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ready lube 01-18-2007 12:25 PM

MUST SEE TO BELIEVE - Are we crazy?????????????
 
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bareskin 01-18-2007 12:29 PM

I just spit on it but thanks

Finike 01-18-2007 12:29 PM

Great offer!
I need so much lube reading all the posts here!

Fetish Gimp 01-18-2007 12:30 PM

The best lube is tears of shame.

tranza 01-18-2007 12:31 PM

You do know that this is not a surfers board, right?

Take your lame ass spam somewhere else, idiot.

cardinalvices 01-18-2007 12:31 PM

What is that for?

ready lube 01-18-2007 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin (Post 11750374)
I just spit on it but thanks

Blend the two! It's an experience you won't soon forget :)

ready lube 01-18-2007 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 11750396)
You do know that this is not a surfers board, right?

Take your lame ass spam somewhere else, idiot.

I figured that a one hander commander like yourself needs a little lube from time to time even if it's just to moisturize your blisters :1orglaugh

...give it a try, you don't have to be a surfer to get this deal :)

bareskin 01-18-2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube (Post 11750411)
Blend the two! It's an experience you won't soon forget :)

I do after she sucks it and lubes it all up I spit on it there blended if she can't lube you up good enough get rid of her :2 cents:

BigCashCrew 01-18-2007 12:53 PM

Go spam this shit on another board where surfers hang out. If I need lube I will get it at a booth handing it out for free in Vegas.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-18-2007 12:56 PM

http://prawfsblawg.blogs.com/prawfsb...s/spammer1.jpg

I would use the gel inside a spam can for lube before I would use your crappy product.

Besides, real porn stars use Astroglide:

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ready lube 01-18-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew (Post 11750624)
Go spam this shit on another board where surfers hang out. If I need lube I will get it at a booth handing it out for free in Vegas.

That's because you make so much $$$ you big baller you :)


and stop emailing me about the free shipping, I already told you YES!

zandre 01-18-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube (Post 11750749)
That's because you make so much $$$ you big baller you :)


and stop emailing me about the free shipping, I already told you YES!

rofl :) that was a kill :)

Huggles 01-18-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp (Post 11750386)
The best lube is tears of shame.


Are there any other tears?

ready lube 01-18-2007 04:30 PM

Another great day :)

Thanks to all those here who have emailed me etc. about what a great deal this is, I'm getting slammed in this is thread, lol, so it's cool to read some good things :)

Let's keep it going!

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We will send out 20 FREE pillow packs to two different people who post #35 and #55!!! Your post has to have this exact number or you do not win.
Best of luck ;)

Bobby_the_pyn 01-19-2007 01:55 AM

Nice offer bud! I might just take you up on this one.

ready lube 01-19-2007 07:48 AM

Sounds great, I'm more than happy to send you some Ready Lube and make sure your Ready for some action!

ready lube 01-19-2007 09:14 PM

small bump.

tony286 01-19-2007 09:16 PM

I like cooking oil lol

sniperwolf 01-19-2007 09:59 PM

this is a really cool offer...

starpimps 01-19-2007 10:19 PM

yay i can bring two of my friends YAAYY!!!
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...nk20yanker.jpg

woj 01-19-2007 10:30 PM

:1orglaugh

Rochard 01-20-2007 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube (Post 11750459)
I figured that a one hander commander like yourself needs a little lube from time to time even if it's just to moisturize your blisters :1orglaugh

...give it a try, you don't have to be a surfer to get this deal :)

Your talking to a webmaster board where it's safe to assume we can afford to hire someone to make the lube for us. Your buy one get two free offer isn't motivating anyone.

starpimps 01-20-2007 01:46 AM

hrmn trying to figure out the reasons i should get this, but i still cant think of one
ill buy it when i find a reason

DWB 01-20-2007 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin (Post 11750374)
I just spit on it but thanks

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

E$_manager 01-20-2007 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 11759371)
hrmn trying to figure out the reasons i should get this, but i still cant think of one
ill buy it when i find a reason

:1orglaugh i was thinking the same.

ready lube 01-20-2007 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11759310)
Your talking to a webmaster board where it's safe to assume we can afford to hire someone to make the lube for us. Your buy one get two free offer isn't motivating anyone.


Oh come on now Rochard, although that is true, why would you want to hire someone to make a lube for you when you can simply click on a button and have it to your house in 2-3 days? :thumbsup

Maybe I can motivate you with our upcoming line of jagermeister lube :)

Save time, money and headaches buy getting in on this awesome Ready Lube deal...and you won't have to pay for the warehousing of all your 55 gallon drums.

:1orglaugh

4Man 01-20-2007 12:31 PM

Then we are crazy...

leming 01-20-2007 12:44 PM

Mods need to close this thread :)

ExtremeBank_Adam 01-20-2007 12:48 PM

Alysha is sponsored by Wet Lubricants, and that's only after we tried all of the other brands and ended up with the best.

Murderous 01-20-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew (Post 11750624)
Go spam this shit on another board where surfers hang out. If I need lube I will get it at a booth handing it out for free in Vegas.

You must be unaware of the number of surfers that hangout on GFY.

Pay attention.

ready lube 01-20-2007 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtremeBank_Adam (Post 11760932)
Alysha is sponsored by Wet Lubricants, and that's only after we tried all of the other brands and ended up with the best.

That is a good lube and I'm sure you are happy with your choice. I never talk bad about other products, but take a look at our ingredient deck then compare it to other lubes available, you'll see why Ready Lube is quickly becoming the lube of choice among health conscious men and women.

I would love to send you some Ready Lube so you can see and feel for yourself the difference :)

Fair enough?

Here's to staying lubed up :thumbsup

Kristian 01-20-2007 01:15 PM

Is this a fake nick?

That form of advertising is so 1970s it's funny!


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