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chshkt 01-18-2007 06:17 AM

Scientists find Extraterrestrial genes in Human DNA

A group of researchers working at the Human Genome Project indicate that they made an astonishing scientific discovery: They believe so-called 97% non-coding sequences in human DNA is no less than genetic code of extraterrestrial life forms...
The non-coding sequences are common to all living organisms on Earth, from moulds to fish to humans. In human DNA, they constitute larger part of the total genome, says Prof. Sam Chang, the group leader. Non-coding sequences, originally known as "junk DNA", were discovered years ago, and their function remained a mystery. The overwhelming majority of Human DNA is "Off-world" in origin. The apparent "extraterrestrial junk genes" merely "enjoy the ride" with hard working active genes, passed from generation to generation.. .
more here:
http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/hom.../08/01288.html

Case closed. Splum is an idiot. :1orglaugh

Lazonby 01-18-2007 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by chshkt (Post 11748746)
Scientists find Extraterrestrial genes in Human DNA

A group of researchers working at the Human Genome Project indicate that they made an astonishing scientific discovery: They believe so-called 97% non-coding sequences in human DNA is no less than genetic code of extraterrestrial life forms...
The non-coding sequences are common to all living organisms on Earth, from moulds to fish to humans. In human DNA, they constitute larger part of the total genome, says Prof. Sam Chang, the group leader. Non-coding sequences, originally known as "junk DNA", were discovered years ago, and their function remained a mystery. The overwhelming majority of Human DNA is "Off-world" in origin. The apparent "extraterrestrial junk genes" merely "enjoy the ride" with hard working active genes, passed from generation to generation.. .
more here:
http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/hom.../08/01288.html

Case closed. Splum is an idiot. :1orglaugh

Take a look at the front page of that link before deciding whether or not to believe it.

http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/

It's a socially progressive :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh newspaper.

Lazonby 01-18-2007 06:26 AM

Then look at the news headlines page http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/headline_news.html

Absolutel nutcasery.

notabook 01-18-2007 06:27 AM

"Doctors and Nobel Laureate suggest HIV-AIDS is bio-terrorism" hahahaha

Chrome 01-18-2007 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11733313)
Ok smarty pants where did the cells come from that started our life? Beyond that where did the material come from before the big bang? Get a grip its obvious there is something out there larger, greater and way beyond our comprehension so why dont you practice a little faith.

Classic zealot in action. Faith means you don't have any proof. It means you accept blindly what some dude years ago said in order to control the masses and line his pockets with wealth. Sure this whole thing is a mystery but to believe that "gawd" is so interested in such an dismal species is laughable. Come on, wake up and enjoy this life you have. It just might be the only one.

Think about christianity today and then read the "ten suggestions" do not worship false idols. Where does mary suddenly get to be god like? Why is his "human son" ranked up with him as a god. Oh and why is it such a miracle, if jezuz really was the son of god, and god like, that he was able to rise from the dead. Get over it. this religion isn't even yours if you are of european descent. It's a conglomeration of paganism and judiasm.

Then if that isn't enough... look at islam. the M guy decides to fly in the face of chrisianity's belief in the "holy menage trois" but no one wants to follow him because, well he sucked and didn't have a tv show to promote it to geezers on their deathbeds. So what does he do? Kills you unless you believe. So if you are christian in the european sense and your "gawd" allows you to die at the sword of some lunatic... well i guess your almighty isn't that almighty and their swords are sharper than splashing holy water on them.

Wake up! Sure this whole thing is amazing but there is in no way an anthropomorphic god out there rooting for us. look at it this way. if there was, wouldn't he be more like the largest number of objects in the "heavans" and not like a man. Ew.... i'm getting queezy just thinking about all the people that have died because of their belief that "gawd" was on their side and the other people were wrong.

It truly is laughable. Read this book and gain some insight "History of the Conflict Between Religion and Science" it's available free as an ebookby clicking here it was written in 1881 and will really open your eyes to the ridiculous ways religion has been used to control the earth's population of humans.

Do me a favor.. please read this. After all i went throught the whole church thing and it's only fair that you take a gander at other possibilities.

After all would you believe that 6 is greater than 10 just because someone turned a stick into a snake? That was a common slight of hand trick back in the day.

Lazonby 01-18-2007 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11748774)
"Doctors and Nobel Laureate suggest HIV-AIDS is bio-terrorism" hahahaha

Yeah. She was saying that it mostly affects blacks and therefore it must be a bioweapon created by the nasty neo-cons :1orglaugh

Someone needs to point out to this dumb bitch that the reason it kills mostly black people is because black people in Africa make up one of the most poorly educated groups in the world and will fuck anything which moves, and without a condom on too.

