Radioactive Alligators Missing
"RICHLAND, Wash. -- Carcasses of animals used in radiological experiments at Hanford are among more than 40,000 tons of waste workers dug up and reburied on the nuclear reservation.
Closure Hanford remediation manager Mark Buckmaster told the Hanford Advisory Board last week that up to 1,000 animals at a time were kept at a farm near F Reactor along the banks of the Columbia River.
They included rodents, cats, dogs, cows, sheep, goats, pigs and alligators. No alligator carcasses were found, however. The remains and wastes were buried in large trenches."
Jesus Christ? what have we done? Now we have undead radioactive alligators roaming among us as well as illegal immigrants! May Allah protect us all!
"RICHLAND, Wash. -- Carcasses of animals used in radiological experiments at Hanford are among more than 40,000 tons of waste workers dug up and reburied on the nuclear reservation.
Closure Hanford remediation manager Mark Buckmaster told the Hanford Advisory Board last week that up to 1,000 animals at a time were kept at a farm near F Reactor along the banks of the Columbia River.
They included rodents, cats, dogs, cows, sheep, goats, pigs and alligators. No alligator carcasses were found, however. The remains and wastes were buried in large trenches."
Jesus Christ? what have we done? Now we have undead radioactive alligators roaming among us as well as illegal immigrants! May Allah protect us all!
~Accepting design works~ 
On the other hand the story did reveal one good bit of information: they recovered all of the irradiated cat corpses which means cats cannot be turned into the undead. At least I can sleep easy tonight (or rather this morning). 
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