is that for?

ready lube · 01-18-2007, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin

I just spit on it but thanks

Blend the two! It's an experience you won't soon forget

ready lube · 01-18-2007, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

You do know that this is not a surfers board, right?

Take your lame ass spam somewhere else, idiot.

I figured that a one hander commander like yourself needs a little lube from time to time even if it's just to moisturize your blisters

...give it a try, you don't have to be a surfer to get this deal

bareskin · 01-18-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

Blend the two! It's an experience you won't soon forget

I do after she sucks it and lubes it all up I spit on it there blended if she can't lube you up good enough get rid of her

BigCashCrew · 01-18-2007, 12:53 PM

Go spam this shit on another board where surfers hang out. If I need lube I will get it at a booth handing it out for free in Vegas.

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ready lube · 01-18-2007, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

Go spam this shit on another board where surfers hang out. If I need lube I will get it at a booth handing it out for free in Vegas.

That's because you make so much $$$ you big baller you

and stop emailing me about the free shipping, I already told you YES!

zandre · 01-18-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

That's because you make so much $$$ you big baller you

and stop emailing me about the free shipping, I already told you YES!

rofl

that was a kill

Huggles · 01-18-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

The best lube is tears of shame.

Are there any other tears?

ready lube · 01-18-2007, 04:30 PM

Another great day

Thanks to all those here who have emailed me etc. about what a great deal this is, I'm getting slammed in this is thread, lol, so it's cool to read some good things

Let's keep it going!

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Bobby_the_pyn · 01-19-2007, 01:55 AM

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ready lube · 01-19-2007, 07:48 AM

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ready lube · 01-19-2007, 09:14 PM

small bump.

tony286 · 01-19-2007, 09:16 PM

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sniperwolf · 01-19-2007, 09:59 PM

this is a really cool offer...

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Rochard · 01-20-2007, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

I figured that a one hander commander like yourself needs a little lube from time to time even if it's just to moisturize your blisters

...give it a try, you don't have to be a surfer to get this deal

Your talking to a webmaster board where it's safe to assume we can afford to hire someone to make the lube for us. Your buy one get two free offer isn't motivating anyone.

starpimps · 01-20-2007, 01:46 AM

hrmn trying to figure out the reasons i should get this, but i still cant think of one
ill buy it when i find a reason

DWB · 01-20-2007, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin

I just spit on it but thanks

E$_manager · 01-20-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps

hrmn trying to figure out the reasons i should get this, but i still cant think of one
ill buy it when i find a reason

i was thinking the same.

ready lube · 01-20-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Your talking to a webmaster board where it's safe to assume we can afford to hire someone to make the lube for us. Your buy one get two free offer isn't motivating anyone.

Oh come on now Rochard, although that is true, why would you want to hire someone to make a lube for you when you can simply click on a button and have it to your house in 2-3 days?

Maybe I can motivate you with our upcoming line of jagermeister lube

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4Man · 01-20-2007, 12:31 PM

Then we are crazy...

leming · 01-20-2007, 12:44 PM

Mods need to close this thread

ExtremeBank_Adam · 01-20-2007, 12:48 PM

Alysha is sponsored by Wet Lubricants, and that's only after we tried all of the other brands and ended up with the best.

Murderous · 01-20-2007, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

Go spam this shit on another board where surfers hang out. If I need lube I will get it at a booth handing it out for free in Vegas.

You must be unaware of the number of surfers that hangout on GFY.

Pay attention.

ready lube · 01-20-2007, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtremeBank_Adam

Alysha is sponsored by Wet Lubricants, and that's only after we tried all of the other brands and ended up with the best.

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Kristian · 01-20-2007, 01:15 PM

Is this a fake nick?

That form of advertising is so 1970s it's funny!

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