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notabook · 01-18-2007, 06:53 PM

Radioactive Alligators Missing

"RICHLAND, Wash. -- Carcasses of animals used in radiological experiments at Hanford are among more than 40,000 tons of waste workers dug up and reburied on the nuclear reservation.

Closure Hanford remediation manager Mark Buckmaster told the Hanford Advisory Board last week that up to 1,000 animals at a time were kept at a farm near F Reactor along the banks of the Columbia River.

They included rodents, cats, dogs, cows, sheep, goats, pigs and alligators. No alligator carcasses were found, however. The remains and wastes were buried in large trenches."

Jesus Christ? what have we done? Now we have undead radioactive alligators roaming among us as well as illegal immigrants! May Allah protect us all!

reynold · 01-18-2007, 09:23 PM

PETA would be alarmed for sure.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-18-2007, 09:27 PM

Hanford is an ecological nightmare.

sniperwolf · 01-18-2007, 10:15 PM

wow.. that's pretty alarming .. thanks for sharing

crockett · 01-18-2007, 10:20 PM

Some redneck has some glow in the dark alligator boots.

the source · 01-18-2007, 10:22 PM

lol ^^ thats actually pretty funny

starpimps · 01-18-2007, 11:52 PM

they probably look something like this

Swish · 01-19-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps

they probably look something like this

WTF is that?!

sharp · 01-19-2007, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps

they probably look something like this

looks like a giant gar fish.

rodney25 · 01-19-2007, 01:35 AM

That's a huge .... what is that thing?

borked · 01-19-2007, 02:12 AM

What kind of expts were they carrying out there???

Scott McD · 01-19-2007, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Jesus Christ? what have we done? Now we have undead radioactive alligators roaming among us as well as illegal immigrants! May Allah protect us all!

The illegal immigrants are probably more dangerous...

notabook · 01-19-2007, 02:34 AM

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The illegal immigrants are probably more dangerous...

I dunno man, these are radioactive ZOMBIE ALLIGATORS! Sure, Pedro may be a threat but at least he's not a zombie. Or radioactive. Or an alligator. Think about that.

BusterBunny · 01-19-2007, 02:43 AM

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I dunno man, these are radioactive ZOMBIE ALLIGATORS! Sure, Pedro may be a threat but at least he's not a zombie. Or radioactive. Or an alligator. Think about that.

sholudn't you be happy?....these aligators can eat all the cats for you

notabook · 01-19-2007, 02:47 AM

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sholudn't you be happy?....these aligators can eat all the cats for you

Cats are far too smart and powerful even for super radioactive zombie alligators

On the other hand the story did reveal one good bit of information: they recovered all of the irradiated cat corpses which means cats cannot be turned into the undead. At least I can sleep easy tonight (or rather this morning).

SmokeyTheBear · 01-19-2007, 02:50 AM

"Another program used hairless pigs to determine what might happen to soldiers if they entered a nuclear battlefield, she said."

Why would hairless pigs be better than hairy pigs for testing the effect of radioactivity on humans ?

Better yet wtf is a hairy pig ?

They dont have much hair to begin with..

SmokeyTheBear · 01-19-2007, 02:52 AM

BusterBunny · 01-19-2007, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Cats are far too smart and powerful even for super radioactive zombie alligators

On the other hand the story did reveal one good bit of information: they recovered all of the irradiated cat corpses which means cats cannot be turned into the undead. At least I can sleep easy tonight (or rather this morning).

they were not dead, just acting....that was there ticket to infiltrate and kill the only people that can stop their plans.....kinda like terminator meets trojan horse action

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Better yet wtf is a hairy pig ?

They dont have much hair to begin with..

they give the pigs drugs to test hair growth then remove it with the radiation....then the alligators eat the pigs.....then we kill the alligators and make boots for batts.......then the cats eat us.....nothing goes to waste, it's beautiful

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