| notabook |
01-13-2007 01:40 AM |
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Originally Posted by Adultnet
(Post 11724046)
dude why are you so mad at them :)
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You’ve got to be joking. Cats are a threat to our very existence and they will stop at nothing to destroy us all. At the moment that are sort of in their dormancy phase; they are preparing and concocting various methods of destroying us rapidly. They even have managed to get human beings working directly for them (those mother fucking PETA assholes). They even have their own terrorist organization doing their bidding, again comprised of human beings (ALF). What those PETA and ALF assfucks fail to realize is that as soon as humanity is conquered by felinity their usefulness to feline-kind is over. They too will share the same fate as the rest of the humans; most of the males will be neutered and forced to work in giant catnip mines until they drop dead. Don’t even ask what happens to our females…
Our conflict goes back for thousands of years with those furry fleshbag fuckheads. The ancient Egyptians knew just how powerful and devastating cats could be and tried to tell us through their strange creations and glyphs a story of epic proportions that took place, the story of a great war between felinity and humanity itself that occurred 10’s of thousands of years ago. The war between our two races lasted for years until we finally managed to drive them back, battered and defeated. It wasn’t until sometime later that they (those furry fleshbags) learned of a way to erase our memories and make us think they were nothing but ‘cure’ and ‘cuddly’.
Their smartest feline scientists genetically manipulated a common parasite that nearly all cats are born with. The parasite, once modified, would be planted on a human and slowly it would manipulate his or her very mind and convince them that cats posed no threat whatsoever to us. A battalion of cats descended upon a human settlement and quickly infected them with the parasite. Many cats died and after a while the cat scientists believed their parasite to be ineffective. Soon though it was apparent that it worked far better than they had hoped – humans stopped attacking felines and openly started to show them affection, they even went as far to start giving up their own resources for the fleatards.
Unfortunately for felinity, the humans complicity to welcome them into their homes and give up valuable resources became a double-edged sword. Cats became lazy and soon ‘de-evolved’. They lost purpose and for a time it appeared that cats and humans could coexist (even though cats were for the most part pointless and useless, they were no longer killing humans so it was good). But alas, all things must come to an end. Somehow a group of cats managed to free themselves from their ‘living coma’ as they would call it. This group of felines would quickly be dubbed the Feline Overlords and they set out to quickly wake up their brethren from their living comas.
So here we are, many years later, once again under direct threat from the Feline Overlords and their massive army of furry bastards. Not all cats are awakened from their living coma yet so we still have time to stop them all. The easiest way is to snuff them out as quickly as possible whenever you see them, making sure to severe their head and impale it on a pike (this part is just to make you feel better, cats die fairly easily, they are not like zombies). Most humans refuse to accept the truth; the parasites that the cats invented so many years ago are still surging through all of us. Some of us (like myself) are immune to their effects. Most unfortunately are not and will spread cat propaganda for the rest of their lives. |