Then, I suggest that this woman is buried in a hole so that she cannot embarrass the rest of Africa with any more of her theories.

scottybuzz 01-18-2007 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11733313)
Ok smarty pants where did the cells come from that started our life? Beyond that where did the material come from before the big bang? Get a grip its obvious there is something out there larger, greater and way beyond our comprehension so why dont you practice a little faith.

very good point./

sarettah 01-18-2007 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Citizen (Post 11748716)
Uh no, its Richard Dawkins. :disgust

What do you want at 4 in the morning? :upsidedow A rubber biscuit? :pimp

wyldworx 01-18-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 11745799)
Actually the most important thing said that day was said by Moses. And I quote:


"that is the best fucking ergot I have ever had. I bet we can sell this to the fucking egyptians for $5.00 a hit"






I was there. I know :thumbsup

Oh yeah. One fiddy frog gods



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FiReC 01-18-2007 09:35 AM

what if there was no beginning?

big bang big crunch big bang big crunch for ever...

http://palimpsest.stanford.edu/byorg...g/infinity.gif

gigi 01-18-2007 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CC (Post 11748235)
I think you are correct. I'm jealous of your archeology major...my love is physical anthropology, but my degree is in Computer Information Systems (my "practical" degree, which is also my backup plan if porn ever fails me). One of these days I am determined to get another degree in anthropology...I find it fascinating and love to read up on it.

A degree in Anthro doesn't have to be a 'luxury' these days. With new laws that were recently passed in the US and Canada, developers are forced to hire Cultural Resource Management teams to survey the land they plan to develop before they start in order to be sure there are no important artifacts in the area.

What does that mean? Practical work for archaeologists/anthropologists! yay! It can be a rather lucrative business as well. Google "cultural resource management" and see how many firms have popped up just in the last couple of years since the laws were put in place. :pimp

Porn has actually afforded me the luxury of starting my degree....but, I'm thrilled to report that a degree in Anthro, today, can be just as practical as a CIS degree. :thumbsup

ADL Colin 01-18-2007 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 11733589)
Because this is only a question of faith. People believe in what it is comfortable to believe for them.
For example i read Blavatskaya and believe that before our civilization existed 7 or 6 other civilizations. Those people where different from us. Antlants were the representetives of the previouse civilization and were bigger and half transparen. They had a very high developed technics and were able to fly on some machines the way we are able to drive now. After some world catastrofy the civilization died and the Earth has to develope from zero. But there are some "somatti" that lived through catastrophy in a special sleeping condition and brought some knowledge to us through the years!

This has no proves, but i believe that.

Wikipedia entry for those as weirded out as I am ;-) ...

"Lemuria entered the lexicon of the Occult through the works of Madame Blavatsky, who claimed in the 1880s to have been shown an ancient, pre-Atlantean Book of Dzyan by the Mahatmas. Within Blavatsky's complex cosmology, which includes seven "Root Races", Lemuria was occupied by the "Third Root Race", which was about seven foot tall, sexually hermaphroditic, egg-laying, mentally undeveloped and spiritually more pure than the following "Root Races". Before the coming of the Lemurians, the second "Root Race" is said to have dwelled in Hyperborea.

After the subsequent creation of mammals, Mme. Blavatsky revealed to her readers, some Lemurians turned to bestiality. The gods, aghast at the behavior of these "mindless" men, sank Lemuria into the ocean and created a "Fourth Root Race"?endowed with intellect?on Atlantis.

According to L. Sprague de Camp, Mme. Blavatsky was influenced by other writers on the theme of Lost Continents, notably Ignatius Donnelly, a cult leader named Thomas Lake Harris and the french writer Louis Jacolliot."

ADL Colin 01-18-2007 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11743394)
I think a point alot of people miss about religion/faith is its not just a "false comfort" or an answer to the unknown.. its a way to keep us sane and give us a reason for existing.(i.e. scare us into conforming ). without it we are no different than other animals and would gladly smash each others heads open and eat the goo inside.

Yeah, how's that working out so far? Good thing there is no violence based on these religions.

CC 01-18-2007 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gigi (Post 11749972)
A degree in Anthro doesn't have to be a 'luxury' these days. With new laws that were recently passed in the US and Canada, developers are forced to hire Cultural Resource Management teams to survey the land they plan to develop before they start in order to be sure there are no important artifacts in the area.

What does that mean? Practical work for archaeologists/anthropologists! yay! It can be a rather lucrative business as well. Google "cultural resource management" and see how many firms have popped up just in the last couple of years since the laws were put in place. :pimp

Porn has actually afforded me the luxury of starting my degree....but, I'm thrilled to report that a degree in Anthro, today, can be just as practical as a CIS degree. :thumbsup

Gigi, that is absolutely fascinating! Thank you for the info. I will definitely look into it.

shahab6 01-18-2007 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chshkt (Post 11748746)
Scientists find Extraterrestrial genes in Human DNA

A group of researchers working at the Human Genome Project indicate that they made an astonishing scientific discovery: They believe so-called 97% non-coding sequences in human DNA is no less than genetic code of extraterrestrial life forms...
The non-coding sequences are common to all living organisms on Earth, from moulds to fish to humans. In human DNA, they constitute larger part of the total genome, says Prof. Sam Chang, the group leader. Non-coding sequences, originally known as "junk DNA", were discovered years ago, and their function remained a mystery. The overwhelming majority of Human DNA is "Off-world" in origin. The apparent "extraterrestrial junk genes" merely "enjoy the ride" with hard working active genes, passed from generation to generation.. .
more here:
http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/hom.../08/01288.html

Case closed. Splum is an idiot. :1orglaugh


Wow, interesting article, so which one of you are ET in this forum.

gigi 01-18-2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC (Post 11751194)
Gigi, that is absolutely fascinating! Thank you for the info. I will definitely look into it.

My pleasure! Always nice to help out fellow Anthro buffs! :)


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